Hi, Ted. I'm Margaret. You sound down. Is your New Year's not starting off well? No,...
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Margaret:
Hi, Ted. I'm Margaret. You sound down. Is your New Year's not starting off well?
Ted the Bellhop:
No, Margaret. This New Year's Eve is not starting off well! This one is going pretty fucking badly!
Margaret:
How come?
Ted the Bellhop:
Well, Betty leaves me to run this entire hotel by myself. And first thing, right off the bat, I get fucked by a coven of witches!
Margaret:
You got fucked by an oven full of witches?
Ted the Bellhop:
A *coven* of *witches*! Well, one witch in particular!
Margaret:
Ted, was she an old hag with a mole on her face with hair growing out of it?
[takes a hit from her bong]
Ted the Bellhop:
No, no, no, she was very beautiful.
Margaret:
[coughs]
Ted... what's the problem?
Ted the Bellhop:
Well... admittedly, that was the best part of the evening. It was pretty bloody good, actually... but it's still a pretty unnerving way to start off the night!
Margaret:
Sounds like a pretty great way to start off the night to me.
Ted the Bellhop:
Why don't we just skip over the witches?
Margaret:
Skipping the witches...
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Hi Ted I'm Margaret
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You sound down Has this not been the happiest of New Years
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No Margaret This hasn't been my happiest New Year
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This one's starting off pretty fucking badly
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Aw how come Well Betty
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leaves me here all by myself and first thing right off the bat
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I'm fucked by a coven of witches
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You were fucked by an oven full of witches
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A coven of witches Not an oven
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Well one witch in particular
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Was she an old hag with a mole on her face with hair growing out of it
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No no she was very beautiful
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Ted What's the problem
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Well admittedly that was the best part of the evening
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It was pretty bloody good actually
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But it's still a pretty unnerving way to start off the night
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Sounds like a pretty great way to start off the night to me
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Why don't we just skip over the witches Skipping the witches
Clip duration: 65 seconds
Views: 205
Timestamp in movie: 01h 05m 33s
Uploaded: 05 December, 2022
Genres: comedy
Summary: Four interlocking tales that take place in a fading hotel on New Year's Eve.
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00:07 We ain't got no needles here kid
00:11 Did you ever open your eyes
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00:08 I am coming up there right this minute
00:05 You're not my mother Yes I am
00:08 These are the rules
00:07 I'm stuck in a situation here
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00:56 I want you to check up on them every 30 minutes
00:22 Police It's an emergency
00:46 Oh but look let me explain what we're talkin'...
00:46 Some crazy fucking maniac sticks a gun in my face
00:09 Lf she doesn't get his goop in ten minutes I'm...
00:32 Should auld acquaintance We used to have 50 on staff here...
00:04 I'm gonna go back to my room Are you comin' or not