None of your business

Aubrey Miller:

Have you had sex yet? Dave Hodgman:
What? Aubrey Miller:
Just asking. Dave Hodgman:
[uncertainly]
Honestly? Aubrey Miller:
No, lie to me. Dave Hodgman:
Not yet. I mean, not that there haven't... been some opportunities. Aubrey Miller:
Oh, yeah? A lot of girls lining up to have sex with you? Dave Hodgman:
[sighs]
No, that's not what I meant. Aubrey Miller:
[smiles]
You only want to have sex with Jane? Dave Hodgman:
I guess, yeah. Uhm, but I fantasize about holding her hand, and... kissing in the rain. You know, [kidding:] Dave Hodgman:
all that cheesy, tired romantic shit that you're such a fan of. [she smiles] Dave Hodgman:
And I fantasize about having sex with Casey Flynn. Aubrey Miller:
[taking a sip of wine]
Ah, is that an actress I should know? Dave Hodgman:
She's a girl that goes to my school. She's a girl that everyone wants to have sex with, because she's, you know, mean. Aubrey Miller:
Oh. Dave Hodgman:
Jane's a girl that you want to be your girlfriend. Aubrey Miller:
The virgin and the skank. Tale as old as time. Dave Hodgman:
Have you done it yet? Aubrey Miller:
None of your business