"Why are you crawlingacross the cemetery?" "Well, I thoughtI could crawl across the...
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"Why are you crawling
across the cemetery?" "Well, I thought
I could crawl across the cemetery, I could go over to the curb,
I could sit on the curb, and from there, I could hoist myself up." "Well, when I got to the curb,
I could not hoist myself up, so I just sat there." "Well, apparently, while this was happening, there was a couple
who was driving past the cemetery." "They looked over, and they saw some thing covered in dirt crawling across the cemetery."
across the cemetery?" "Well, I thought
I could crawl across the cemetery, I could go over to the curb,
I could sit on the curb, and from there, I could hoist myself up." "Well, when I got to the curb,
I could not hoist myself up, so I just sat there." "Well, apparently, while this was happening, there was a couple
who was driving past the cemetery." "They looked over, and they saw some thing covered in dirt crawling across the cemetery."
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"Why are you crawling
across the cemetery?"
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"Well, I thought
I could crawl across the cemetery,
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I could go over to the curb,
I could sit on the curb,
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and from there, I could hoist myself up."
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"Well, when I got to the curb,
I could not hoist myself up,
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so I just sat there."
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"Well, apparently,
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while this was happening,
00:00:23.898 --> 00:00:28.694
there was a couple
who was driving past the cemetery."
00:00:29.362 --> 00:00:31.197
"They looked over,
00:00:31.028 --> 00:00:34.659
and they saw some thing
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covered in dirt
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crawling across the cemetery."
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Movie Summary
From no longer being her mom's stand-in husband to a "romantic" honeymoon with her wife, Fortune Feimster is crushing it in this feel-good special.
