You know, my grandfather was an egg farmer. This isn't going to be about your, uh, "rough...

Ted Crawford: You know, my grandfather was an egg farmer. Willy Beachum: This isn't going to be about your, uh, "rough childhood," is it? Ted Crawford: No, I used to candle eggs at his farm. Do you know what that is? You hold an egg up to the light of a candle and you look for imperfections. The first time I did it he told me to put all the eggs that were cracked or flawed into a bucket for the bakery. And he came back an hour later, and there were 300 eggs in the bakery bucket. He asked me what the hell I was doing. I found a flaw in every single one of them - you know, thin places in the shell; fine, hairline cracks. You look closely enough, you'll find that everything has a weak spot where it can break, sooner or later. Willy Beachum: You looking for mine? Ted Crawford: I've already found yours. Willy Beachum: What is it? Ted Crawford: You're a winner, Willy. Willy Beachum: Yeah. [chuckles nervously] Willy Beachum: Well, I guess the joke's on me then, isn't it? Ted Crawford: [grinning] You bet your ass, old sport.