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"Four Weddings and a Funeral" quotes

Four Weddings and a Funeral poster
Over the course of five social occasions, a committed bachelor must consider the notion that he may have discovered love.

Director: Mike Newell
Writer: Richard Curtis
Production: N/A
Year: 1994
MetaScore: 81/100
ImdbRating: 7.1
BoxOffice: $52,700,832
Released: 15 Apr 1994
Awards: Nominated for 2 Oscars. 24 wins & 28 nominations total
Ladies and gentlemen - Four Weddings and a Funeral 03:25 Ladies and gentlemen L've spoken to lots of people about you - Four Weddings and a Funeral 02:24 L've spoken to lots of people about you Perhaps we should've got married - Four Weddings and a Funeral 00:43 Perhaps we should've got married She looks like a big meringue - Four Weddings and a Funeral 00:17 She looks like a big meringue The Holy Spirit - Four Weddings and a Funeral 04:51 The Holy Spirit Standing there in the church - Four Weddings and a Funeral 00:56 Standing there in the church That's a beautiful place - Four Weddings and a Funeral 00:16 That's a beautiful place There's a sort of greatness to your lateness - Four Weddings and a Funeral 00:24 There's a sort of greatness to your lateness A toast before we go into battle - Four Weddings and a Funeral 00:34 A toast before we go into battle Apparently her fianc 's terribly grand and owns half of Scotland - Four Weddings and a Funeral 01:00 Apparently her fianc 's terribly grand and owns half of... Are you the richest man in England - Four Weddings and a Funeral 00:14 Are you the richest man in England Charles was vile - Four Weddings and a Funeral 02:15 Charles was vile Do you actually know Oscar Wilde - Four Weddings and a Funeral 00:28 Do you actually know Oscar Wilde Forgive me for what I am about to - Four Weddings and a Funeral 00:22 Forgive me for what I am about to Gareth used to prefer funerals to weddings - Four Weddings and a Funeral 06:33 Gareth used to prefer funerals to weddings It's kinda like table tennis - Four Weddings and a Funeral 00:19 It's kinda like table tennis It's rather like the first time one has sex - Four Weddings and a Funeral 00:26 It's rather like the first time one has sex Particularly in view of our recent shopping excursion - Four Weddings and a Funeral 01:15 Particularly in view of our recent shopping excursion My name is Charles - Four Weddings and a Funeral 00:25 My name is Charles Are you married - Four Weddings and a Funeral 00:51 Are you married I never expected  the thunderbolt - Four Weddings and a Funeral 00:38 I never expected the thunderbolt Any idea who the girl in the black hat is - Four Weddings and a Funeral 00:27 Any idea who the girl in the black hat is Do you think there really are people who can just go up and say - Four Weddings and a Funeral 00:21 Do you think there really are people who can just go up and... I've got a new theory about marriage - Four Weddings and a Funeral 00:44 I've got a new theory about marriage What's the problem - Four Weddings and a Funeral 00:33 What's the problem But first let me ask you one thing - Four Weddings and a Funeral 00:32 But first let me ask you one thing It's about ten to nine - Four Weddings and a Funeral 00:28 It's about ten to nine What did you think - Four Weddings and a Funeral 00:11 What did you think Have you got a boyfriend Yes - Four Weddings and a Funeral 00:49 Have you got a boyfriend Yes He's something of a dish - Four Weddings and a Funeral 00:26 He's something of a dish Just before I go - Four Weddings and a Funeral 01:06 Just before I go Married all this time - Four Weddings and a Funeral 00:15 Married all this time Perhaps we should've got married - Four Weddings and a Funeral 00:36 Perhaps we should've got married And never actually getting married - Four Weddings and a Funeral 00:31 And never actually getting married Torturing Americans - Four Weddings and a Funeral 00:12 Torturing Americans Fuck Fuck - Four Weddings and a Funeral 00:05 Fuck Fuck L'd like to thank all of you who've flown in from the States - Four Weddings and a Funeral 00:21 L'd like to thank all of you who've flown in from... At least I hope she is - Four Weddings and a Funeral 00:11 At least I hope she is Right Tommy are you the richest man in England - Four Weddings and a Funeral 00:29 Right Tommy are you the richest man in England I think we both missed a great opportunity here - Four Weddings and a Funeral 00:09 I think we both missed a great opportunity here Charles was vile He insisted on cracking jokes all the time I was ill - Four Weddings and a Funeral 00:57 Charles was vile He insisted on cracking jokes all the time... It's hell out there - Four Weddings and a Funeral 00:15 It's hell out there I never know what to say in these ghastly line ups - Four Weddings and a Funeral 00:19 I never know what to say in these ghastly line ups What do you do I'm training to be a priest - Four Weddings and a Funeral 00:27 What do you do I'm training to be a priest We had the most adorable girl at our table called Carrie - Four Weddings and a Funeral 00:30 We had the most adorable girl at our table called Carrie How are you doing - Four Weddings and a Funeral 00:13 How are you doing Dear Lord - Four Weddings and a Funeral 00:45 Dear Lord Do you actually know Oscar Wilde - Four Weddings and a Funeral 00:16 Do you actually know Oscar Wilde And fall in love with someone who fancies me for a change - Four Weddings and a Funeral 00:49 And fall in love with someone who fancies me for a change Scarlotta fabulous dress - Four Weddings and a Funeral 00:19 Scarlotta fabulous dress Though let's face facts I'm sorry - Four Weddings and a Funeral 00:22 Though let's face facts I'm sorry It is dangerous - Four Weddings and a Funeral 00:09 It is dangerous I think I've fooled them so far - Four Weddings and a Funeral 00:12 I think I've fooled them so far Fuck a doodle doo - Four Weddings and a Funeral 00:06 Fuck a doodle doo Having a good night - Four Weddings and a Funeral 00:11 Having a good night I remember the first time I saw Gareth on a dancefloor - Four Weddings and a Funeral 00:10 I remember the first time I saw Gareth on a dancefloor It's Bloody Brigadoon - Four Weddings and a Funeral 00:10 It's Bloody Brigadoon I was at school with his brother Bufty - Four Weddings and a Funeral 00:12 I was at school with his brother Bufty What are you up to today - Four Weddings and a Funeral 00:23 What are you up to today Bride or groom - Four Weddings and a Funeral 00:13 Bride or groom I think I had better be where other people are not - Four Weddings and a Funeral 00:11 I think I had better be where other people are not Charles Charles we must talk - Four Weddings and a Funeral 01:13 Charles Charles we must talk They say rubber's mainly for perverts - Four Weddings and a Funeral 00:23 They say rubber's mainly for perverts There I was standing there in the church - Four Weddings and a Funeral 00:28 There I was standing there in the church All these years - Four Weddings and a Funeral 00:33 All these years Great dress babe but why in the hell are you marrying the stiff in the skirt - Four Weddings and a Funeral 00:14 Great dress babe but why in the hell are you marrying the... I know we've probably got tons to talk about - Four Weddings and a Funeral 00:07 I know we've probably got tons to talk about What about this - Four Weddings and a Funeral 00:36 What about this Better not be the B359 - Four Weddings and a Funeral 00:15 Better not be the B359 It's been a disaster - Four Weddings and a Funeral 00:14 It's been a disaster Thunderbolt city - Four Weddings and a Funeral 00:06 Thunderbolt city Sorry we're so late - Four Weddings and a Funeral 00:22 Sorry we're so late Do you think I'd hate him as much if he wasn't my brother - Four Weddings and a Funeral 00:15 Do you think I'd hate him as much if he wasn't my... Bernard - Four Weddings and a Funeral 00:07 Bernard How's your gorgeous girlfriend - Four Weddings and a Funeral 00:21 How's your gorgeous girlfriend How's your gorgeous girlfriend She's no longer my girlfriend - Four Weddings and a Funeral 00:21 How's your gorgeous girlfriend She's no longer my... When Bernard told me he was getting engaged to Lydia - Four Weddings and a Funeral 00:40 When Bernard told me he was getting engaged to Lydia Oh fuck - Four Weddings and a Funeral 00:17 Oh fuck Disastrous haircut - Four Weddings and a Funeral 00:12 Disastrous haircut Excellent wedding hairstyle - Four Weddings and a Funeral 00:09 Excellent wedding hairstyle Another wedding invitation - Four Weddings and a Funeral 00:11 Another wedding invitation The castle beckons - Four Weddings and a Funeral 00:08 The castle beckons Hello I'm fine Haven't seen Carrie have you - Four Weddings and a Funeral 00:13 Hello I'm fine Haven't seen Carrie have you Well it was nice not quite meeting you - Four Weddings and a Funeral 00:27 Well it was nice not quite meeting you Don't want to blow my chances for romance by smelling of dung - Four Weddings and a Funeral 00:10 Don't want to blow my chances for romance by smelling... You know I love you Jean don't you I love you I love you - Four Weddings and a Funeral 00:20 You know I love you Jean don't you I love you I love... My name's Scarlett Don't let me drink too much cos I'll get really flirty - Four Weddings and a Funeral 00:11 My name's Scarlett Don't let me drink too much cos... Lucky bachelor me I'll have another search for that Katie creature - Four Weddings and a Funeral 00:09 Lucky bachelor me I'll have another search for that... I have to go - Four Weddings and a Funeral 00:14 I have to go

Cast

Charles - Wedding One - Hugh Grant
Tom - Wedding One - James Fleet
Gareth - Wedding One - Simon Callow
Matthew - Wedding One - John Hannah
Fiona - Wedding One - Kristin Scott Thomas