You're still involved with him next door, ain't ya? Excuse me? You should've seen yourself...

[after faking an orgasm to upstage Peter and Rachel in the next room] Aldous Snow: You're still involved with him next door, ain't ya? Sarah Marshall: Excuse me? Aldous Snow: You should've seen yourself at dinner, Sarah. Then you came back here and put on that ghastly performance. I mean I've heard that women do fake orgasms, but I've never seen one. It really deeply upset me. Sarah Marshall: You should've seen *yourself* at dinner. [Imitating Aldous's accent] Sarah Marshall: "Oh, I'm Aldous Snow! Bullshit, bullshit, bullshit, bullshit. Oh no drinks for me thanks. Bullshit, bullshit, bullshit!" Sarah Marshall: [Pointing to his tattoos] [In normal accent] Sarah Marshall: And you know what? Let me tell you something about these tattoos, okay. That is Buddhist, that is Nordic, that is Hindu, that's just gibberish. They are completely conflicting ideologies, and that does not make you a citizen of the world, it makes you full of shit! Aldous Snow: Was that genuine or did you fake that? Right, I'm probably gonna clear off now. I'll have a little sleep for a few hours, then I'm probably gonna go in the morning. Okay. Sarah Marshall: I hate your music. Aldous Snow: Yeah, well I fucked the housekeeper, the other day.

- Please shut up! Okay. - Okay! You're still involved with him next door, ain't you? Excuse me? You should've seen yourself at dinner, Sarah. Then we come back here, and you put on that ghastly performance. I mean, I've heard that women do fake orgasms, but I've never seen one. It really deeply upset me. You should have seen yourself at dinner. "Oh, I'm Aldous Snow. Bullshit, bullshit, bullshit, bullshit. "No, no drinks for me, thanks. "Bullshit, bullshit, bullshit. " That's a really reductive impression. If I wanted to see you act badly, I'd just watch your TV show, which, obviously, I can't now, because it's been cancelled. Oh, my God, you're such a prick. And you know what? Let me tell you something about these tattoos, okay? That is Buddhist. That is Nordic. That is Hindu. That's just gibberish. They are completely conflicting ideologies. And that does not make you a citizen of the world. It makes you full of shit. Was that genuine or did you fake that? Right. I'm gonna probably clear off now. I'll have a little sleep for a few hours, then I'm gonna probably go in the morning, okay? I hate your music. Yeah, well, I fucked the housekeeper the other day. Are you sleeping? Not any more. I know that I'm leaving in a couple of days, so I don't even know what the hell this means, but I really like spending time with you a lot. I know. Me too. Hey. Good morning. Where are you going? The Korean Textile Manufacturer's Luau. - Just kill me. - Fun. Joy. I want you to know that I meant what I said last night. I know you did.