
I'm the Mujahideen and I'm making a scene / Now you's gonna feel what the boom-boom means...
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Hassan:
[Raps]
I'm the Mujahideen and I'm making a scene / Now you's gonna feel what the boom-boom means / It's like Tupac said, "When I die, I'm not dead"/ We are the martyrs, you're just smashed tomatoes / Allahu Akbar!
[Audience screams as Hassan detonate his suicide belt releasing party streams]
Barry:
[Silent from audience]
Mashallah, brother
[Murmurs from the audience]
Hassan:
[Looking at the audiences]
Oh, what, man? Come on. What? Just cos I'm Muslim, you thought it was real?
[Raps]
I'm the Mujahideen and I'm making a scene / Now you's gonna feel what the boom-boom means / It's like Tupac said, "When I die, I'm not dead"/ We are the martyrs, you're just smashed tomatoes / Allahu Akbar!
[Audience screams as Hassan detonate his suicide belt releasing party streams]
Barry:
[Silent from audience]
Mashallah, brother
[Murmurs from the audience]
Hassan:
[Looking at the audiences]
Oh, what, man? Come on. What? Just cos I'm Muslim, you thought it was real?
Transcript
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♪ We're the muslimeen and we're making terrible scenes ♪
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♪ Now you wanna know
what the boom-boom means? ♪
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♪ It's like Tupac said:
"When I die, I ain't dead ♪
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♪ "Fight and be slain,
die with no pain ♪
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♪ Got shaheed in my heed,
for my creed I daheed ♪
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♪ We are the martyrs,
you's just smashed tomatoes ♪
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♪ Now we've got ... ♪
- Bro? What were that?
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For my creed, I daheed
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What's "daheed", though?
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Died.
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- Daheed, died. Daheed.
- That's bollocks, man.
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- You're rhyming doolally.
- That's clear, man.
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No, no, look. In my opinion ...
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Look, no, man. In your opinion?
Your opinion's shit, man.
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With all due respect, bro,
you like Maroon 5.
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What the fuck's that about?
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- Come here.
- Whoa, whoa!
Clip duration: 50 seconds
Views: 191
Timestamp in movie: 01h 34m 30s
Uploaded: 23 October, 2021
Genres: comedy, crime, drama
Summary: A group of Muslim men living in Sheffield hatch an inept plan to become suicide bombers.
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Actors
Hassan - Arsher Ali
Barry - Nigel Lindsay



















