Alright so i came here, to give you my demo. I just... I... I... I worship you and I just...

Matthew: Alright so i came here, to give you my demo. I just... I... I... I worship you and I just wanted to give you my demo. Just, take a listen, and... [sighs] Matthew: ok. 'Cuz you know what, you don't wanna be the guy sittin' there, watchin' BBC, and sayin, [in British accent] Matthew: "Oh! I saw that guy! He was my waiter and I totally dismissed him like everybody else does... in his life. And I totally, she was wrong cuz he's a major, major, major influence on me now... and I feel terrible!" Aldous Snow: That stupid English voice, was that, me? Matthew: Unfortunately, yes.

and they weren't good. You know what, dude? Fuck you, okay? You can go fuck yourself. I can't yell right now because I'll get fired. My boss will hear me, and then I won't be able to pay off my student loans. But you know what? You're an asshole. I fucking hate you. I bought all your records. This whole fucking time, I've been trying to get you to come hang out with me. I'm gonna have people fuck with your food the rest of your trip, you fucking dick! I like him. That was quite moving. Wait, wait, wait. Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. Are you sure that you're not, like, too drunk? Jesus, would you stop being so sensitive.