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Aubrey Miller:
Everything cool has been ruined. Was before we got here. Even sex and relationships. It's all just so safe and convenient. Homogenized. You know, exchange profiles, boil your personality down to some, like, compatibility equation. You know, what's your favorite movie? Who's your favorite recording artist? And then, with one easy click, we too can realize our dream of boning someone exactly like us. Get married, give birth to two and a half babies. We can all post the pictures on Facebook or Twitter. No, that's... that is not for me. [little sigh] Aubrey Miller:
I wanna meet a man the old-fashioned way, You know, like... in a bar. Dave Hodgman:
How about a dark alley? Crazy guy who talks to himself? Aubrey Miller:
Give me your hand. [their fingers entwine] Aubrey Miller:
Which one am I? [smiling] Aubrey Miller:
The virgin or the skank? Dave Hodgman:
[looking into her eyes, sighs]
I've never met anyone like you before. Aubrey Miller:
That's a pretty good answer
Everything cool has been ruined. Was before we got here. Even sex and relationships. It's all just so safe and convenient. Homogenized. You know, exchange profiles, boil your personality down to some, like, compatibility equation. You know, what's your favorite movie? Who's your favorite recording artist? And then, with one easy click, we too can realize our dream of boning someone exactly like us. Get married, give birth to two and a half babies. We can all post the pictures on Facebook or Twitter. No, that's... that is not for me. [little sigh] Aubrey Miller:
I wanna meet a man the old-fashioned way, You know, like... in a bar. Dave Hodgman:
How about a dark alley? Crazy guy who talks to himself? Aubrey Miller:
Give me your hand. [their fingers entwine] Aubrey Miller:
Which one am I? [smiling] Aubrey Miller:
The virgin or the skank? Dave Hodgman:
[looking into her eyes, sighs]
I've never met anyone like you before. Aubrey Miller:
That's a pretty good answer
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Everything cool has been ruined Was before we got here
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Even sex and relationships
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It's all just so safe and convenient
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Homogenized
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Exchange profiles boil your personality down to some like compatibility equation
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What's your favorite movie Who's your favorite recording artist
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And then with one easy click
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we too can realize our dream of boning someone exactly like us
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Get married give birth to two and a half babies
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We can all post the pictures on Facebook or Twitter
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No that's That is not for me
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Movie Summary
A shy senior and a down-to-earth junior fall in love over one weekend.

