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You shall not pass!

Forgetting Sarah Marshall

You shall not pass! You know what? If they were Sean Johnsweatpants, it would have been...

Forgetting Sarah Marshall • 2008

You shall not pass! You know what? If they were Sean Johnsweatpants, it would have been fine. But because they're Costco brand,it's like the worst thing I could do. That has nothing to do with it.That's what you don't get. I'm sorry that I didn't end up beingwho we thought I was gonna be, you know? I tried really hard. I promise you that.I just didn't have it in me. I think if you had just,maybe tried harder. I tried! You have no idea how hard I tried, Peter. I talked to a therapist. I talked to my mother.I read every book possible. I took love seminars. I took sex seminars. None of it worked.None of it made a difference to you. And I couldn't drown with you any more. Don't you dare sit thereand tell me that I didn't try. I did. You were just too stupid to notice

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You shall not pass

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You know what If they were Sean John sweatpants it would have been fine

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But because they're Costco brand it's like the worst thing I could do

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That has nothing to do with it That's what you don't get

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I'm sorry that I didn't end up being who we thought I was gonna be you know

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I tried really hard I promise you that I just didn't have it in me

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I think if you had just maybe tried harder

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I tried

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You have no idea how hard I tried Peter

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I talked to a therapist

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I talked to my mother I read every book possible

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I took love seminars I took sex seminars

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None of it worked None of it made a difference to you

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And I couldn't drown with you any more

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Don't you dare sit there and tell me that I didn't try

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I did

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You were just too stupid to notice

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احد اثنين ثلاثاء اربع خميس جمعه سبت

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لن تمر

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اتعلمين انه اذا كان جون ماركه السروال فلن تكون هناك مشكلات

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لأنها من ماركه كوزكو و هذا اسوأ شى فعلته

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لا شيء يمكنك فعله لا شيء تفهمه

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اسف اننى لم اكن ما كنت ترغيبنى ان اكون عليه

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انا حاولت بشده كى اكون هذا الرجل

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اعتقد انه فقط اذا حاولت بشده اكثر

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حاولت ليست لديك فكره ما شده محاولاتى يا بيتر

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تحدثت مع اخصائى سلوكيات تحدثت مع امى و فعلت المستحيل

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حضرت ندوات الحب و ندوات الجنس لم تفلح اى شيء

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لم تغير ساكن بك و لم يكن بوسعى بذل المزيد

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ماذا تظن تجلس هناك و تقل اننى لم احاول

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حاولت و انت كنت غايه فى الغباء لتلاحظ

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Vous ne passerez pas

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Si c'était un jogging Sean John il n'y aurait pas eu de mal à ça

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Mais parce qu'il venait de chez Costco c'est un crime horrible

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Ça n'a rien à voir avec ça Voilà ce que tu ne comprends pas

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Désolé de ne pas être devenu celui qu'on croyait que j'allais devenir

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J'ai essayé très fort Je te le jure Mais je n'avais pas ce qu'il faut

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Je pense que tu aurais pu faire plus d'efforts

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Mais j'en ai fait

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Tu n'as pas idée d'à quel point j'en ai fait

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J'ai consulté un thérapeute

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J'ai discuté avec ma mère J'ai lu plein de livres

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Je suis allée à des séminaires sur l'amour le sexe

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Ça n'a rien donné Ça n'a rien changé pour toi

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Et je n'en pouvais plus de me noyer avec toi

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Ne viens pas me dire que je n'ai pas fait d'efforts

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J'en ai fait

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Tu étais juste trop idiot pour t'en rendre compte

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Niemand kommt hier durch

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Wären es Sean John Jogginghosen gewesen wäre es ok gewesen

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Aber da sie von Costco waren war es das Schlimmste überhaupt

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Damit hat es nichts zu tun Du kapierst es einfach nicht

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Tut mir leid dass ich nicht der war den du dir vorgestellt hast

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Ich habe alles versucht Wirklich Ich konnte einfach nicht anders

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Aber wenn du es mehr versucht hättest

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Das habe ich

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Du hast keine Ahnung wie sehr ich es versuchte Peter

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Ich sprach mit einem Therapeuten

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Ich sprach mit meiner Mutter Ich las unzählige Bücher

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Ich machte Liebes Seminare und Sex Seminare

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Nichts half Nichts davon beeinflusste dich

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Und ich konnte nicht weiter mit dir untergehen

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Wage es ja nicht nochmal zu sagen ich hätte nicht alles versucht

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Denn das tat ich

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Du warst nur zu dumm es zu sehen

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Anda tidak akan lulus

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Kau tahu apa Jika mereka adalah Sean John

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celana itu akan baik baik saja

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Tetapi karena mereka Costco merek

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rasanya terburuk hal yang bisa kulakukan

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Itu tidak ada hubungannya dengan itu

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Itulah apa yang tidak Anda dapatkan

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Aku menyesal bahwa saya tidak berakhir menjadi 1 722

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yang kami pikir saya akan menjadi kau tahu

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Aku berusaha sangat keras Aku berjanji

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Aku hanya tidak memilikinya dalam diriku

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Saya rasa jika Anda baru saja mungkin berusaha lebih keras

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Aku mencoba

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Anda tidak tahu bagaimana keras saya mencoba Peter

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Aku bicara dengan terapis

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Aku berbicara dengan ibu saya Aku membaca setiap buku mungkin

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Saya mengambil seminar cinta Saya mengambil seminar hubungan seks

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Tidak ada yang bekerja

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Semua itu membuat perbedaan kepada Anda

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Dan aku tidak bisa tenggelam dengan Anda lagi

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Jangan kau berani duduk di sana dan mengatakan bahwa saya tidak mencoba

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Saya lakukan

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Kau terlalu bodoh untuk pemberitahuan

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Yeah

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Yeah

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Yeah

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Yeah

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ТЫ НЕ ПРОЙДЕШЬ

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Знаешь что Если бы они были фирмы Sean John

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тогда это было бы нормально

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Но они были от Costco

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и это типа худшее что я мог сделать

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Это вообще здесь ни причем

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Вот что до тебя не доходит

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Прости что я не стал тем

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кем мы думали что я стану понимаешь

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Я очень старался Обещаю тебе это

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Просто во мне этого не было

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Я думаю если бы ты может больше старалась

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Я старалась

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Ты даже не представляешь как сильно я старалась Питер

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Я говорила с терапевтом

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Я говорила с матерью Я прочитала все возможные книги

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Я ходила на любовные семинары Я ходила на семинары о сексе

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Ни один из них не работал

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Ни один из них не внес изменений в тебя

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И я не могла больше тонуть с тобой

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Так что не смей сидеть тут и говорить мне что я не старалась

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Я старалась

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Ты просто был слишком глупым чтобы заметить

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No pasarán

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Sabes qué Si fueran pantalones marca Sean John seguro que estaría bien

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Pero porque eran de Costco es como si fuera lo peor que hice

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Eso no tiene nada que ver Eso es lo que no entiendes

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Lamento que no terminé siendo lo que pensamos que yo sería

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Me esforcé mucho Eso lo juro Sólo que no lo sentí

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Creo que si lo hubieras intentado sólo un poco más

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Lo intenté

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No tienes idea de cuánto lo intenté

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Hablé con un terapeuta

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Hablé con mi madre Leí cada libro posible

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Tomé seminarios de amor Tomé seminarios de sexo

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Nada funcionó Nada de eso marcó una diferencia en ti

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Y ya no podía hundirme contigo

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No te atrevas a sentarte ahí y decirme que no lo intenté

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Lo hice

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Simplemente eras muy estúpido para notarlo

Available in 7 languages

Duration

55 seconds

Views

218

Timestamp in Movie

01:19:23

Uploaded

Mar 09, 2026

Genres

comedy, drama, romance

Production

Universal Pictures,Apatow Productions

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Movie Summary

Devastated Peter takes a Hawaiian vacation in order to deal with the recent break-up with his TV star girlfriend, Sarah. Little does he know, Sarah's traveling to the same resort as her ex - and she's bringing along her new boyfriend