Jealousy, jealousy, lover! Don't blame me because you're no longer an ingenue. That's not...

Douglas Row: Jealousy, jealousy, lover! Don't blame me because you're no longer an ingenue. Judy Stevens: That's not exactly what you said when you married me. Douglas Row: Well, I keep you on the payroll. i'm loyal. Judy Stevens: Oh, yes, you're loyal to wives 1 through 4 inclusive. [Indicating beautiful actress Judy Stevens] Judy Stevens: Would you care to try your luck with 5?

Jealousy, jealousy, lover. Don't blame me because you're no longer an ingénue. That's not exactly what you said when you married me. - Well, I keep you on the payroll. I'm loyal. - Oh, yes. You're loyal. To wives number 1-through-4, inclusive. Would you care to try your luck for five? If you don't spell my name right... ...when you wire out your next story, you're on my hate list again. I don't know. I may not be able to afford the alimony. - I may have to sleep on it. - Oh, I'll just bet you will. How I suffer for Douglas Row on Madison Avenue... ...and all those lovely sponsors. Scalped by Indians one show to recreate a covered-wagon massacre... ...boiled and eaten the show before, on the Donner Party expedition... ...and now, nearly drowned...