I tell what I'd like to do - I'd like to fold a Playboy centerfold inside every one of...

Willard:

You know what it is, you've got an attitude problem. Ren:
Oh I've got an attitude problem? Willard:
Yes and I'm not the first one that's noticed it. I mean We're not stuck in the goddamn middle ages here. I mean We've got TV. We've got Family Feud. We're not stuck in Leave It to Beaver land here. Ren:
Well I haven't noticed a wet T-shirt contest in town yet. Willard:
Yeah well I haven't either, but I'm waiting. Patiently. Ren:
I tell what I'd like to do - I'd like to fold a Playboy centerfold inside every one of Reverend Moore's hymnbooks!