Charles was vile. He insisted on cracking jokes all the time I was ill. I was only trying...

Vomiting Veronica: [to her husband about going to India with Charles] Charles was vile. He insisted on cracking jokes all the time I was ill. Charles: I was only trying to cheer you up, V. Naughty Nicki: Oh, you're that Veronica! Vomiting Veronica: Which Veronica? Charlie? Charles: [trying to change the subject] Remember Bombay? Naughty Nicki: When Charles and I were going out, he told me he had this interesting journey around India with Vomiting Veronica [smiles] Naughty Nicki: I think that was it. Charles: [Embarrassed] I don't remember - maybe I did. Mocking Martha: Oh, come on Charles! I don't think I've ever been out with anyone less discreet. I remember you going on about this one girl - Helena wasn't it... whose mother made a pass at you... Vomiting Veronica: I remember this! You couldn't work it out whether or not it'd be impolite not to accept her advances! Naughty Nicki: Helena was Ms. Piggy! So her mother was Mrs. Piggy! [all laugh] Miss Piggy: [who's been with them the whole time] We've both lost a lot of weight since then!

- You and her went there once. - That's right. Charles was vile. He insisted on cracking jokes all the time I was ill. - Trying to cheer you up. - You're that Veronica! Which Veronica? Charlie? - Remember Bombay? - When Charles and I were going out,... ...he told me he'd had this interesting journey round India... ...with Vomiting Veronica. I think that was it. I don't remember ever mentioning it. Maybe I did. Come on, Charles. I don't think I've ever been out with anyone less discreet. - That's a bit of an exaggeration, isn't it? - It is not. I remember you going on about this girl Helena... ...whose mother made a pass at you. - I remember this. You couldn't work out whether it would be impolite not to accept her advances. That's right. Mrs Piggy. Helena was Miss Piggy,... ...so her mother was Mrs Piggy! I think perhaps it was a... We've both lost a lot of weight since then. Great! The speeches. My lords, ladies, and gentlemen, pray silence for the best man. When Bernard told me he was getting engaged to Lydia,... ...I congratulated him because all his other girlfriends were such complete dogs. Although may I say how delighted we are to have so many of them here today. I'm particularly delighted to see Camilla, who many of you will remember... ...as the first person Bernard asked to marry him. If I remember rightly, she told him to sod off. And lucky for Lydia that she did. It's very disappointing. We had the most adorable girl at our table called Carrie.