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And I'm not done either!

Forgetting Sarah Marshall

And I'm not done either! - Please shut up! Okay.- Okay! You're still involved with him...

Forgetting Sarah Marshall • 2008

And I'm not done either! - Please shut up! Okay.- Okay! You're still involved with him next door,ain't you? Excuse me? You should've seen yourselfat dinner, Sarah. Then we come back here,and you put on that ghastly performance. I mean, I've heard thatwomen do fake orgasms, but I've never seen one. It really deeply upset me. You should have seen yourself at dinner. "Oh, I'm Aldous Snow. Bullshit,bullshit, bullshit, bullshit. "No, no drinks for me, thanks. "Bullshit, bullshit, bullshit." That's a really reductive impression. If I wanted to see you act badly,I'd just watch your TV show, which, obviously, I can't now,because it's been cancelled. Oh, my God, you're such a prick. And you know what? Let me tell you somethingabout these tattoos, okay? That is Buddhist. That is Nordic.That is Hindu. That's just gibberish. They are completely conflicting ideologies. And that does not make youa citizen of the world. It makes you full of shit

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And I'm not done either

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Please shut up Okay Okay

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You're still involved with him next door ain't you

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Excuse me

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You should've seen yourself at dinner Sarah

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Then we come back here and you put on that ghastly performance

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I mean I've heard that women do fake orgasms

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but I've never seen one

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It really deeply upset me

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You should have seen yourself at dinner

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Oh I'm Aldous Snow Bullshit bullshit bullshit bullshit

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No no drinks for me thanks

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Bullshit bullshit bullshit

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That's a really reductive impression

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If I wanted to see you act badly I'd just watch your TV show

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which obviously I can't now because it's been cancelled

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Oh my God you're such a prick

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And you know what

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Let me tell you something about these tattoos okay

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That is Buddhist That is Nordic That is Hindu That's just gibberish

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They are completely conflicting ideologies

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And that does not make you a citizen of the world

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It makes you full of shit

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اتعلم ماذا دعنى اخبرك بشىء بشأن هذه الأوشمه

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هذا بوذى و هذا شمالى و هذا هندى و هذا يابانى

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ايديولوجيات متعارضه تماما

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و هذا لا يجعل لك شعبيه فى العالم بل يجعلك مليء بالترهات

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اكان هذا شعور اصلى ام زائف

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سوف اخلو من هذا الان و اخلد للنوم لساعات قليله ثم

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و سنرحل فى الصباح

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حسنا

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اكره موسيقاك

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اجل سأؤجل هذا الأمرر اليوم

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هل انت نائمه لم اعد بعد

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Moi aussi

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S'il te plaît ferme la D'accord

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Tu aimes encore le voisin

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Pardon

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Tu t'es vue au souper Sarah

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On revient ici et tu livres cette affreuse performance

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J'ai déjà entendu parler de femmes simulant l'orgasme

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mais je n'en avais jamais vues

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C'est profondément vexant

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Et toi tu t'es vu au souper

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Oh je suis Aldous Snow Conneries conneries conneries

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Pas d'alcool pour moi merci

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Conneries conneries conneries

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C'est très réducteur

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Pour te voir mal agir j'aurais eu qu'à te regarder ton show

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évidemment c'est maintenant impossible parce qu'il a été annulé

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Dieu t'es qu'un salaud

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Et tu sais quoi

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Je vais te dire un truc à propos de tes tatouages

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Ça c'est bouddhiste Ça nordique Ça hindou Et ça du charabia

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C'est totalement contradictoire

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Ça ne fait pas de toi un citoyen du monde

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Mais un gros merdeux

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Und ich bin auch noch nicht fertig

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Halt bitte den Mund Ok Ok

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Du liebst den von nebenan noch oder

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Wie bitte

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Du hättest dich beim Essen sehen sollen Sarah

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Dann kommen wir hierher zurück und du legst diese grausige Darbietung hin

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Ich hörte davon dass Frauen Orgasmen vortäuschen

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aber ich sah es nie

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Das hat mich echt total verstört

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Du hättest dich beim Essen sehen sollen

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Oh Ich bin Aldous Snow Schwachsinn Schwachsinn Schwachsinn

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Nein für mich keine Drinks danke

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Schwachsinn Schwachsinn

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Das ist 'ne ziemlich reduzierte Nachahmung

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Dafür könnte ich mir auch deine Sendung anschauen

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aber die wurde natürlich abgesetzt

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Gott bist du ein Wichser

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Und übrigens

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Ich sage dirjetzt mal etwas zu diesen Tattoos ok

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Das ist buddhistisch Das ist nordisch Das ist hinduistisch Das ist Quatsch

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Das sind vollkommen konkurrierende Ideologien

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Und dadurch wirst du nicht zu einem Weltbürger

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Das macht dich zu einem Dreck

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Dan aku tidak dilakukan baik

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Harap tutup mulut Oke Oke

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Kau masih terlibat dengannya sebelah

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bukan

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Permisi

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Anda harus sudah melihat diri sendiri saat makan malam Sarah

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Kemudian kami kembali ke sini

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dan Anda meletakkan pada mengerikan kinerja

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Maksudku aku sudah mendengar bahwa wanita melakukan orgasme palsu

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tapi aku belum pernah melihatnya

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Itu benar benar sangat marah saya

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Kau seharusnya melihat sendiri saat makan malam

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Oh aku Aldous

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Salju Omong kosong omong kosong omong kosong omong kosong

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Tidak tidak ada minuman untuk saya terima kasih

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Omong kosong omong kosong omong kosong

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Itu benar benar kesan reduktif

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Jika saya ingin melihat Anda bertindak buruk

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Saya baru saja menonton acara TV Anda

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yang jelas aku tidak bisa sekarang karena sudah dibatalkan

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Oh Tuhan kau seperti menyebalkan

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Dan kau tahu apa

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Izinkan saya mengatakan sesuatu kepada Anda tentang tato oke

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Itu adalah Buddha Itu Nordic

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Itu adalah Hindu Itu hanya omong kosong

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Mereka benar benar konflik ideologi

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Dan itu tidak membuat Anda warga dunia

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Ini membuat Anda penuh kotoran

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А я еще не кончил

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Пожалуйста заткнись Хорошо Хорошо

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Ты все еще увлечена им по соседству

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не так ли

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Извини ка

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Ты бы видела себя за ужином Сара

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Тогда мы вернулись сюда

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и ты поставила это ужасное представление

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В смысле я слышал что женщины имитируют оргазм

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но никогда не видел

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Ты правда меня расстроила глубоко

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Нет это ты бы видел себя за ужином

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'О я Альдус Сноу

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Чушь чушь чушь чушь

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'Нет мне алкоголя не надо спасибо

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'Чушь чушь чушь '

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Это правда восстановительное впечатление

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Если я захочу увидеть как ты плохо играешь

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Я просто посмотрю твой сериал

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который очевидно я сейчас не смогу посмотреть потому что его закрыли

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О Боже какой же ты гандон

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А знаешь что

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Давай ка я тебе кое что скажу о этих татуировках хорошо

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Эта Буддистская Эта Скандинавская

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Эта Индуистская Эта просто тарабарщина

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Это полностью конфликтующие идеологии

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И это не делает тебя гражданином мира

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Это делает тебя куском говна

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Y yo tampoco acabé

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Por favor cállate Bien Bueno

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Todavía estás involucrada con el de al lado verdad

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Disculpa

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Deberías haberte visto en la cena Sarah

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Entonces volvemos aquí y tú haces esa espantosa actuación

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Digo escuché que las mujeres fingen orgasmos

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pero nunca he visto a una fingir

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Realmente me molestó profundamente

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Tú deberías haberte visto en la cena

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Soy Aldous Snow Patrañas patrañas patrañas patrañas

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No no quiero bebidas gracias

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Patrañas patrañas patrañas

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Esa es una impresión verdaderamente reducida

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Si hubiera querido verte actuar mal sólo habría visto tu programa de TV

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lo que obviamente no puedo hacer ahora porque ha sido cancelado

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Dios eres tan idiota

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Y sabes qué Déjame decirte algo sobre estos tatuajes

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Ese es budista Ese es nórdico Ese es hindú Ese es sólo basura

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Esas son ideologías en conflicto

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Y eso no te hace un ciudadano del mundo

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Te hace estar lleno de mierda

Available in 7 languages

Duration

60 seconds

Views

110

Timestamp in Movie

01:30:57

Uploaded

Mar 09, 2026

Genres

comedy, drama, romance

Production

Universal Pictures,Apatow Productions

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Movie Summary

Devastated Peter takes a Hawaiian vacation in order to deal with the recent break-up with his TV star girlfriend, Sarah. Little does he know, Sarah's traveling to the same resort as her ex - and she's bringing along her new boyfriend