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Next up - Billionaires Deserve to Die on Mars. Luxury is something capitalism has
come up with for us to desire, an incentive for us to aspire to. When you actually get luxury,
it's always disappointing. When I was a kid, the image of
decadence to me was eating oysters. So when I first got a bit of money
as a comedian, I thought, I'll try the oysters. I don't know if you've ever had
oysters, but if you enjoy licking cum off the back of a tortoise... LAUGHTER ..if your favourite texture is
a corpse's clitoris... LAUGHTER ..may I recommend the oysters. And this is why
we've now got a class of super bored, empathyless
billionaires going to space. Joining us to discuss billionaires,
please welcome Mr Rob Delaney. CHEERING AND APPLAUSE Hi there, good to see you
come up with for us to desire, an incentive for us to aspire to. When you actually get luxury,
it's always disappointing. When I was a kid, the image of
decadence to me was eating oysters. So when I first got a bit of money
as a comedian, I thought, I'll try the oysters. I don't know if you've ever had
oysters, but if you enjoy licking cum off the back of a tortoise... LAUGHTER ..if your favourite texture is
a corpse's clitoris... LAUGHTER ..may I recommend the oysters. And this is why
we've now got a class of super bored, empathyless
billionaires going to space. Joining us to discuss billionaires,
please welcome Mr Rob Delaney. CHEERING AND APPLAUSE Hi there, good to see you
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Next up -
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Billionaires Deserve to Die on Mars.
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Luxury is something capitalism has
come up with for us to desire,
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an incentive for us to aspire to.
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When you actually get luxury,
it's always disappointing.
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When I was a kid, the image of
decadence to me was eating oysters.
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So when I first got a bit of money
as a comedian, I thought,
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I'll try the oysters.
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I don't know if you've ever had
oysters, but if you enjoy licking
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cum off the back of a tortoise...
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LAUGHTER
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..if your favourite texture is
a corpse's clitoris...
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LAUGHTER
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..may I recommend the oysters.
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And this is why
we've now got a class
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of super bored, empathyless
billionaires going to space.
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Joining us to discuss billionaires,
please welcome Mr Rob Delaney.
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CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
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Hi there, good to see you.
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Movie Summary
In an attempt to make sense of the bewildering world we live in, Frankie Boyle dissects the week's news using stand-up, review, discussion and audience interaction.
