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I go, "Mom! Mom! Mom! Mom!" "Mom! Mom!" "I gotta borrow your car.
I gotta go get some biscuits." She said, "My car is in the driveway,
and it's already running." "Why is your car already running?" "Well, I was driving it this morning, and I realized that if I turned it off,
it might not turn back on, so I left it running in the driveway
for the last hour, just in case we need it." I was like, "I don't have time
to get into the nuts and bolts of this." "I guess I'm glad you left it running
in the driveway and not the garage." "I gotta go get my biscuits." So I threw on my flannel, got in her car,
and I drive across town to the Hardee's
I gotta go get some biscuits." She said, "My car is in the driveway,
and it's already running." "Why is your car already running?" "Well, I was driving it this morning, and I realized that if I turned it off,
it might not turn back on, so I left it running in the driveway
for the last hour, just in case we need it." I was like, "I don't have time
to get into the nuts and bolts of this." "I guess I'm glad you left it running
in the driveway and not the garage." "I gotta go get my biscuits." So I threw on my flannel, got in her car,
and I drive across town to the Hardee's
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I go, "Mom! Mom! Mom! Mom!"
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"Mom! Mom!"
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"I gotta borrow your car.
I gotta go get some biscuits."
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She said, "My car is in the driveway,
and it's already running."
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"Why is your car already running?"
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"Well, I was driving it this morning,
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and I realized that if I turned it off,
it might not turn back on,
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so I left it running in the driveway
for the last hour,
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just in case we need it."
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I was like, "I don't have time
to get into the nuts and bolts of this."
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"I guess I'm glad you left it running
in the driveway and not the garage."
00:00:40.706 --> 00:00:42.416
"I gotta go get my biscuits."
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So I threw on my flannel,
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got in her car,
and I drive across town to the Hardee's.
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Movie Summary
From no longer being her mom's stand-in husband to a "romantic" honeymoon with her wife, Fortune Feimster is crushing it in this feel-good special.