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Thank you, Miriam. -That's my dad!-Wow. Colin Firth and JoJo Siwa.Now that's a sex tape...

Thank you, Miriam. -That's my dad!-Wow. Colin Firth and JoJo Siwa.Now that's a sex tape I'd pay for. No? Nothing? All right, we gota lot of kids in the room, so I figure I'd start off with a fun joke. What did Mr. T sayafter he pushed 50 Cent in the pool? "I fiddy the pool." If you want to date Zac,you should date Zac. And he is physically ableto receive said hand job. A lot of parents havea no-blanket policy. Not us. All right, let's announceMr. Barklidge, huh? Miriam, the envelope, please

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Thank you Miriam
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That's my dad Wow
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Colin Firth and JoJo Siwa Now that's a sex tape I'd pay for
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No Nothing
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All right we got a lot of kids in the room
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so I figure I'd start off with a fun joke
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What did Mr T say after he pushed 50 Cent in the pool
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I fiddy the pool
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If you want to date Zac you should date Zac
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And he is physically able to receive said hand job
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A lot of parents have a no blanket policy Not us
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All right let's announce Mr Barklidge huh
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Miriam the envelope please
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Duration
41 seconds
Views
13
Timestamp in Movie
00:12:50
Uploaded
Feb 03, 2026
Season
1
Episode
6
Genres
Comedy

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Movie Summary

A gloriously messy dad and his equally unfiltered family cause chaos when they try to fit in with the snobby crowd at their elite new school.
S01 • E06 Thank you. - Free Bert 00:21
Thank you.
S01 • E04 Who are the Suddlesons? - Free Bert 00:22
Who are the Suddlesons?
S01 • E03 Ah! Come on in. Georgia! - Free Bert 00:07
Ah! Come on in. Georgia!
S01 • E02 What you got going on tonight? - Free Bert 00:17
What you got going on tonight?
S01 • E06 And now for Miss Barklidge. - Free Bert 00:14
And now for Miss Barklidge.
S01 • E03 Have I ever told you How good it feels to hold you? - Free Bert 00:15
Have I ever told you How good it feels to hold you?
S01 • E04 Hello, Kiersten. - Free Bert 00:07
Hello, Kiersten.
S01 • E02 Is this related in any way to the Kiersten beat-down you took the other day? - Free Bert 01:00
Is this related in any way to the Kiersten beat-down you...
S01 • E05 -God, no. - Free Bert 00:35
-God, no.
S01 • E04 Well, I mean… Maybe it's not you, you know. - Free Bert 00:22
Well, I mean… Maybe it's not you, you know.
S01 • E04 I mean, it says so right in the handbook. - Free Bert 00:33
I mean, it says so right in the handbook.
S01 • E05 How's he doing? - Free Bert 00:28
How's he doing?
S01 • E02 That's a huge fucking note, Doc. - Free Bert 00:42
That's a huge fucking note, Doc.
S01 • E04 Oh, man. - Free Bert 00:46
Oh, man.
S01 • E02 Can I help you? - Free Bert 00:20
Can I help you?
S01 • E05 I… I want to find out who's behind this. - Free Bert 00:07
I… I want to find out who's behind this.
S01 • E02 Thank you so much. - Free Bert 00:10
Thank you so much.
S01 • E06 Kiersten Vanderthal. - Free Bert 00:06
Kiersten Vanderthal.
S01 • E02 Zac's having surgery… -Oh. - Free Bert 00:15
Zac's having surgery… -Oh.
S01 • E03 What did I tell you? - Free Bert 00:13
What did I tell you?