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Uh, thank you, guys, so muchfor celebrating me tonight. It means the world to me. But now,...

Uh, thank you, guys, so muchfor celebrating me tonight. It means the world to me. But now, the entertainment partof the night. America's favorite party boy comedian, the genius Bert Kreischer!

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Uh thank you guys so much for celebrating me tonight
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It means the world to me
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But now the entertainment part of the night
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America's favorite party boy comedian
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the genius Bert Kreischer
Available in 2 languages
Duration
20 seconds
Views
11
Timestamp in Movie
00:00:31
Uploaded
Feb 03, 2026
Season
1
Episode
1
Genres
Comedy

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Movie Summary

A gloriously messy dad and his equally unfiltered family cause chaos when they try to fit in with the snobby crowd at their elite new school.
S01 • E06 So, Mrs. - Free Bert 00:27
So, Mrs.
S01 • E01 Rob Lowe, everybody. - Free Bert 00:06
Rob Lowe, everybody.
S01 • E01 Thank you, thank you. - Free Bert 00:13
Thank you, thank you.
S01 • E01 Do it again. - Free Bert 00:14
Do it again.
S01 • E01 Yeah? Rip that shirt, baby. Rip that fucking sh-- Rip it. Take it off! Take it off! Take it off! Tak - Free Bert 00:19
Yeah? Rip that shirt, baby. Rip that fucking sh-- Rip it....
S01 • E06 Maybe I could try to beat it. - Free Bert 00:48
Maybe I could try to beat it.
S01 • E05 Wait. It just hit me. And it pains me to say this out loud. Fucking… Mayumi. Oh. She must've heard m - Free Bert 00:34
Wait. It just hit me. And it pains me to say this out loud....
S01 • E02 Hey. You are beautiful. Do you hear me? You can't let 'em change you. You can't let any of these mot - Free Bert 00:23
Hey. You are beautiful. Do you hear me? You can't let...
S01 • E03 -Okay. -Great. -Awesome. -Welcome to our home. - Free Bert 00:05
-Okay. -Great. -Awesome. -Welcome to our home.
S01 • E06 You have an opening joke? - Free Bert 00:06
You have an opening joke?
S01 • E06 Yeah, Kiersten. - Free Bert 01:00
Yeah, Kiersten.
S01 • E05 Big weekend. - Free Bert 01:01
Big weekend.
S01 • E03 Mmm. Wow. This is your closet? Just for my purses and shoes. Could you imagine if this was it? So gr - Free Bert 00:51
Mmm. Wow. This is your closet? Just for my purses and shoes....
S01 • E04 Sweetie, would you do me a favor? - Free Bert 00:13
Sweetie, would you do me a favor?
S01 • E06 Oh. I'm a little concerned about Bert. - Free Bert 00:40
Oh. I'm a little concerned about Bert.
S01 • E01 What's going on with her? - Free Bert 00:14
What's going on with her?
S01 • E06 Simple fucking orchiopexy, but you had to get high out of your fucking skull! - Free Bert 00:41
Simple fucking orchiopexy, but you had to get high out of...
S01 • E05 So, how's it going with Zac? - Free Bert 01:00
So, how's it going with Zac?
S01 • E02 What the fuck am I doing? - Free Bert 00:07
What the fuck am I doing?
S01 • E04 No, uh, we-- we did. - Free Bert 00:09
No, uh, we-- we did.