Bollocks, I'm a liability! I am the Invisible Jihadi! They seek him here, they seek him...
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Barry:
Bollocks, I'm a liability! I am the Invisible Jihadi! They seek him here, they seek him there, but here's not there, he's blowing up your slag sister!
Omar:
Invisible? Right. Like the time you got on the local news for baking a Twin Towers cake and leaving it at the synagogue on 9/11?
Barry:
That is part of the plan! Hide in plain sight, you mug!
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Bollocks I m a liability
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I am the invisible Jihadi
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They seek him here they seek him there
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But he s not there he s blowing up your slag sister
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Invisible Yeah
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Like the time you got on the local news for baking a Twin Towers cake
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and leaving it at the synagogue on 9 11
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That is part of the plan
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Hide in plain sight you mug
Clip duration: 20 seconds
Views: 772
Timestamp in movie: 00h 07m 13s
Uploaded: 25 March, 2022
Genres: comedy, crime, drama
Summary: A group of Muslim men living in Sheffield hatch an inept plan to become suicide bombers.
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