"Forgetting Sarah Marshall" quotes

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Devastated Peter takes a Hawaiian vacation in order to deal with the recent break-up with his TV star girlfriend, Sarah. Little does he know, Sarah's traveling to the same resort as her ex - and she's bringing along her new boyfriend

Director: Nicholas Stoller
Writer: Jason Segel
Production: N/A
Year: 2008
MetaScore: 67/100
ImdbRating: 7.1
BoxOffice: $63,172,463
Released: 18 Apr 2008
Awards: 4 wins & 19 nominations

108 Clips

You know what I have a good thing going on with Rachel - Forgetting Sarah Marshall 00:14 You know what I have a good thing going on with Rachel You've got that magic newlywed dust all over you - Forgetting Sarah Marshall 00:08 You've got that magic newlywed dust all over you Its not all about you - Forgetting Sarah Marshall 00:08 Its not all about you I'm Aldous Snow - Forgetting Sarah Marshall 00:14 I'm Aldous Snow This is the best sex ever - Forgetting Sarah Marshall 00:06 This is the best sex ever But I have a little dignity - Forgetting Sarah Marshall 00:12 But I have a little dignity I love her show - Forgetting Sarah Marshall 00:16 I love her show And where you're going - Forgetting Sarah Marshall 00:10 And where you're going I find you both sexually attractive - Forgetting Sarah Marshall 00:17 I find you both sexually attractive I don't think you're ready yet man - Forgetting Sarah Marshall 00:36 I don't think you're ready yet man I know what I'm supposed to do - Forgetting Sarah Marshall 00:22 I know what I'm supposed to do But because they were Costco brand - Forgetting Sarah Marshall 00:11 But because they were Costco brand Get hard for me Pete Get hard for me - Forgetting Sarah Marshall 00:07 Get hard for me Pete Get hard for me I took love seminars - Forgetting Sarah Marshall 00:14 I took love seminars Are you sleeping - Forgetting Sarah Marshall 00:15 Are you sleeping I hate your music - Forgetting Sarah Marshall 00:19 I hate your music There's really only one cure for that - Forgetting Sarah Marshall 00:13 There's really only one cure for that I have a question for you real quick - Forgetting Sarah Marshall 00:19 I have a question for you real quick What's up with that hat - Forgetting Sarah Marshall 00:18 What's up with that hat Just to get me hands on a rock - Forgetting Sarah Marshall 00:14 Just to get me hands on a rock No too slow Do less - Forgetting Sarah Marshall 00:06 No too slow Do less I'm on Sex and the City - Forgetting Sarah Marshall 00:20 I'm on Sex and the City Sesame Street Bert and Ernie Snuffelupagus Fucks my shit up - Forgetting Sarah Marshall 00:11 Sesame Street Bert and Ernie Snuffelupagus Fucks my shit up Why don't you press your feet up against the rock - Forgetting Sarah Marshall 00:12 Why don't you press your feet up against the rock It got really hard taking care of you when you stopped taking care of yourself - Forgetting Sarah Marshall 00:18 It got really hard taking care of you when you stopped... I thought I told you to stay on your island - Forgetting Sarah Marshall 00:23 I thought I told you to stay on your island And I'm not done either - Forgetting Sarah Marshall 00:12 And I'm not done either What a lovely introduction - Forgetting Sarah Marshall 00:07 What a lovely introduction He was either stabbed in the aorta or it was his time of the month - Forgetting Sarah Marshall 00:08 He was either stabbed in the aorta or it was his time of the... Can I have another Bloody Mary - Forgetting Sarah Marshall 00:11 Can I have another Bloody Mary Come on tour with me - Forgetting Sarah Marshall 00:38 Come on tour with me I had a girlfriend - Forgetting Sarah Marshall 00:14 I had a girlfriend I love Hawaii Is it good - Forgetting Sarah Marshall 00:31 I love Hawaii Is it good But not the shirt - Forgetting Sarah Marshall 00:06 But not the shirt Why won't anybody go snorkeling with me - Forgetting Sarah Marshall 00:06 Why won't anybody go snorkeling with me Did she see me Is she coming over here Uh huh Yup - Forgetting Sarah Marshall 00:06 Did she see me Is she coming over here Uh huh Yup Koonu call the front desk now - Forgetting Sarah Marshall 00:08 Koonu call the front desk now Your girlfriend - Forgetting Sarah Marshall 00:38 Your girlfriend I wanna stand up before I leave - Forgetting Sarah Marshall 00:13 I wanna stand up before I leave I quit wearing a watch when I moved out here - Forgetting Sarah Marshall 00:24 I quit wearing a watch when I moved out here You shall not pass - Forgetting Sarah Marshall 00:07 You shall not pass Chuck's my mainland name - Forgetting Sarah Marshall 00:19 Chuck's my mainland name To give you my demo - Forgetting Sarah Marshall 00:40 To give you my demo You have Christ between your thighs - Forgetting Sarah Marshall 00:12 You have Christ between your thighs God put our mouths on our head for a reason - Forgetting Sarah Marshall 00:11 God put our mouths on our head for a reason Because he's a man like anyone else - Forgetting Sarah Marshall 00:22 Because he's a man like anyone else I can see your hoohah - Forgetting Sarah Marshall 00:09 I can see your hoohah Make love to me - Forgetting Sarah Marshall 00:16 Make love to me Let's go with the usual stuff - Forgetting Sarah Marshall 00:15 Let's go with the usual stuff Wedding in Hawaii - Forgetting Sarah Marshall 00:10 Wedding in Hawaii How are things going with the lady - Forgetting Sarah Marshall 00:16 How are things going with the lady Everybody hates you - Forgetting Sarah Marshall 00:46 Everybody hates you You're that guy who works for Kaiser Permanente - Forgetting Sarah Marshall 00:18 You're that guy who works for Kaiser Permanente Well I would love to sell you some weed - Forgetting Sarah Marshall 00:18 Well I would love to sell you some weed Okay do you mind not saying that over and over again - Forgetting Sarah Marshall 00:24 Okay do you mind not saying that over and over again The weather outside is weather - Forgetting Sarah Marshall 00:04 The weather outside is weather Come on Peter I can see your vagina from here - Forgetting Sarah Marshall 00:07 Come on Peter I can see your vagina from here I can see why Sarah likes you - Forgetting Sarah Marshall 00:37 I can see why Sarah likes you How did you know I was dating Sarah Marshall - Forgetting Sarah Marshall 00:30 How did you know I was dating Sarah Marshall What are you doing here - Forgetting Sarah Marshall 00:09 What are you doing here What do you think - Forgetting Sarah Marshall 00:07 What do you think I've heard that women do fake orgasms - Forgetting Sarah Marshall 00:18 I've heard that women do fake orgasms Off to find the mythical clitoris - Forgetting Sarah Marshall 00:08 Off to find the mythical clitoris This went from 6 00 to midnight - Forgetting Sarah Marshall 00:04 This went from 6 00 to midnight This is a small resort - Forgetting Sarah Marshall 00:12 This is a small resort When were you planning on telling me this - Forgetting Sarah Marshall 00:22 When were you planning on telling me this I wish I wasn't wearing this fucking shirt - Forgetting Sarah Marshall 00:05 I wish I wasn't wearing this fucking shirt Look at my limo driver - Forgetting Sarah Marshall 00:09 Look at my limo driver You know how we thought the killer masturbated - Forgetting Sarah Marshall 00:21 You know how we thought the killer masturbated Now a little further Okay - Forgetting Sarah Marshall 00:24 Now a little further Okay You sound like you're from London - Forgetting Sarah Marshall 00:04 You sound like you're from London We think the world of Sarah - Forgetting Sarah Marshall 00:38 We think the world of Sarah I'll just go fuck myself then - Forgetting Sarah Marshall 00:09 I'll just go fuck myself then Let me just say that if God was a city planner - Forgetting Sarah Marshall 00:17 Let me just say that if God was a city planner You know what I have a good thing going on with Rachel - Forgetting Sarah Marshall 00:26 You know what I have a good thing going on with Rachel I'm going to give you a Hawaiian name - Forgetting Sarah Marshall 00:05 I'm going to give you a Hawaiian name You gotta get your shit together - Forgetting Sarah Marshall 00:27 You gotta get your shit together I don't understand what there is to think about - Forgetting Sarah Marshall 00:33 I don't understand what there is to think about I wanted to tell you - Forgetting Sarah Marshall 00:36 I wanted to tell you You can stop crying now - Forgetting Sarah Marshall 00:20 You can stop crying now I once saw him beat a guy up with a starfish - Forgetting Sarah Marshall 00:08 I once saw him beat a guy up with a starfish What's wrong with you - Forgetting Sarah Marshall 00:40 What's wrong with you You can't get it out It's really in there - Forgetting Sarah Marshall 00:12 You can't get it out It's really in there I like her hair - Forgetting Sarah Marshall 00:11 I like her hair How you served five years under her - Forgetting Sarah Marshall 00:10 How you served five years under her I've lost a shoe - Forgetting Sarah Marshall 00:27 I've lost a shoe Hey look man if you're attacked by a shark - Forgetting Sarah Marshall 00:09 Hey look man if you're attacked by a shark I have a question for you real quick Mr S - Forgetting Sarah Marshall 00:38 I have a question for you real quick Mr S Everybody hates you - Forgetting Sarah Marshall 00:44 Everybody hates you Awful bloody film - Forgetting Sarah Marshall 00:36 Awful bloody film Are those sad tissues or happy tissues - Forgetting Sarah Marshall 00:10 Are those sad tissues or happy tissues Sarah No - Forgetting Sarah Marshall 00:38 Sarah No When life gives you lemons - Forgetting Sarah Marshall 00:06 When life gives you lemons What's the state fish of Hawaii - Forgetting Sarah Marshall 00:11 What's the state fish of Hawaii Oh the weather outside is weather - Forgetting Sarah Marshall 00:06 Oh the weather outside is weather It's called blue balls - Forgetting Sarah Marshall 00:13 It's called blue balls Pump the brakes - Forgetting Sarah Marshall 01:04 Pump the brakes You're like one of those women from Flavor of Love - Forgetting Sarah Marshall 00:21 You're like one of those women from Flavor of Love That is so cool - Forgetting Sarah Marshall 01:01 That is so cool I can see your vagina from here - Forgetting Sarah Marshall 00:13 I can see your vagina from here 'Cuz you know what - Forgetting Sarah Marshall 01:13 'Cuz you know what I'd like to grab some dinner - Forgetting Sarah Marshall 01:01 I'd like to grab some dinner You brought a gag - Forgetting Sarah Marshall 00:28 You brought a gag She's having an orgasm - Forgetting Sarah Marshall 00:12 She's having an orgasm That's ridiculous - Forgetting Sarah Marshall 00:23 That's ridiculous You don't need to put your P in a V right now - Forgetting Sarah Marshall 00:23 You don't need to put your P in a V right now We're getting calls about a woman crying hysterically - Forgetting Sarah Marshall 00:56 We're getting calls about a woman crying hysterically You're still involved with him next door - Forgetting Sarah Marshall 02:35 You're still involved with him next door

Cast

Peter Bretter - Jason Segel
Sarah Marshall - Kristen Bell
Rachel Jansen - Mila Kunis
Aldous Snow - Russell Brand
Brian Bretter - Bill Hader
Liz Bretter - Liz Cackowski
Wyoma - Maria Thayer
Darald - Jack McBrayer
Dwayne the Bartender - Da'Vone McDonald
Dr. Rosenbaum - Steve Landesberg
Matthew the Waiter - Jonah Hill
Chuck - Paul Rudd
Helpful Hawaiian Waiter - Kalani Robb
Hostess at Buffet - Francesca Delbanco
Self - Billy Bush
Detective Hunter Rush - William Baldwin
Animal Instincts Detective - Jason Bateman
Suspect on Animal Instinct - Peter Gray Lewis
Layer on Crime Scene - Trula M. Marcus
Mixer - Kirk Fox
Ann at the Bar - June Diane Raphael
Leslie - Ahna O'Reilly
Gag Me Girl - Carla Gallo
Photographer - Murray Miller
Female Bartender - Cynthia LaMontagne
Big Dracula Head - Max Alexander
Man who Proposes - Kris Fitzgerald
Screaming Girlfriend - Brittany Ross
Singer in Band - Joe Kaleo Gray
Keyboard Player - Peter Salett
Hotel Manager - Gedde Watanabe
Male Bar Patron - Allan Jeff Ho
Female Bar Patron - Chaunnel Salmon
Fire Dancer - Mervyn Lilo
Luau Band Leader - Philip Matila
Hula Dancer - Danielle Prem
Hula Dancer - Tehina-Mai K. Mataele
Hula Dancer - Agnes Matila
Engaged Luau Couple - Genny Wilson
Engaged Luau Couple - Scott Francis Russell
Mr. Lopez - Luis Accinelli
Spanish Sex Girl - Carla Alapont
Resort Guest - Brandon Alexander
Red Carpet Celebrity - Karen-Marie Ali
Wedding Attendant - Hans Bruz
Wedding Guest - Michael Crowe
Musical Actor - Max Decker
Bar Patron at Table - Massi Furlan
Willow - Joy Gohring
Theatre Patron - Heléna Guenzel
Theatre Audience Member - Jesse Heiman
Bar Patron - Jean Huynh
Flight Attendant - Elizabeth Keener
Hotel Luau Manager - Jordan Kirkwood
Cocktail Waitress - Amanda MacLachlan
Red Carpet Interviewer - Isabelle Merey
Tantrum Kid's Dad - Matthew Pennaz
Local - Sam Puefua
Waitress - Kirsten Roeters
Theater Group - Phillip Sanchez
Party guest - Alan Seabock
Man in Airport - Christopher Simms
Tourist - E.J. Snyder
Wedding Guest - Barbara L. Southern
Club Patron - Channing Swift
Hostess - Raquel Tarbet
Bar Patron - Caroline Timm
Makani - Brian Tochi
Yoga Instructor - Kristen Wiig
Downtown Businesswoman - Maria Zambrana