I said, "Why don't you justcome over for slushies instead?" She goes, "Well, I think,at...
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I said, "Why don't you just
come over for slushies instead?" She goes, "Well, I think,
at the very least, that we should, in February, for mine and Jax's birthday..." "...the three of us should go on a cruise." "You pay." I said, "Mom, I love you, but I would rather go back to the Maldives wearing Crocs, rainbow shorts, and a cut-off tee that just says 'dyke.'" "That ain't happening." Thank you guys so much!
come over for slushies instead?" She goes, "Well, I think,
at the very least, that we should, in February, for mine and Jax's birthday..." "...the three of us should go on a cruise." "You pay." I said, "Mom, I love you, but I would rather go back to the Maldives wearing Crocs, rainbow shorts, and a cut-off tee that just says 'dyke.'" "That ain't happening." Thank you guys so much!
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I said, "Why don't you just
come over for slushies instead?"
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She goes, "Well, I think,
at the very least,
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that we should, in February,
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for mine and Jax's birthday..."
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"...the three of us should go on a cruise."
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"You pay."
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I said, "Mom, I love you,
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but I would rather go back to the Maldives
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wearing Crocs,
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rainbow shorts,
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and a cut-off tee
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that just says
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'dyke.'"
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"That ain't happening."
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Thank you guys so much!
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Movie Summary
From no longer being her mom's stand-in husband to a "romantic" honeymoon with her wife, Fortune Feimster is crushing it in this feel-good special.
