Slam, have you really thought about Santa Claus? Not really. The guy's in a big red suit...
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Fred Claus: Slam, have you really thought about Santa Claus?
Samuel 'Slam' Gibbons: Not really.
Fred Claus: The guy's in a big red suit flying around in reindeer because he craves the spotlight. He's a fame junkie. The guy's a clown. He's a megalomaniac. It's all a big shell game. He presents himself like "Hey, I love to give gifts. Look at me. I'm so nice." He's getting paid. He's got a whole thing happening on the backside. Did you know that they sell more of those Santa statues and those Christmas trinkets than they do of the Buddha?
Samuel 'Slam' Gibbons: Oh, the big fat dude, that be at the nail salon? He'd be like hmmm.
Fred Claus: Don't be a cheerleader for Santa Claus, okay? Think about it. Watch the angles. Don't drink the Kool-Aid. You're better than that.
Samuel 'Slam' Gibbons: I like Kool-Aid.
Fred Claus: Yeah, but don't drink this Kool-Aid
Samuel 'Slam' Gibbons: Not really.
Fred Claus: The guy's in a big red suit flying around in reindeer because he craves the spotlight. He's a fame junkie. The guy's a clown. He's a megalomaniac. It's all a big shell game. He presents himself like "Hey, I love to give gifts. Look at me. I'm so nice." He's getting paid. He's got a whole thing happening on the backside. Did you know that they sell more of those Santa statues and those Christmas trinkets than they do of the Buddha?
Samuel 'Slam' Gibbons: Oh, the big fat dude, that be at the nail salon? He'd be like hmmm.
Fred Claus: Don't be a cheerleader for Santa Claus, okay? Think about it. Watch the angles. Don't drink the Kool-Aid. You're better than that.
Samuel 'Slam' Gibbons: I like Kool-Aid.
Fred Claus: Yeah, but don't drink this Kool-Aid
Full Transcript
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Slam you ever thought about Santa Not really
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The guy's in a big red suit flying around because he craves the spotlight
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He's a fame junkie The guy's a clown
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He's a megalomaniac It's all a big shell game
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He presents himself like Look at me I'm so nice
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He's getting paid He's got a whole thing happening
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Know they sell more Santa statues along with trinkets
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than they do of Buddha
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Oh the big fat dude that be in the nail salon He be like
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Don't be a cheerleader for Santa Claus Think about it watch the angles
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Don't drink the Kool Aid
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I like Kool Aid Don't drink this Kool Aid
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Movie Summary
Fred Claus, Santa's bitter older brother, is forced to move to the North Pole to help Santa and the elves prepare for Christmas in exchange for cash.
