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For Sale

A shady salesman is tasked with selling a haunted house.

Director

Christopher Schrack

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Production

Lucid Gem Productions

Awards

3 wins & 4 nominations total

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In the past, - For Sale

But lately you've been
making it very difficult. - For Sale

But lately you've been making it very difficult.

Someone's head's got to roll, - For Sale

Someone's head's got to roll,

["Happy on My Own"
by Kyle Cox playing] - For Sale

["Happy on My Own" by Kyle Cox playing]

You know,
your bullshittery might work - For Sale

You know, your bullshittery might work

So what,
you were standing around - For Sale

So what, you were standing around

Let's go on
a scavenger hunt for your job." - For Sale

Let's go on a scavenger hunt for your job."

[hiccups] - For Sale

[door clicks closed] - For Sale

[door clicks closed]

No, come on. What-- - For Sale

No, come on. What--

Get the fuck off my property,
and out of my life. - For Sale

Get the fuck off my property, and out of my life.

[sighs] - For Sale

[phone ringing] - For Sale

[phone ringing]

I was wondering
if you might have a couch - For Sale

I was wondering if you might have a couch

-[woman] Thank you.
-[Mason laughs] - For Sale

-[woman] Thank you. -[Mason laughs]

[woman] Unpaid internship. - For Sale

[woman] Unpaid internship.

-Hello, Jordan?
-[Jordan] Hey. - For Sale

-Hello, Jordan? -[Jordan] Hey.

Uh, and I was wondering
if you had a couch or something - For Sale

Uh, and I was wondering if you had a couch or something

Motherfucking God, bitch, - For Sale

Motherfucking God, bitch,

[Mr. Bendt] "McGinness, Mr." - For Sale

[Mr. Bendt] "McGinness, Mr."

Mr. Bendt, with all due respect, - For Sale

Mr. Bendt, with all due respect,

Power in numbers, - For Sale

Power in numbers,

But then I always keep a roll
of hundreds in bed by my side. - For Sale

But then I always keep a roll of hundreds in bed by my side.

Well, a self-motivated fella. - For Sale

Well, a self-motivated fella.

I have agents in this office - For Sale

I have agents in this office

But that's not how
you'll succeed here. - For Sale

But that's not how you'll succeed here.

You need the right property, - For Sale

You need the right property,

I-- I sold condos
for about ten years - For Sale

I-- I sold condos for about ten years

Mr. Bendt, - For Sale

I have some of the most
unsellable properties - For Sale

I have some of the most unsellable properties

Well, it has a history
that turns people off. - For Sale

Well, it has a history that turns people off.

[Mr. Bendt chuckles]
You can't even give away - For Sale

[Mr. Bendt chuckles] You can't even give away

But given your enthusiasm, - For Sale

But given your enthusiasm,

[Mr. Bendt sighs] - For Sale

[Mr. Bendt sighs]

Um, I can get started today, - For Sale

Um, I can get started today,

[chuckles] - For Sale

[tense music building] - For Sale

[tense music building]

♪ One, two, three, four ♪ - For Sale

♪ One, two, three, four ♪

♪ Well, I've been
holding it in ♪ - For Sale

♪ Well, I've been holding it in ♪

♪ B-b-blow ♪ - For Sale

♪ B-b-blow ♪

[gas hissing] - For Sale

[sniffing] - For Sale

[groans in pain] - For Sale

[groans in pain]

[crickets chirping] - For Sale

[crickets chirping]

[Mason groans] - For Sale

[electric buzzing] - For Sale

[electric buzzing]

"Beautiful country--" - For Sale

"Beautiful country--"

"Idyllic abode, - For Sale

"Idyllic abode,

Will take your breath away." - For Sale

Will take your breath away."

Will remind you - For Sale

Will remind you

A house is more than a home, - For Sale

A house is more than a home,

We start with
the center of it all, - For Sale

We start with the center of it all,

And then there's dad, a beacon - For Sale

And then there's dad, a beacon

And the children--
oh, the children, - For Sale

And the children-- oh, the children,

A connection for which
friendship is no substitute. - For Sale

A connection for which friendship is no substitute.

When we think of a house,
we think of love. - For Sale

When we think of a house, we think of love.

And when I think
of you in this house, - For Sale

And when I think of you in this house,

And I look at you and I see it. - For Sale

And I look at you and I see it.

So eat my fucking ass, - For Sale

So eat my fucking ass,

[sighing deeply] - For Sale

[sighing deeply]

[light switch clicking] - For Sale

[light switch clicking]

[rustling noises] - For Sale

[rustling noises]

[music distorts] - For Sale

[music distorts]

[thunder rumbling] - For Sale

[thunder rumbling]

[energetic brass music plays] - For Sale

[energetic brass music plays]

I slit a sheet, a sheet I slit,
upon a slitted sheet I sit. - For Sale

I slit a sheet, a sheet I slit, upon a slitted sheet I sit.

Unique New York,
unique New York, - For Sale

Unique New York, unique New York,

Hi, fucks--
uh, folks. [chuckles] - For Sale

Hi, fucks-- uh, folks. [chuckles]

Excellent. Well, I'm Mason.
Please, come on in. - For Sale

Excellent. Well, I'm Mason. Please, come on in.

This way you can see
how unnecessary electricity is - For Sale

This way you can see how unnecessary electricity is

Yes, it's an 1812 original iron. - For Sale

Yes, it's an 1812 original iron.

Oh, well, um, - For Sale

Mm, nothing quite like
sitting back with a loved one - For Sale

Mm, nothing quite like sitting back with a loved one

[laughs nervously] Uh, - For Sale

[laughs nervously] Uh,

What with the flue having that, - For Sale

What with the flue having that,

-What's in this room?
-[lock clicks] - For Sale

-What's in this room? -[lock clicks]

I'm actually
missing the key for that, - For Sale

I'm actually missing the key for that,

Hey, uh, you know, - For Sale

Hey, uh, you know,

I think we are finally
going to have that "wow" moment. - For Sale

I think we are finally going to have that "wow" mo...

Oh, and there's a really nice
reading room in here, too. - For Sale

Oh, and there's a really nice reading room in here, too...

Actually, uh, yeah,
I put those chairs there - For Sale

Actually, uh, yeah, I put those chairs there

But, uh... [chuckles] - For Sale

But, uh... [chuckles]

It faces west, - For Sale

And a brand new rug for those snug nights

[faint scratching] - For Sale

[faint scratching]

This is more
of an old-time vanity or a... - For Sale

This is more of an old-time vanity or a...

[lock rattling] - For Sale

[lock rattling]

...it's just drafty,
you know, it's-- - For Sale

...it's just drafty, you know, it's--

[Mason grunts] - For Sale

Don't let my bumbling
get in the way - For Sale

Don't let my bumbling get in the way

For Sale poster

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A shady salesman is tasked with selling a haunted house.

User Rating: 0.0 (0 ratings)

Director: Christopher Schrack

Writer: Jordan Friedberg, Christopher Schrack

Production: Lucid Gem Productions

Genre: comedy, horror

Year: 2024

MetaScore: N/A/100

ImdbRating: 4.9

BoxOffice: N/A

Released: 07 May 2024

Awards: 3 wins & 4 nominations total

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