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Fergie:
Oh, ho, I'll tell ya, I've been on some dumb calls in my time, but this one tops 'em all. Where did you meet this ding dong anyway? Hey, what's all that stuff about having her for lunch down at the station house tomorrow? You're not even supposed to be riding around with me. Tony Carlson:
It's fate, Fergie. It's kismet. Fergie:
Kismet, my ass. Listen, this girl is weird, Tony... Tony Carlson:
Yeah, yeah, yeah, but she's got the prettiest green eyes I've ever seen. Fergie:
Hey, they're blue. And behind those blue eyes is a fruitcake with a homicidal umbrella. Tony Carlson:
[excitedly]
Wait a minute. Fergie:
What? Tony Carlson:
[grabbing Fergie's face and looking into his eyes]
You're the one with the prettiest green eyes I've ever seen. Fergie:
You cut that out. I hate it when you do that. Don't do that anymore, all right? Tony Carlson:
Let's go, beautiful
Oh, ho, I'll tell ya, I've been on some dumb calls in my time, but this one tops 'em all. Where did you meet this ding dong anyway? Hey, what's all that stuff about having her for lunch down at the station house tomorrow? You're not even supposed to be riding around with me. Tony Carlson:
It's fate, Fergie. It's kismet. Fergie:
Kismet, my ass. Listen, this girl is weird, Tony... Tony Carlson:
Yeah, yeah, yeah, but she's got the prettiest green eyes I've ever seen. Fergie:
Hey, they're blue. And behind those blue eyes is a fruitcake with a homicidal umbrella. Tony Carlson:
[excitedly]
Wait a minute. Fergie:
What? Tony Carlson:
[grabbing Fergie's face and looking into his eyes]
You're the one with the prettiest green eyes I've ever seen. Fergie:
You cut that out. I hate it when you do that. Don't do that anymore, all right? Tony Carlson:
Let's go, beautiful
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Laughing Oh I'll tell you I've been on some dumb calls
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in my time but this one tops them
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Where did you meet this ding dong anyway
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Hey what's all that stuff about having her for lunch
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down at the station house tomorrow Sighs
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You're not even supposed to be riding around with me
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It's fate Fergie Kismet
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Kismet My ass
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Listen this girl is weird Tony Yeah yeah yeah
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But she's got the prettiest green eyes
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I've ever seen Hey they're blue Scoffs
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And behind those blue eyes is a fruitcake
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with a homicidal umbrella
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Wait a minute What
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You are the one with the prettiest green eyes I've ever seen
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Will you cut that out I hate it when you do that
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Don't do that anymore all right Tony Let's go beautiful
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Movie Summary
A shy San Francisco librarian and a bumbling cop fall in love as they solve a crime involving albinos, dwarves, and the Catholic Church.
Actors
Fergie
Tony Carlson
