In the name of the Father, and of the Son, & the Holy Spirit, Amen. Let us pray. Father,...

Father Gerald: In the name of the Father, and of the Son, & the Holy Spirit, Amen. Let us pray. Father, you have made the bond of marriage a mystery. A symbol of Christ's love for his children. Hear our prayers for Bernard and Lydia through your son Jesus Christ our Lord who lives and wraiths with you and the Holy Ghoat. Eh *Ghost.* One God, forever and ever, Amen. Matthew: This is his first time. He's a friend of the family. Charles: Ahhh, Excellent! Father Gerald: Bernard and Lydia, I shall now ask if you freely undertake the obligations of marriage. Bernard, repeat after me. I do solemnly declare that I do solemnly declare that I know not of any lawfully impediment... Bernard: I do solemnly declare that I do solemnly declare that I know not of any lawfully impediment... Father Gerald: ...why I, Lydia... Bernard: ...why I, Bernard... Father Gerald: Whoop, sorry! Why I, Bernard Godfrey St. John Delainey... Bernard: Why I, Bernard Geoffrey Sinjin Delainey... Father Gerald: May not be joined in matrimony to Lydia John Herbert. Bernard: May not be joined in matrimony to Lydia Jane Herbert. Father Gerald: Lydia, repeat after me. I do solemnly declare that I know not of any lawfully impediment why I, Lydia Jane Herbert... Lydia: I do solemnly declare that I know not of any lawfully impediment why I, Lydia Jane Herbert... Father Gerald: May not be Johned in matrimony... Lydia: May not be *joined* in matrimony... Father Gerald: to Bernard Geoffrey Siddle... Siddle Delainey. Lydia: to Bernard Geoffrey *Sinjin* Delainey. Father Gerald: I call upon those persons here present to witness... that I, Bernard... Delainey... Bernard: I call upon those persons here present to witness... that I, Bernard Delainey... Father Gerald: take thee Lydia Jane Herbert... to be my awful wedded wife. Bernard: take thee Lydia Jane Herbert... to be my *lawful* wedded wife. Father Gerald: *That's right*... *That's right*. May Almighty God bless you all in the name of the Father, the Son, & the Holy Spigot... *Spirit*. Congregation: Amen! Gareth: Bravo! Bravo! [Everyone cheers]

In the name of the Father and of the Son and of the Holy Spirit. Amen. Let us pray. Father, you have made the bond of marriage a holy mystery,... ...a symbol of Christ's love for his church. Hear our prayers for Bernard and Lydia through your Son, Jesus Christ our Lord,... ...who lives and reigns with you and the Holy Goat... Ghost. One God, for ever and ever. Amen. It's his first time. He's a family friend. Bernard and Lydia,... ...I shall now ask if you freely undertake the obligations of marriage. Bernard, repeat after me. - I do solemnly declare... - I do solemnly declare... ...that I know not of any lawful impediment... ...that I know not of any lawful impediment... ...why I, Lydia... ...why I, Bernard... Sorry. ...why I, Bernard Godfrey Saint John Delaney,... ...why I, Bernard Geoffrey St John Delaney,... ...may not be joined in matrimony to Lydia John Hibbott. ...may not be joined in matrimony to Lydia Jane Hibbott. Lydia, repeat after me. - I do solemnly declare... - I do solemnly declare... ...that I know not of any lawful impediment... ...that I know not of any lawful impediment... ...why I, Lydia Jane Hibbott,... ...why I, Lydia Jane Hibbott,... ...may not be johned in matrimony... ...may not be joined in matrimony... ...to Bernard Geoffrey Sidd... Siddun... Delaney. ...to Bernard Geoffrey St John Delaney. I call upon those persons here present to witness... I call upon those persons here present to witness... ...that I, Bernard... ...Delaney,... ...that I, Bernard Delaney,... ...do take thee, Lydia Jane Hibbott,... ...do take thee, Lydia Jane Hibbott,... ...to be my awful wedded wife. ...to be my lawful wedded wife. That's ri... That's right. May Almighty God bless you all. The Father, the Son, and the Holy Spigot... Spirit. Amen. Bravo! Thanks. Coming, Bernie! Sorry. Sorry. Sorry. Sorry. That way? Sorry. Could you two...? Sorry. Sorry! I've got a new theory about marriage. Two people are in love, they live together, and one day they run out of conversation. Totally. They can't think of a single thing to say to each other. That's it. Panic. Then suddenly, it occurs to the chap that there is a way out of the deadlock. - Which is? - He'll ask her to marry him. Brilliant! They've got something to talk about for the rest of their lives. So it's just a way out of an embarrassing pause in conversation. The definitive icebreaker. - Tom! How's the speech coming along? - It's pretty good, I think.