"Fools Rush In" quotes

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After a one night stand with Alex, Isabel realizes that she is pregnant and they decide to get married. However, along with the marriage comes compromise of one's own cultural traditions.

Director: Andy Tennant
Writer: Joan Taylor, Katherine Reback
Production: N/A
Year: 1997
MetaScore: 37/100
ImdbRating: 6.1
BoxOffice: $29,481,428
Released: 14 Feb 1997
Awards: 3 nominations

70 Clips

I will red tag this place myself - Fools Rush In 00:21 I will red tag this place myself It's like Vegas Why didn't they just build this city on the fuckin' sun - Fools Rush In 00:06 It's like Vegas Why didn't they just build this city on the... Where you both try to present your best side while hiding the real you - Fools Rush In 00:05 Where you both try to present your best side while hiding... Shit Sorry - Fools Rush In 00:05 Shit Sorry God was telling him to quit that job and stay here with you - Fools Rush In 00:12 God was telling him to quit that job and stay here with you Well nobody ever plans to end up in Vegas - Fools Rush In 00:48 Well nobody ever plans to end up in Vegas I can't do that - Fools Rush In 01:10 I can't do that There's a woman on line 1 - Fools Rush In 00:12 There's a woman on line 1 There are signs everywhere - Fools Rush In 00:04 There are signs everywhere Where are you going - Fools Rush In 00:07 Where are you going I'm not going to kill myself - Fools Rush In 00:15 I'm not going to kill myself Would you get us some ice - Fools Rush In 00:09 Would you get us some ice I pee really fast - Fools Rush In 00:27 I pee really fast Whatever you do - Fools Rush In 00:06 Whatever you do I better light another candle - Fools Rush In 00:10 I better light another candle I had no idea that families talked at dinner - Fools Rush In 00:08 I had no idea that families talked at dinner Not an obligation - Fools Rush In 00:07 Not an obligation You gamble either way - Fools Rush In 00:13 You gamble either way You knocked her up - Fools Rush In 00:13 You knocked her up And I'm supposed to know exactly what to do - Fools Rush In 00:20 And I'm supposed to know exactly what to do But we were only together one night - Fools Rush In 00:14 But we were only together one night He said these contractions are right on top of each ot her - Fools Rush In 00:08 He said these contractions are right on top of each ot her I'm not even sure what that means but I think - Fools Rush In 00:06 I'm not even sure what that means but I think Does it come off - Fools Rush In 00:05 Does it come off That the baby would be Catholic - Fools Rush In 00:19 That the baby would be Catholic They always say that - Fools Rush In 00:06 They always say that I've been thinking - Fools Rush In 01:09 I've been thinking There is nothing to say - Fools Rush In 00:50 There is nothing to say I'm Luke Skywalker - Fools Rush In 00:12 I'm Luke Skywalker You got some 'splaining to do - Fools Rush In 00:06 You got some 'splaining to do How've you been - Fools Rush In 00:08 How've you been And you've never been off the strip There's more to Nevada than Vegas - Fools Rush In 00:06 And you've never been off the strip There's more to Nevada... In case you haven't noticed - Fools Rush In 00:08 In case you haven't noticed You are everything I never knew I always wanted - Fools Rush In 00:07 You are everything I never knew I always wanted I swear to God if anything else goes wrong I will red tag this place myself - Fools Rush In 00:21 I swear to God if anything else goes wrong I will red tag... Nice to meet you Does Dad know about him - Fools Rush In 00:05 Nice to meet you Does Dad know about him When you become a father you'll know what that means - Fools Rush In 00:05 When you become a father you'll know what that means It was a sign Of course it was - Fools Rush In 00:12 It was a sign Of course it was Nobody ever plans to end up in Vegas They just do - Fools Rush In 00:36 Nobody ever plans to end up in Vegas They just do There was nothing I could do The job starts July 1 - Fools Rush In 00:36 There was nothing I could do The job starts July 1 There's a woman on line one She says she's your wife - Fools Rush In 00:12 There's a woman on line one She says she's your wife We were only together one night That's all it took - Fools Rush In 00:14 We were only together one night That's all it took There are signs everywhere - Fools Rush In 00:04 There are signs everywhere Where are you going You're not my favorite person now - Fools Rush In 00:07 Where are you going You're not my favorite person now Oh my God Isabel don't jump - Fools Rush In 00:15 Oh my God Isabel don't jump Jeff hon would you get us some ice - Fools Rush In 00:09 Jeff hon would you get us some ice I pee really fast - Fools Rush In 00:10 I pee really fast Whatever you do don't tell them I picked you up outside a bathroom - Fools Rush In 00:06 Whatever you do don't tell them I picked you up outside a... Alex is alone with your brothers - Fools Rush In 00:10 Alex is alone with your brothers No kidding - Fools Rush In 00:36 No kidding Are you kidding They are great - Fools Rush In 00:08 Are you kidding They are great Love is a gift Alex - Fools Rush In 00:07 Love is a gift Alex And you are just pissed that I won on the first pull - Fools Rush In 00:13 And you are just pissed that I won on the first pull This makes no sense Why would you marry her unless you knocked her up - Fools Rush In 00:13 This makes no sense Why would you marry her unless you... Wait a minute You walked out on me at 5 00 in the morning - Fools Rush In 00:20 Wait a minute You walked out on me at 5 00 in the morning Hear that The contractions are on top of each other - Fools Rush In 00:08 Hear that The contractions are on top of each other Why Does it come off - Fools Rush In 00:05 Why Does it come off I was just about to say that - Fools Rush In 00:08 I was just about to say that I hate you I hate you They always say that - Fools Rush In 00:06 I hate you I hate you They always say that Lucy you got some explaining to do - Fools Rush In 00:06 Lucy you got some explaining to do Are you all right I'm all right - Fools Rush In 00:33 Are you all right I'm all right I was doing great this afternoon - Fools Rush In 00:35 I was doing great this afternoon This is Chuy - Fools Rush In 00:12 This is Chuy So how you been - Fools Rush In 00:08 So how you been Where will you live How will you raise your child - Fools Rush In 00:06 Where will you live How will you raise your child In case you haven't noticed - Fools Rush In 00:08 In case you haven't noticed You are everything I never knew I always wanted - Fools Rush In 00:07 You are everything I never knew I always wanted Tell them to wait - Fools Rush In 02:54 Tell them to wait Are you all right - Fools Rush In 01:43 Are you all right What does that mean - Fools Rush In 00:56 What does that mean

Cast

Alex Whitman - Matthew Perry
Isabel Fuentes Whitman - Salma Hayek
Jeff - Jon Tenney
Tomas Fuentes - Tomas Milian
Richard Whitman - John Bennett Perry
Judd Marshall - Stanley DeSantis
Cathy Stewart - Suzanne Snyder
Nan Whitman - Jill Clayburgh
Great Grandma - Angelina Torres
Donna, Construction Secretary - Debby Shively
Juan Fuentes - Mark Adair-Rios
Dr. Lisa Barnes, OBGYN - Annie Combs
Aunt Carmen - Shelley Morrison
Aunt Yolanda - María Cellario
Aunt Rosa - Irene Hernández
Antonio Fuentes - Josh Cruze
Petra - Angela Lanza
Dam Policeman Delivering Baby - Randy Sutton
Dam Policeman Delivering Baby - Christopher Michael
Carlos - Angel Valdez
Stanley, OSHA Rep - Garret Davis
Priest on Street - Chris O'Neill
Man in Lobby - John Tripp
Assorted Cheeses - Andrew Hill Newman
Porter - Rupert Baca
Bruce Stewart - Jan Austell
Deane Stewart - Cydney Arther
Divorce Papers Process Server - Leslie Silva
Heleport Mother with Little Isabel - Maryann Plunkett
Dr. Barnes' Receptionist - Juel Mendel
Elvis at Wedding Chappel - Eddie Powers
Mariachi Singer - Salvador Saldaña
Taxi Driver - Roger Anthony
Miguel Fuentes - Robert Arevalo
Tracey Verna - Beth Broderick
Relative at Party - Gilda Longoria
Construction Worker - Bob Pepper
Christmas Shopper - Maridean Mansfield Shepard
Clubgoer - Jay So
Walla group - Jeff Yesko