I'd love to help you with your problem, sir, but unfortunately I'm here alone tonight
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Man:
All right. You want 500 bucks? Ted the Bellhop:
Sure. Man:
[thinks for a bit]
How about three? Ted the Bellhop:
300 dollars? Man:
Yeah. Ted the Bellhop:
Three's fine. Man:
Good. My children are staying here tonight watching TV. I want you to Check up on them every 30 minutes. Ted the Bellhop:
Check up on them? Man:
Yeah, make sure they're All right. Make sure they're fed. Make sure they go to bed. You know, these things. Ted the Bellhop:
Sir, I can send out for a babysitting service. Man:
No. I don't trust babysitters. My children are safer alone than with some fucked-up pedophile babysitter I don't know from the man in the fucking moon. Wife:
What about him? What makes you think you can trust him? Man:
[grabs Ted's face]
Tell me that's not a face you can trust. Ted the Bellhop:
I'd love to help you with your problem, sir, but unfortunately I'm here alone tonight
All right. You want 500 bucks? Ted the Bellhop:
Sure. Man:
[thinks for a bit]
How about three? Ted the Bellhop:
300 dollars? Man:
Yeah. Ted the Bellhop:
Three's fine. Man:
Good. My children are staying here tonight watching TV. I want you to Check up on them every 30 minutes. Ted the Bellhop:
Check up on them? Man:
Yeah, make sure they're All right. Make sure they're fed. Make sure they go to bed. You know, these things. Ted the Bellhop:
Sir, I can send out for a babysitting service. Man:
No. I don't trust babysitters. My children are safer alone than with some fucked-up pedophile babysitter I don't know from the man in the fucking moon. Wife:
What about him? What makes you think you can trust him? Man:
[grabs Ted's face]
Tell me that's not a face you can trust. Ted the Bellhop:
I'd love to help you with your problem, sir, but unfortunately I'm here alone tonight
Full Transcript
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All right
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You want 500 bucks Sure
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How about three Three hundred dollars
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Yeah Three's fine
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Good My children are staying here tonight watching TV
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I want you to check up on them every 30 minutes
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Check up on them Yeah make sure they're all right
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Make sure they're fed Make sure they go to bed You know these things
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Sir I can send out for a baby sitting service
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No I don't trust baby sitters
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My children are safer alone
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than with some fucked up pedophile baby sitter
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I don't know from the man in the fucking moon
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What about him What makes you think you can trust him
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Tell me that's not a face you can trust
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I'd love to help you with your problem sir
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but unfortunately I'm here alone tonight
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Movie Summary
Four interlocking tales that take place in a fading hotel on New Year's Eve.
Actors
Man
Ted The Bellhop
Wife
Man (segment "the Misbehavers")
