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"Forgetting Sarah Marshall" quotes

Forgetting Sarah Marshall poster
Devastated Peter takes a Hawaiian vacation in order to deal with the recent break-up with his TV star girlfriend, Sarah. Little does he know, Sarah's traveling to the same resort as her ex - and she's bringing along her new boyfriend

Director: Nicholas Stoller
Writer: Jason Segel
Production: N/A
Genre: comedy, drama, romance
Year: 2008
MetaScore: 67/100
ImdbRating: 7.1
BoxOffice: $63,172,463
Released: 18 Apr 2008
Awards: 4 wins & 19 nominations

107 video clips

Peter BretterAldous SnowSarah MarshallBig Dracula HeadDwayne The BartenderRachel JansenDaraldChuckKemoBrian BretterGag Me GirlMatthew The WaiterDetective Hunter RushMixerFemale BartenderHelpful Hawaiian WaiterAnn At The BarAnimal Instincts DetectiveModelLawyer On 'crime Scene'
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You're still involved with him next door - Forgetting Sarah Marshall 02:35 You're still involved with him next door We're getting calls about a woman crying hysterically - Forgetting Sarah Marshall 00:56 We're getting calls about a woman crying hysterically You don't need to put your P in a V right now - Forgetting Sarah Marshall 00:23 You don't need to put your P in a V right now That's ridiculous - Forgetting Sarah Marshall 00:23 That's ridiculous She's having an orgasm - Forgetting Sarah Marshall 00:12 She's having an orgasm You brought a gag - Forgetting Sarah Marshall 00:28 You brought a gag I'd like to grab some dinner - Forgetting Sarah Marshall 01:01 I'd like to grab some dinner 'Cuz you know what - Forgetting Sarah Marshall 01:13 'Cuz you know what I can see your vagina from here - Forgetting Sarah Marshall 00:13 I can see your vagina from here That is so cool - Forgetting Sarah Marshall 01:01 That is so cool You're like one of those women from Flavor of Love - Forgetting Sarah Marshall 00:21 You're like one of those women from Flavor of Love Pump the brakes - Forgetting Sarah Marshall 01:04 Pump the brakes It's called blue balls - Forgetting Sarah Marshall 00:13 It's called blue balls Oh the weather outside is weather - Forgetting Sarah Marshall 00:06 Oh the weather outside is weather What's the state fish of Hawaii - Forgetting Sarah Marshall 00:11 What's the state fish of Hawaii When life gives you lemons - Forgetting Sarah Marshall 00:06 When life gives you lemons Sarah No - Forgetting Sarah Marshall 00:38 Sarah No Are those sad tissues or happy tissues - Forgetting Sarah Marshall 00:10 Are those sad tissues or happy tissues Awful bloody film - Forgetting Sarah Marshall 00:36 Awful bloody film Everybody hates you - Forgetting Sarah Marshall 00:44 Everybody hates you I have a question for you real quick Mr S - Forgetting Sarah Marshall 00:38 I have a question for you real quick Mr S Hey look man if you're attacked by a shark - Forgetting Sarah Marshall 00:09 Hey look man if you're attacked by a shark I've lost a shoe - Forgetting Sarah Marshall 00:27 I've lost a shoe How you served five years under her - Forgetting Sarah Marshall 00:10 How you served five years under her I like her hair - Forgetting Sarah Marshall 00:11 I like her hair You can't get it out It's really in there - Forgetting Sarah Marshall 00:12 You can't get it out It's really in there What's wrong with you - Forgetting Sarah Marshall 00:40 What's wrong with you You can stop crying now - Forgetting Sarah Marshall 00:20 You can stop crying now I wanted to tell you - Forgetting Sarah Marshall 00:36 I wanted to tell you I don't understand what there is to think about - Forgetting Sarah Marshall 00:33 I don't understand what there is to think about You gotta get your shit together - Forgetting Sarah Marshall 00:27 You gotta get your shit together I'm going to give you a Hawaiian name - Forgetting Sarah Marshall 00:05 I'm going to give you a Hawaiian name You know what I have a good thing going on with Rachel - Forgetting Sarah Marshall 00:26 You know what I have a good thing going on with Rachel Let me just say that if God was a city planner - Forgetting Sarah Marshall 00:17 Let me just say that if God was a city planner I'll just go fuck myself then - Forgetting Sarah Marshall 00:09 I'll just go fuck myself then We think the world of Sarah - Forgetting Sarah Marshall 00:38 We think the world of Sarah You sound like you're from London - Forgetting Sarah Marshall 00:04 You sound like you're from London Now a little further Okay - Forgetting Sarah Marshall 00:24 Now a little further Okay You know how we thought the killer masturbated - Forgetting Sarah Marshall 00:21 You know how we thought the killer masturbated Look at my limo driver - Forgetting Sarah Marshall 00:09 Look at my limo driver I wish I wasn't wearing this fucking shirt - Forgetting Sarah Marshall 00:05 I wish I wasn't wearing this fucking shirt When were you planning on telling me this - Forgetting Sarah Marshall 00:22 When were you planning on telling me this This is a small resort - Forgetting Sarah Marshall 00:12 This is a small resort This went from 6 00 to midnight - Forgetting Sarah Marshall 00:04 This went from 6 00 to midnight Off to find the mythical clitoris - Forgetting Sarah Marshall 00:08 Off to find the mythical clitoris I've heard that women do fake orgasms - Forgetting Sarah Marshall 00:18 I've heard that women do fake orgasms What do you think - Forgetting Sarah Marshall 00:07 What do you think What are you doing here - Forgetting Sarah Marshall 00:09 What are you doing here How did you know I was dating Sarah Marshall - Forgetting Sarah Marshall 00:30 How did you know I was dating Sarah Marshall I can see why Sarah likes you - Forgetting Sarah Marshall 00:37 I can see why Sarah likes you Come on Peter I can see your vagina from here - Forgetting Sarah Marshall 00:07 Come on Peter I can see your vagina from here The weather outside is weather - Forgetting Sarah Marshall 00:04 The weather outside is weather Okay do you mind not saying that over and over again - Forgetting Sarah Marshall 00:24 Okay do you mind not saying that over and over again Well I would love to sell you some weed - Forgetting Sarah Marshall 00:18 Well I would love to sell you some weed You're that guy who works for Kaiser Permanente - Forgetting Sarah Marshall 00:18 You're that guy who works for Kaiser Permanente Everybody hates you - Forgetting Sarah Marshall 00:46 Everybody hates you How are things going with the lady - Forgetting Sarah Marshall 00:16 How are things going with the lady Wedding in Hawaii - Forgetting Sarah Marshall 00:10 Wedding in Hawaii Let's go with the usual stuff - Forgetting Sarah Marshall 00:15 Let's go with the usual stuff Make love to me - Forgetting Sarah Marshall 00:16 Make love to me I can see your hoohah - Forgetting Sarah Marshall 00:09 I can see your hoohah Because he's a man like anyone else - Forgetting Sarah Marshall 00:22 Because he's a man like anyone else God put our mouths on our head for a reason - Forgetting Sarah Marshall 00:11 God put our mouths on our head for a reason You have Christ between your thighs - Forgetting Sarah Marshall 00:12 You have Christ between your thighs Chuck's my mainland name - Forgetting Sarah Marshall 00:19 Chuck's my mainland name You shall not pass - Forgetting Sarah Marshall 00:07 You shall not pass I wanna stand up before I leave - Forgetting Sarah Marshall 00:13 I wanna stand up before I leave Koonu call the front desk now - Forgetting Sarah Marshall 00:08 Koonu call the front desk now Did she see me Is she coming over here Uh huh Yup - Forgetting Sarah Marshall 00:06 Did she see me Is she coming over here Uh huh Yup Why won't anybody go snorkeling with me - Forgetting Sarah Marshall 00:06 Why won't anybody go snorkeling with me But not the shirt - Forgetting Sarah Marshall 00:06 But not the shirt I love Hawaii Is it good - Forgetting Sarah Marshall 00:31 I love Hawaii Is it good I had a girlfriend - Forgetting Sarah Marshall 00:14 I had a girlfriend Come on tour with me - Forgetting Sarah Marshall 00:38 Come on tour with me Can I have another Bloody Mary - Forgetting Sarah Marshall 00:11 Can I have another Bloody Mary He was either stabbed in the aorta or it was his time of the month - Forgetting Sarah Marshall 00:08 He was either stabbed in the aorta or it was his time of the... What a lovely introduction - Forgetting Sarah Marshall 00:07 What a lovely introduction And I'm not done either - Forgetting Sarah Marshall 00:12 And I'm not done either I thought I told you to stay on your island - Forgetting Sarah Marshall 00:23 I thought I told you to stay on your island It got really hard taking care of you when you stopped taking care of yourself - Forgetting Sarah Marshall 00:18 It got really hard taking care of you when you stopped... Why don't you press your feet up against the rock - Forgetting Sarah Marshall 00:12 Why don't you press your feet up against the rock Sesame Street Bert and Ernie Snuffelupagus Fucks my shit up - Forgetting Sarah Marshall 00:11 Sesame Street Bert and Ernie Snuffelupagus Fucks my shit up I'm on Sex and the City - Forgetting Sarah Marshall 00:20 I'm on Sex and the City No too slow Do less - Forgetting Sarah Marshall 00:06 No too slow Do less Just to get me hands on a rock - Forgetting Sarah Marshall 00:14 Just to get me hands on a rock What's up with that hat - Forgetting Sarah Marshall 00:18 What's up with that hat I have a question for you real quick - Forgetting Sarah Marshall 00:19 I have a question for you real quick There's really only one cure for that - Forgetting Sarah Marshall 00:13 There's really only one cure for that I hate your music - Forgetting Sarah Marshall 00:19 I hate your music
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Cast

Peter Bretter - Jason Segel
Sarah Marshall - Kristen Bell
Rachel Jansen - Mila Kunis
Aldous Snow - Russell Brand
Brian Bretter - Bill Hader
All Cast