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Caroline Sexton:
Well, after tonight, I don't know how I'll ever be able to face my friends again. Brad Sexton:
Just pretend they're a mirror. Caroline Sexton:
You're so funny, honey. Actually, I'll just confess to them that I'm married to a MORON. And that way, they'll feel sorry for me and forgive me. Brad Sexton:
Well, this "moron" built you this fabulous life. Caroline Sexton:
Oh, that again. Oh, I forgot. That's right, honey! You did EVERYTHING, and I did NOTHING. Brad Sexton:
Well, I have developed sixteen commercial properties in the last five years, including Euro-Alcatraz. Caroline Sexton:
Oooooh... I'm sorry, did you say "Euro-Alcatraz"? "Vacation in... The Big House"? Say, did you hear that? Brad Sexton:
What? Caroline Sexton:
The sound of an entire continent laughing at you? [chuckles] Brad Sexton:
[sarcastically]
Ouch! Caroline, refresh my memory, will you please? What exactly have YOU done in the past five years? Wait a minute: I know. You've done Bloomingdale's. You've done lunch. You've done chemical peels. You've done collagen. You've done liposuction. [makes sucking noises] Brad Sexton:
Wowwww. Caroline Sexton:
You poor, deluded little monkey. Who do you think brought you to these people? Hmm? Without me, Brad, you would be nothing. [blows cigarette smoke in his face] Brad Sexton:
[sputters]
I beg your pardon, but I had a very successful real estate career before I ever met you. Caroline Sexton:
Oh. Really. So you consider leasing parking spaces a real estate career? Well, here's a news flash, BRAD: I took you from K-Mart to Tiffany's. I invented you. Brad Sexton:
Okay. Well. Then I guess you have no one else to blame... but yourself. Caroline Sexton:
That's - [stops. Brad laughs, she groans] Caroline Sexton:
I guess not. Brad Sexton:
[she walks away, he smirks after her]
Good NIGHT. [they each retreat to their own separate sleeping quarters]
Well, after tonight, I don't know how I'll ever be able to face my friends again. Brad Sexton:
Just pretend they're a mirror. Caroline Sexton:
You're so funny, honey. Actually, I'll just confess to them that I'm married to a MORON. And that way, they'll feel sorry for me and forgive me. Brad Sexton:
Well, this "moron" built you this fabulous life. Caroline Sexton:
Oh, that again. Oh, I forgot. That's right, honey! You did EVERYTHING, and I did NOTHING. Brad Sexton:
Well, I have developed sixteen commercial properties in the last five years, including Euro-Alcatraz. Caroline Sexton:
Oooooh... I'm sorry, did you say "Euro-Alcatraz"? "Vacation in... The Big House"? Say, did you hear that? Brad Sexton:
What? Caroline Sexton:
The sound of an entire continent laughing at you? [chuckles] Brad Sexton:
[sarcastically]
Ouch! Caroline, refresh my memory, will you please? What exactly have YOU done in the past five years? Wait a minute: I know. You've done Bloomingdale's. You've done lunch. You've done chemical peels. You've done collagen. You've done liposuction. [makes sucking noises] Brad Sexton:
Wowwww. Caroline Sexton:
You poor, deluded little monkey. Who do you think brought you to these people? Hmm? Without me, Brad, you would be nothing. [blows cigarette smoke in his face] Brad Sexton:
[sputters]
I beg your pardon, but I had a very successful real estate career before I ever met you. Caroline Sexton:
Oh. Really. So you consider leasing parking spaces a real estate career? Well, here's a news flash, BRAD: I took you from K-Mart to Tiffany's. I invented you. Brad Sexton:
Okay. Well. Then I guess you have no one else to blame... but yourself. Caroline Sexton:
That's - [stops. Brad laughs, she groans] Caroline Sexton:
I guess not. Brad Sexton:
[she walks away, he smirks after her]
Good NIGHT. [they each retreat to their own separate sleeping quarters]
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I'll be right out
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Mr Yoder is this property perfect for that boy or what
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It's extraordinary the way you people help each other out
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You're quiet and reserved You never cause any problems
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It's why we love doing business with you Amish
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So hey what can we do to wrap this thing up
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For starters you can take your offer wrap it in a tight little wad
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and shove it up your ass
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I thought I was a good negotiator
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Movie Summary
An unhappily married Manhattan socialite couple flee from the I.R.S. and end up in Amish country where they pretend to be visiting relatives.

