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Four Samosas

An unmotivated South Asian American rapper, along with three other first time thieves, plans a heist on a grocery store owned by his ex-girlfriend's father, in order to steal her wedding diamonds and disrupt her pending engagement.

Director

Ravi Kapoor

Year

Genre

action, comedy, romance

Box Office

$14,701

Production

N/A

Awards

1 win & 3 nominations total

Vinny

Paru

Anjali

Sharmita Bhattacharya

Zak

Sanjay

Rina

Kamala

Mr. Juneja

Tony Mirrcandani

Nikki

Preeti

Deep

Sunny and Salim

Samrat Chakrabarti

Priest

Pushpa

Sheila

Shivani Thakkar

Billu

Havish Ravipati

Auditioner

Dancing Revolutionary

Eating Revolutionary

Debating Revolutionary

Jogger

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Okay, she's been
in there long enough. - Four Samosas

Okay, she's been in there long enough.

There is certain innate skill
to be a successful businessman. - Four Samosas

There is certain innate skill to be a successful businessman...

Something in your DNA,
you might say. - Four Samosas

Something in your DNA, you might say.

In fact, you can say something
about my superpower, - Four Samosas

In fact, you can say something about my superpower,

Oh, girl, you lookin' fabulous. - Four Samosas

Oh, girl, you lookin' fabulous.

Hey. The article?
What about the article? - Four Samosas

Hey. The article? What about the article?

You mean like a malcontent
engineer with time - Four Samosas

You mean like a malcontent engineer with time

I went to IIT,
the mother copulating - Four Samosas

I went to IIT, the mother copulating

No. Whatever you're thinking,
exit by 20. - Four Samosas

No. Whatever you're thinking, exit by 20.

They would spoon feed me
while I studied - Four Samosas

They would spoon feed me while I studied

They would have clean the shit
for my ass if they had to, - Four Samosas

They would have clean the shit for my ass if they had to,

At IIT, you are fighting against
the best of the best. - Four Samosas

At IIT, you are fighting against the best of the best.

Oh, no. They are fanatic head
of the injustice system, - Four Samosas

Oh, no. They are fanatic head of the injustice system,

After I graduated, - Four Samosas

After I graduated,

Everyone wants to go to America. - Four Samosas

Everyone wants to go to America.

Then, I applied
for my green card. - Four Samosas

Then, I applied for my green card.

- Uh...
- 10 cadaver - Four Samosas

- Uh... - 10 cadaver

No visa, no job,
a never arriving green card, - Four Samosas

No visa, no job, a never arriving green card,

So, hell yes I want to rob
some money - Four Samosas

So, hell yes I want to rob some money

Okay. I see. - Four Samosas

- They have to be extra tasty.
- Yes. - Four Samosas

- They have to be extra tasty. - Yes.

They help me concentrate,
you fecal head. - Four Samosas

They help me concentrate, you fecal head.

But I'll also need tools,
but no renting or buying? - Four Samosas

But I'll also need tools, but no renting or buying?

Like, big mop bangin' tools? - Four Samosas

Like, big mop bangin' tools?

No, but I know
some people that do. - Four Samosas

No, but I know some people that do.

You volunteer your countrymen - Four Samosas

You volunteer your countrymen

Whatever. If you win,
you get to borrow the tools. - Four Samosas

Whatever. If you win, you get to borrow the tools.

Last dancing dancer wins. - Four Samosas

Last dancing dancer wins.

Whoever eats the most
wins the battle. - Four Samosas

Whoever eats the most wins the battle.

Pros and cons of agrarian
versus industrialized society. - Four Samosas

Pros and cons of agrarian versus industrialized society.

Let me start by quoting
the World Health Organization - Four Samosas

Let me start by quoting the World Health Organization

And how is the financial,
health and societal - Four Samosas

And how is the financial, health and societal

In conclusion to my postscript, - Four Samosas

In conclusion to my postscript,

I rap about stuff all the time. - Four Samosas

I rap about stuff all the time.

♪ How dare you come here
on this sacred land? ♪ - Four Samosas

♪ How dare you come here on this sacred land? ♪

♪ Yeah, before we comatosa
your mimosas ♪ - Four Samosas

♪ Yeah, before we comatosa your mimosas ♪

It shame we didn't get to show
them how great you are - Four Samosas

It shame we didn't get to show them how great you are

So, how long will you need
to open it, the safe? - Four Samosas

So, how long will you need to open it, the safe?

So we got to break into
the store, and into the safe? - Four Samosas

So we got to break into the store, and into the safe?

Unless we get into the store
before they closed - Four Samosas

Unless we get into the store before they closed

I did a sleepaway camp
at a dinosaur museum once, - Four Samosas

I did a sleepaway camp at a dinosaur museum once,

Trust me,
I'm so good with disguises. - Four Samosas

Trust me, I'm so good with disguises.

-Okay, then.
We're doing this tomorrow. - Four Samosas

-Okay, then. We're doing this tomorrow.

You know,
he killed thousands of people, - Four Samosas

You know, he killed thousands of people,

Oh, wait. - Four Samosas

Okay, now you're finished - Four Samosas

Okay, now you're finished

Good, because I'm gonna
need all the blessings. - Four Samosas

Good, because I'm gonna need all the blessings.

- Okay.
- Because, you know, ever since - Four Samosas

- Okay. - Because, you know, ever since

Look, the point is, I'm doing - Four Samosas

Look, the point is, I'm doing

- Okay.
- Might get me in trouble - Four Samosas

- Okay. - Might get me in trouble

I mean, I'm not going to force
someone to tell me not to do it. - Four Samosas

I mean, I'm not going to force someone to tell me not t...

If they think I shouldn't do it,
then they should just - Four Samosas

If they think I shouldn't do it, then they should just

They should tell me
if he cares not to do it. - Four Samosas

They should tell me if he cares not to do it.

God doesn't want or not want
you to do anything. - Four Samosas

God doesn't want or not want you to do anything.

It's up to you
to fulfill your destiny. - Four Samosas

It's up to you to fulfill your destiny.

But whatever you do,
do it with a right mind. - Four Samosas

But whatever you do, do it with a right mind.

You're doing all this
with clarity and devotion? - Four Samosas

You're doing all this with clarity and devotion?

If that's all God's
got to say about it, - Four Samosas

If that's all God's got to say about it,

But if God doesn't want me
to do it, - Four Samosas

But if God doesn't want me to do it,

So, who wants to go first? - Four Samosas

So, who wants to go first?

Well, he's clearly too pretty
to be the old woman, - Four Samosas

Well, he's clearly too pretty to be the old woman,

Yes, but you're doing
all the physical work, - Four Samosas

Yes, but you're doing all the physical work,

I can barely look at you. - Four Samosas

I can barely look at you.

My brain is going to shiver
to the size - Four Samosas

My brain is going to shiver to the size

This is worse than
the immigration system. - Four Samosas

This is worse than the immigration system.

Keeping me locked out. - Four Samosas

Keeping me locked out.

Which means there are 40,320
different permutations. - Four Samosas

Which means there are 40,320 different permutations.

Why does it say
for Rina's wedding? - Four Samosas

Why does it say for Rina's wedding?

I don't know. I don't know
how he label his shit. - Four Samosas

I don't know. I don't know how he label his shit.

-What do you think?
Turquoise or aquamarine? - Four Samosas

-What do you think? Turquoise or aquamarine?

I know it can never break
my heart, - Four Samosas

I know it can never break my heart,

Oh, and by the way,
if my dad finds out it was you, - Four Samosas

Oh, and by the way, if my dad finds out it was you,

-I always cared.
You were the one - Four Samosas

-I always cared. You were the one

But not by robbing
my dad's store. - Four Samosas

But not by robbing my dad's store.

I don't know what all that
diamond stuff was about. - Four Samosas

I don't know what all that diamond stuff was about.

Not a clue. - Four Samosas

Or donate them
to the cat shelter. - Four Samosas

Or donate them to the cat shelter.

And cash in the bank
to compensate - Four Samosas

And cash in the bank to compensate

-Okay, whatever.
I'm just talking. - Four Samosas

-Okay, whatever. I'm just talking.

Gangsters. We have to find
some gangsters. - Four Samosas

Gangsters. We have to find some gangsters.

Like Russian ones or Irish ones - Four Samosas

Like Russian ones or Irish ones

I knew some gangsters at IIT, - Four Samosas

I knew some gangsters at IIT,

I mean, he'd want them back, - Four Samosas

I mean, he'd want them back,

And maybe he won't ever be
nefarious ever again. - Four Samosas

And maybe he won't ever be nefarious ever again.

Yeah, but he still reappropriate - Four Samosas

Yeah, but he still reappropriate

You're our expert on
that subject, aren't you? - Four Samosas

You're our expert on that subject, aren't you?

You guys, I think
these might be disguises. - Four Samosas

You guys, I think these might be disguises.

Right. No, no, no. I was just
confirming it for myself. - Four Samosas

Right. No, no, no. I was just confirming it for myself.

- What.
- Sir, someone on - Four Samosas

- What. - Sir, someone on

Mr. Juneja, I need you - Four Samosas

Mr. Juneja, I need you

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An unmotivated South Asian American rapper, along with three other first time thieves, plans a heist on a grocery store owned by his ex-girlfriend's father, in order to steal her wedding diamonds and disrupt her pending engagement.

User Rating: 0.0 (0 ratings)

Director: Ravi Kapoor

Writer: Ravi Kapoor

Production: N/A

Genre: action, comedy, romance

Year: 2022

MetaScore: 58/100

ImdbRating: 5.5

BoxOffice: $14,701

Released: 02 Dec 2022

Awards: 1 win & 3 nominations total

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