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This guy's got a small dick. You know, the kind of guy that drinkswith a straw and pisses...

This guy's got a small dick. You know, the kind of guy that drinkswith a straw and pisses sitting down. I bet his dick's so small,white people mistake him for Joe Rogan

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You know the kind of guy that drinks with a straw and pisses sitting down
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I bet his dick's so small white people mistake him for Joe Rogan
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Duration
13 seconds
Views
15
Timestamp in Movie
00:00:09
Uploaded
Feb 03, 2026
Season
1
Episode
2
Genres
Comedy

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Movie Summary

A gloriously messy dad and his equally unfiltered family cause chaos when they try to fit in with the snobby crowd at their elite new school.
S01 • E04 …we're getting fucked in the ass right now! - Free Bert 00:11
…we're getting fucked in the ass right now!
S01 • E01 Uh, thank you, guys, so much for celebrating me tonight. - Free Bert 00:20
Uh, thank you, guys, so much for celebrating me tonight.
S01 • E06 So, Mrs. - Free Bert 00:27
So, Mrs.
S01 • E01 Rob Lowe, everybody. - Free Bert 00:06
Rob Lowe, everybody.
S01 • E01 Thank you, thank you. - Free Bert 00:13
Thank you, thank you.
S01 • E01 Do it again. - Free Bert 00:14
Do it again.
S01 • E01 Yeah? Rip that shirt, baby. Rip that fucking sh-- Rip it. Take it off! Take it off! Take it off! Tak - Free Bert 00:19
Yeah? Rip that shirt, baby. Rip that fucking sh-- Rip it....
S01 • E06 Maybe I could try to beat it. - Free Bert 00:48
Maybe I could try to beat it.
S01 • E05 Wait. It just hit me. And it pains me to say this out loud. Fucking… Mayumi. Oh. She must've heard m - Free Bert 00:34
Wait. It just hit me. And it pains me to say this out loud....
S01 • E02 Hey. You are beautiful. Do you hear me? You can't let 'em change you. You can't let any of these mot - Free Bert 00:23
Hey. You are beautiful. Do you hear me? You can't let...
S01 • E03 -Okay. -Great. -Awesome. -Welcome to our home. - Free Bert 00:05
-Okay. -Great. -Awesome. -Welcome to our home.
S01 • E06 You have an opening joke? - Free Bert 00:06
You have an opening joke?
S01 • E06 Yeah, Kiersten. - Free Bert 01:00
Yeah, Kiersten.
S01 • E05 Big weekend. - Free Bert 01:01
Big weekend.
S01 • E03 Mmm. Wow. This is your closet? Just for my purses and shoes. Could you imagine if this was it? So gr - Free Bert 00:51
Mmm. Wow. This is your closet? Just for my purses and shoes....
S01 • E04 Sweetie, would you do me a favor? - Free Bert 00:13
Sweetie, would you do me a favor?
S01 • E06 Oh. I'm a little concerned about Bert. - Free Bert 00:40
Oh. I'm a little concerned about Bert.
S01 • E01 What's going on with her? - Free Bert 00:14
What's going on with her?
S01 • E06 Simple fucking orchiopexy, but you had to get high out of your fucking skull! - Free Bert 00:41
Simple fucking orchiopexy, but you had to get high out of...
S01 • E05 So, how's it going with Zac? - Free Bert 01:00
So, how's it going with Zac?