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Hey, what are you doing here? -Hey!-Goddammit, Ila. -What happened to the 30-minute...

Hey, what are you doing here? -Hey!-Goddammit, Ila. -What happened to the 30-minute dump?-Carl! Carl! Come in, Carl!Bert Kreischer is on campus. I repeat. Bert Kreischer is on campus. -Come in, Ca---Sorry. Where were we? Uh…

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Hey what are you doing here
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Hey Goddammit Ila
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What happened to the 30 minute dump Carl Carl
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Come in Carl Bert Kreischer is on campus I repeat
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Bert Kreischer is on campus
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Come in Ca Sorry Where were we
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Available in 2 languages
Duration
18 seconds
Views
6
Timestamp in Movie
00:11:31
Uploaded
Feb 03, 2026
Season
1
Episode
2
Genres
Comedy

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Movie Summary

A gloriously messy dad and his equally unfiltered family cause chaos when they try to fit in with the snobby crowd at their elite new school.
S01 • E02 Carl, come in. - Free Bert 00:08
Carl, come in.
S01 • E01 Hi. Hi. Georgia, is it? Um, yeah. Kiersten Vanderthal. -This is Cameron, Lexi, and Fiona. -Hi. Some - Free Bert 00:46
Hi. Hi. Georgia, is it? Um, yeah. Kiersten Vanderthal. -This...
S01 • E06 Thank you, Miriam. - Free Bert 00:41
Thank you, Miriam.
S01 • E04 Who are the Suddlesons? - Free Bert 00:22
Who are the Suddlesons?
S01 • E06 Thank you. - Free Bert 00:21
Thank you.
S01 • E03 Ah! Come on in. Georgia! - Free Bert 00:07
Ah! Come on in. Georgia!
S01 • E02 What you got going on tonight? - Free Bert 00:17
What you got going on tonight?
S01 • E06 And now for Miss Barklidge. - Free Bert 00:14
And now for Miss Barklidge.
S01 • E03 Have I ever told you How good it feels to hold you? - Free Bert 00:15
Have I ever told you How good it feels to hold you?
S01 • E04 Hello, Kiersten. - Free Bert 00:07
Hello, Kiersten.
S01 • E02 Is this related in any way to the Kiersten beat-down you took the other day? - Free Bert 01:00
Is this related in any way to the Kiersten beat-down you...
S01 • E05 -God, no. - Free Bert 00:35
-God, no.
S01 • E04 Well, I mean… Maybe it's not you, you know. - Free Bert 00:22
Well, I mean… Maybe it's not you, you know.
S01 • E04 I mean, it says so right in the handbook. - Free Bert 00:33
I mean, it says so right in the handbook.
S01 • E05 How's he doing? - Free Bert 00:28
How's he doing?
S01 • E02 That's a huge fucking note, Doc. - Free Bert 00:42
That's a huge fucking note, Doc.
S01 • E04 Oh, man. - Free Bert 00:46
Oh, man.
S01 • E02 Can I help you? - Free Bert 00:20
Can I help you?
S01 • E05 I… I want to find out who's behind this. - Free Bert 00:07
I… I want to find out who's behind this.
S01 • E02 Thank you so much. - Free Bert 00:10
Thank you so much.