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[Mr. Clipboard frantically walks in the supermarket] Mr. Leonard:
May I help you? Mr. Clipboard:
You must me Leonard, the manager. I'm your new Brand X representative. Mr. Leonard:
I wasn't expecting any new products. Mr. Clipboard:
A corporate picked your store to test the new Brand X detergent! With elixir... Mr. Leonard:
Brand X son? Never heard of it? Mr. Clipboard:
Give us one week! Your cu-cu-cu... [Clipboard slaps himself with his clipboard] Mr. Clipboard:
-customers, won't know how they live without Brand X! Mr. Leonard:
E-ev-everything is so nice the way it is, and we don't have space. Mr. Clipboard:
Oh-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho, I'll make space. Mr. Clipboard:
[makes frantic noises] Mr. Clipboard:
Wait until you get a *whiff* of our Brand X elixir, it's practically addicting! [throws a bag of chips, then stomps on it] Mr. Leonard:
That was a perfectly good bag of chips! Mr. Clipboard:
Survival of the fittest, Leonard! [Leonard looks at bag of chips] Mr. Leonard:
Never opened, never enjoyed
May I help you? Mr. Clipboard:
You must me Leonard, the manager. I'm your new Brand X representative. Mr. Leonard:
I wasn't expecting any new products. Mr. Clipboard:
A corporate picked your store to test the new Brand X detergent! With elixir... Mr. Leonard:
Brand X son? Never heard of it? Mr. Clipboard:
Give us one week! Your cu-cu-cu... [Clipboard slaps himself with his clipboard] Mr. Clipboard:
-customers, won't know how they live without Brand X! Mr. Leonard:
E-ev-everything is so nice the way it is, and we don't have space. Mr. Clipboard:
Oh-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho, I'll make space. Mr. Clipboard:
[makes frantic noises] Mr. Clipboard:
Wait until you get a *whiff* of our Brand X elixir, it's practically addicting! [throws a bag of chips, then stomps on it] Mr. Leonard:
That was a perfectly good bag of chips! Mr. Clipboard:
Survival of the fittest, Leonard! [Leonard looks at bag of chips] Mr. Leonard:
Never opened, never enjoyed
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May I help you
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You must be Leonard the manager
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I'm your new Brand X representative
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I wasn't expecting any new products
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Corporate picked your store
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to test the new Brand X detergent
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with elixir
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Brand X huh
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Never heard of it
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Give us one week
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Your cu cu cu cu cu
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customers won't know how they lived
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without Brand X
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Well everything is so nice the way it is
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We don't have space
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Oh
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I'll make space
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Wait until you get a
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whiff of our Brand X elixir
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It's practically addictive
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That was a perfectly good bag of chips
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Survival of the fittest Leonard
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Never opened
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Never enjoyed
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Movie Summary
The evil Brand X joins a supermarket that becomes a city after closing time.
Actors
Mr. Leonard
Mr. Clipboard
