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You're still involved with him next door ain't youExcuse meYou should've seen yourself at dinner SarahThen we come back here and you put on that ghastly performanceI mean I've heard that women do fake

Forgetting Sarah Marshall

Yeah, well I fucked the housekeeper, the other day

Forgetting Sarah Marshall • 2008

Aldous Snow:
You're still involved with him next door, ain't ya?Sarah Marshall:Excuse me?Aldous Snow:You should've seen yourself at dinner, Sarah. Then you came back here and put on that ghastly performance. I mean I've heard that women do fake orgasms, but I've never seen one. It really deeply upset me.Sarah Marshall:You should've seen *yourself* at dinner.Sarah Marshall:"Oh, I'm Aldous Snow! Bullshit, bullshit, bullshit, bullshit. Oh no drinks for me thanks. Bullshit, bullshit, bullshit!"Sarah Marshall:Sarah Marshall:And you know what? Let me tell you something about these tattoos, okay. That is Buddhist, That is Nordic, That is Hindu, that's just gibberish. They are completely conflicting ideologies, and that does not make you a citizen of the world, it makes you full of shit!Aldous Snow:Was that genuine or did you fake that? Right, I'm probably gonna clear off now. I'll have a little sleep for a few hours, then I'm probably gonna go in the morning. Okay.Sarah Marshall:I hate your music.Aldous Snow:Yeah, well I fucked the housekeeper, the other day

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You're still involved with him next door ain't you

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Excuse me

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You should've seen yourself at dinner Sarah

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Then we come back here and you put on that ghastly performance

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I mean I've heard that women do fake orgasms

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but I've never seen one

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It really deeply upset me

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You should have seen yourself at dinner

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Oh I'm Aldous Snow Bullshit bullshit bullshit bullshit

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No no drinks for me thanks

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Bullshit bullshit bullshit

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That's a really reductive impression

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If I wanted to see you act badly I'd just watch your TV show

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which obviously I can't now because it's been cancelled

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Oh my God you're such a prick

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And you know what

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Let me tell you something about these tattoos okay

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That is Buddhist That is Nordic That is Hindu That's just gibberish

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They are completely conflicting ideologies

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And that does not make you a citizen of the world

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It makes you full of shit

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Was that genuine or did you fake that

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Right I'm gonna probably clear off now

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I'll have a little sleep for a few hours

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then I'm gonna probably go in the morning okay

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I hate your music

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Yeah well I fucked the housekeeper the other day

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هذا بوذى و هذا شمالى و هذا هندى و هذا يابانى

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ايديولوجيات متعارضه تماما

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و هذا لا يجعل لك شعبيه فى العالم بل يجعلك مليء بالترهات

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اكان هذا شعور اصلى ام زائف

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سوف اخلو من هذا الان و اخلد للنوم لساعات قليله ثم

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و سنرحل فى الصباح

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حسنا

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اكره موسيقاك

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اجل سأؤجل هذا الأمرر اليوم

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هل انت نائمه لم اعد بعد

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انا راحل بغضون يومان من دونك لا استطيع العيش

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انا حقا اود امضاء المزيد معك

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اعلم انا ايضا

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Tu aimes encore le voisin

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Pardon

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Tu t'es vue au souper Sarah

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On revient ici et tu livres cette affreuse performance

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J'ai déjà entendu parler de femmes simulant l'orgasme

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mais je n'en avais jamais vues

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C'est profondément vexant

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Et toi tu t'es vu au souper

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Oh je suis Aldous Snow Conneries conneries conneries

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Pas d'alcool pour moi merci

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Conneries conneries conneries

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C'est très réducteur

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Pour te voir mal agir j'aurais eu qu'à te regarder ton show

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évidemment c'est maintenant impossible parce qu'il a été annulé

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Dieu t'es qu'un salaud

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Et tu sais quoi

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Je vais te dire un truc à propos de tes tatouages

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Ça c'est bouddhiste Ça nordique Ça hindou Et ça du charabia

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C'est totalement contradictoire

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Ça ne fait pas de toi un citoyen du monde

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Mais un gros merdeux

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Était ce sincère ou simulé

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Bon Je vais sans doute partir maintenant

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Je vais dormir quelques heures

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et au matin je vais probablement partir d'accord

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Je déteste ta musique

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J'ai baisé la bonne l'autre jour

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Du liebst den von nebenan noch oder

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Wie bitte

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Du hättest dich beim Essen sehen sollen Sarah

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Dann kommen wir hierher zurück und du legst diese grausige Darbietung hin

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Ich hörte davon dass Frauen Orgasmen vortäuschen

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aber ich sah es nie

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Das hat mich echt total verstört

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Du hättest dich beim Essen sehen sollen

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Oh Ich bin Aldous Snow Schwachsinn Schwachsinn Schwachsinn

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Nein für mich keine Drinks danke

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Schwachsinn Schwachsinn

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Das ist 'ne ziemlich reduzierte Nachahmung

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Dafür könnte ich mir auch deine Sendung anschauen

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aber die wurde natürlich abgesetzt

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Gott bist du ein Wichser

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Und übrigens

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Ich sage dirjetzt mal etwas zu diesen Tattoos ok

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Das ist buddhistisch Das ist nordisch Das ist hinduistisch Das ist Quatsch

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Das sind vollkommen konkurrierende Ideologien

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Und dadurch wirst du nicht zu einem Weltbürger

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Das macht dich zu einem Dreck

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War das echt oder gespielt

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Ok Ich packe jetzt mal

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Ich schlafe ein paar Stunden

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und morgen früh haue ich dann ab ok

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Ich hasse deine Musik

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Ja ok neulich vögelte ich die Putzfrau

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Kau masih terlibat dengannya sebelah

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bukan

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Permisi

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Anda harus sudah melihat diri sendiri saat makan malam Sarah

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Kemudian kami kembali ke sini

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dan Anda meletakkan pada mengerikan kinerja

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Maksudku aku sudah mendengar bahwa wanita melakukan orgasme palsu

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tapi aku belum pernah melihatnya

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Itu benar benar sangat marah saya

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Kau seharusnya melihat sendiri saat makan malam

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Oh aku Aldous

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Salju Omong kosong omong kosong omong kosong omong kosong

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Tidak tidak ada minuman untuk saya terima kasih

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Omong kosong omong kosong omong kosong

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Itu benar benar kesan reduktif

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Jika saya ingin melihat Anda bertindak buruk

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Saya baru saja menonton acara TV Anda

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yang jelas aku tidak bisa sekarang karena sudah dibatalkan

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Oh Tuhan kau seperti menyebalkan

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Dan kau tahu apa

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Izinkan saya mengatakan sesuatu kepada Anda tentang tato oke

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Itu adalah Buddha Itu Nordic

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Itu adalah Hindu Itu hanya omong kosong

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Mereka benar benar konflik ideologi

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Dan itu tidak membuat Anda warga dunia

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Ini membuat Anda penuh kotoran

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Apakah itu asli atau kau palsu itu

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Benar Aku akan mungkin jelas dari sekarang

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Aku akan sedikit tidur selama beberapa jam

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maka saya mungkin akan pergi di pagi hari oke

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Aku benci musik Anda

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Yeah well

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Aku fucked pengurus rumah tangga hari lain

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Ты все еще увлечена им по соседству

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не так ли

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Извини ка

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Ты бы видела себя за ужином Сара

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Тогда мы вернулись сюда

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и ты поставила это ужасное представление

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В смысле я слышал что женщины имитируют оргазм

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но никогда не видел

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Ты правда меня расстроила глубоко

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Нет это ты бы видел себя за ужином

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'О я Альдус Сноу

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Чушь чушь чушь чушь

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'Нет мне алкоголя не надо спасибо

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'Чушь чушь чушь '

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Это правда восстановительное впечатление

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Если я захочу увидеть как ты плохо играешь

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Я просто посмотрю твой сериал

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который очевидно я сейчас не смогу посмотреть потому что его закрыли

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О Боже какой же ты гандон

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А знаешь что

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Давай ка я тебе кое что скажу о этих татуировках хорошо

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Эта Буддистская Эта Скандинавская

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Эта Индуистская Эта просто тарабарщина

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Это полностью конфликтующие идеологии

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И это не делает тебя гражданином мира

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Это делает тебя куском говна

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Это было по настоящему или ты опять притворялась

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Ладно Я наверное буду уезжать

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но сначала пару часов посплю

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и тогда скорей всего утром уеду хорошо

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Ненавижу твою музыку

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Да тогда

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на днях я выебал горничную

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Todavía estás involucrada con el de al lado verdad

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Disculpa

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Deberías haberte visto en la cena Sarah

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Entonces volvemos aquí y tú haces esa espantosa actuación

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Digo escuché que las mujeres fingen orgasmos

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pero nunca he visto a una fingir

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Realmente me molestó profundamente

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Tú deberías haberte visto en la cena

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Soy Aldous Snow Patrañas patrañas patrañas patrañas

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No no quiero bebidas gracias

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Patrañas patrañas patrañas

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Esa es una impresión verdaderamente reducida

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Si hubiera querido verte actuar mal sólo habría visto tu programa de TV

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lo que obviamente no puedo hacer ahora porque ha sido cancelado

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Dios eres tan idiota

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Y sabes qué Déjame decirte algo sobre estos tatuajes

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Ese es budista Ese es nórdico Ese es hindú Ese es sólo basura

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Esas son ideologías en conflicto

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Y eso no te hace un ciudadano del mundo

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Te hace estar lleno de mierda

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Eso fue genuino o lo fingiste

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Bien Creo que voy a irme ahora

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Dormiré unas horas

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y probablemente me vaya en la mañana De acuerdo

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Odio tu música

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Sí bien me acosté con el ama de llaves el otro día

Available in 7 languages

Duration

82 seconds

Views

1,907

Timestamp in Movie

01:31:02

Uploaded

Mar 09, 2026

Genres

comedy, drama, romance

Production

Universal Pictures,Apatow Productions

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Movie Summary

Devastated Peter takes a Hawaiian vacation in order to deal with the recent break-up with his TV star girlfriend, Sarah. Little does he know, Sarah's traveling to the same resort as her ex - and she's bringing along her new boyfriend

Actors

Aldous Snow

Sarah Marshall

Big Dracula Head