I find you both sexually attractive. Wrap it up. I want to have sexual activity with...

Peter Bretter: [to Anne and her friend] I find you both sexually attractive. Brian: Wrap it up. Peter Bretter: [to Anne and her friend] I want to have sexual activity with either of you [Anne begins laughing] Peter Bretter: I just came out of a five year relationship so I'm not looking for anything serious, just sexual activity. Brian: Pump the brakes. Peter Bretter: [to Anne's friend] You wanna come home with me [to Anne] Peter Bretter: You wanna come home with me? Ann at the Bar: [laughing] You're cracking me up!

I'm just being honest here. Every time she would come over to our house, she always acted, you know, like a little bitch! Okay, okay, pump the brakes. Dating Sarah is not like dating Liz. Okay? Sarah is better than Liz. You really wanna have this conversation? Do you really wanna have this conversation? Yes. - She is the mother of my unborn child. - Sorry. You're my stepbrother. We're not even blood. I have no qualms with sticking you. I will equalize you. - Sorry. - You dick! I'm just worked up. You gotta get your shit together, man. I'm trying to. It's so hard here. Brian, everywhere I look, I'm reminded of her, okay? Like, she got me this, okay, because I would always leave my cereal boxes open, and the cereal would get stale, and so one day I came home, and she had this waiting for me, because it keeps my cereal fresh. And now I have the freshest cereal.