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Freddy vs Jason

This isn't...real. Somebody, please, wake me up! Please!

This isn't...real. Somebody, please, wake me up! Please!

Full Transcript

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This isn't real
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Somebody please wake me up
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Please
Available in 3 languages
Duration
13 seconds
Views
410
Timestamp in Movie
00:50:46
Uploaded
Mar 15, 2026
Genres
action, horror
Production
Yannix Technology Corporation,New Line Cinema,Avery Pix,Crystal Lake Entertainment,WTC Productions,Sean S. Cunningham Films

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Movie Summary

Freddy Krueger and Jason Voorhees return to terrorize the teenagers of Elm Street. Only this time, they're out to get each other, too.
Somebody please wake me upPlease - Freddy vs Jason 00:07
Somebody please wake me upPlease
Mark! Mark, wake up! I need you to send a little message for me. That's all, just a little message. - Freddy vs Jason 00:21
Mark! Mark, wake up! I need you to send a little message for...
I need you to send a little message for meThat's all just a little messageI'm not gonna do itI won't do itNoI won't do itI'll have to pass that message myself won't l - Freddy vs Jason 00:32
I need you to send a little message for meThat's all...
I'll have to pass that message myself, won't l? - Freddy vs Jason 00:08
I'll have to pass that message myself, won't l?
Oh, my God! - Freddy vs Jason 00:15
Oh, my God!
Let go of me! - Freddy vs Jason 00:10
Let go of me!
Freddy Pass on a little message for me will ya - Freddy vs Jason 00:06
Freddy Pass on a little message for me will ya
Pass on a little message for me, will ya? - Freddy vs Jason 00:07
Pass on a little message for me, will ya?
Sheriff, I've been compiling info... - Freddy vs Jason 00:58
Sheriff, I've been compiling info...
Sir shouldn't we have the F B I come in andNo outsiders StubbsWe can handle this We've stopped him beforeOK I'm a little lost hereStopped who beforeWe don't say his name out loudYou're not from around hereI don't expect you to understandWith all due - Freddy vs Jason 00:42
Sir shouldn't we have the F B I come in andNo outsiders...
Man screw that clownI mean what kind of a pussycomes after you in your dreams anywayNow that big ass mother fucker back at the cornfieldall right that's who we should be afraid ofTell me who the fuck that was - Freddy vs Jason 00:15
Man screw that clownI mean what kind of a pussycomes after...
All right that's who we should be afraid of - Freddy vs Jason 00:13
All right that's who we should be afraid of
Now this Jason Voorhees supposedly drownedat Camp Crystal Lake back in 1957when he was eleven years oldThe counselors weren't watching himthen they made the mistake of killing his motherThe legend has itthat Jason kept returning from his graveto punish - Freddy vs Jason 00:21
Now this Jason Voorhees supposedly drownedat Camp Crystal...
I think we're dealing with a copycat hereNo No No no noHe's not a copycatI've seen what he can do He's the real JasonThat's impossible Linderman Jason is deadYou'd better start thinking outside your little box dude'cause somebody's definitely breakingthe - Freddy vs Jason 00:19
I think we're dealing with a copycat hereNo No No no...
I don't know maybe what we need to do isto offer Freddy a sacrificeYeah yeah totallyLike a virgin right Someone pureDude don't look at meEven if you pay for it it still counts - Freddy vs Jason 00:22
I don't know maybe what we need to do isto offer Freddy...
Dude, don't look at me. - Freddy vs Jason 00:22
Dude, don't look at me.
Oh come onLook we all know who the real virgin is hereKia Oh come on LoriI know you never made it with WillWhy would he want to when he can fuck somebody like meLet's tie the bitch up - Freddy vs Jason 00:23
Oh come onLook we all know who the real virgin is hereKia Oh...
Let's tie the bitch up. - Freddy vs Jason 00:18
Let's tie the bitch up.
Your eyes say no-no... - Freddy vs Jason 00:11
Your eyes say no-no...
Oh God y'all two killersWe're not safe awake or asleep - Freddy vs Jason 00:06
Oh God y'all two killersWe're not safe awake or...