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I'm like, "No, no, no, no, no, no, no!" She goes, "No? You don't want biscuits?"
I go, "No, no, no, I want biscuits." "I'm in my mom's car,
and my mom's car just died." She goes, "I'll cancel the biscuits." "No, no, no, please,
don't cancel the biscuits." "Will you just ring 'em up,
put 'em up front?" "I'll get rid of this car, I'll come in,
and I'll get those biscuits." She goes, "You've got two minutes." Bitch!
I go, "No, no, no, I want biscuits." "I'm in my mom's car,
and my mom's car just died." She goes, "I'll cancel the biscuits." "No, no, no, please,
don't cancel the biscuits." "Will you just ring 'em up,
put 'em up front?" "I'll get rid of this car, I'll come in,
and I'll get those biscuits." She goes, "You've got two minutes." Bitch!
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I'm like, "No, no, no, no, no, no, no!"
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She goes, "No? You don't want biscuits?"
I go, "No, no, no, I want biscuits."
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"I'm in my mom's car,
and my mom's car just died."
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She goes, "I'll cancel the biscuits."
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"No, no, no, please,
don't cancel the biscuits."
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"Will you just ring 'em up,
put 'em up front?"
00:00:14.889 --> 00:00:18.809
"I'll get rid of this car, I'll come in,
and I'll get those biscuits."
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She goes,
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"You've got two minutes."
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Bitch!
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Movie Summary
From no longer being her mom's stand-in husband to a "romantic" honeymoon with her wife, Fortune Feimster is crushing it in this feel-good special.