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[Room 309 is buzzing, Ted answers] Sarah:
Ted! Ted the Bellhop:
What do you want now, for Christ sakes? Who died? Sarah:
I don't know, but she's in my bed. Ted the Bellhop:
What? Sarah:
There's a dead body in my bed. Ted the Bellhop:
Nonsense! That's just your brother sound asleep. Sarah:
No! There's a woman's dead body *inside* the bed in the mattress. Ted the Bellhop:
You saw the body? Sarah:
Yes! Ted the Bellhop:
Impossible! You've got the ointment on your eyes. You can't see shit! Now Go to sleep! [hangs up, but the room is still buzzing, answers again] Ted the Bellhop:
Go to sleep! Sarah:
I washed it off. Ted the Bellhop:
The mentholatum? Sarah:
Yeah. Didn't you ever think to do that? Get your ass up here and call the police, because There's a dead body in my bed, and it smells like shit, and it looks even worse. And if you don't help us, my dad is going to lay you down right next to her, I swear to fucking God! [hangs up, dial tone] Ted the Bellhop:
I am coming up there right this minute! And if there isn't a dead body in that room by the time I get up there, I'm going to make one! You... [hangs up] Ted the Bellhop:
Little bitch
Ted! Ted the Bellhop:
What do you want now, for Christ sakes? Who died? Sarah:
I don't know, but she's in my bed. Ted the Bellhop:
What? Sarah:
There's a dead body in my bed. Ted the Bellhop:
Nonsense! That's just your brother sound asleep. Sarah:
No! There's a woman's dead body *inside* the bed in the mattress. Ted the Bellhop:
You saw the body? Sarah:
Yes! Ted the Bellhop:
Impossible! You've got the ointment on your eyes. You can't see shit! Now Go to sleep! [hangs up, but the room is still buzzing, answers again] Ted the Bellhop:
Go to sleep! Sarah:
I washed it off. Ted the Bellhop:
The mentholatum? Sarah:
Yeah. Didn't you ever think to do that? Get your ass up here and call the police, because There's a dead body in my bed, and it smells like shit, and it looks even worse. And if you don't help us, my dad is going to lay you down right next to her, I swear to fucking God! [hangs up, dial tone] Ted the Bellhop:
I am coming up there right this minute! And if there isn't a dead body in that room by the time I get up there, I'm going to make one! You... [hangs up] Ted the Bellhop:
Little bitch
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Ted What do you want now for Christ sakes Who died
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I don't know but she's in my bed
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What There's a dead body in my bed
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Nonsense That's just your brother sound asleep
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No There's a woman's dead body inside the bed in the mattress
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You saw the body Yes
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Impossible You've got the ointment on your eyes
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Ya can't see shit Now go to sleep
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Go to sleep I washed it off
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The Mentholatum Yeah Didn't you ever think to do that
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Get your ass up here and call the police
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because there's a dead body in my bed and it smells like shit and it looks even worse
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If you don't help us my dad is going to lay you down right next to her
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I swear to fucking God
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I am coming up there right this minute
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If there is no dead body in that room by the time I get up there I'm gonna make one
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You
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Little bitch
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Movie Summary
Four interlocking tales that take place in a fading hotel on New Year's Eve.

