Loose the skin! Loose...? Wha..? How am I supposed to get rid of my skin? Take it off,...
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Mouser:
Loose the skin!
Guy:
Loose...? Wha..? How am I supposed to get rid of my skin?
Mouser:
Take it off, man. Just take it off. What are you doing?
Guy:
What?
Keys:
Seriously.
Mouser:
The whole thing: the face, the outfit, everything.
Guy:
How?
Mouser:
Ditch it! If you don't, we're gonna kill you.
Guy:
Why?
Keys:
And we're gonna KEEP killing you.
Guy:
Still why?
Mouser:
Until we do find out who you are, and then we're going to ban you for life!
Guy:
Okay. I WANT to comply. I just find the order of those threats very confusing.
Transcript
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But I'll tell you this,
he's got me thinkin'
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about NPCs and
how I play the game.
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The game wasn't even made for someone
like this, for a player to be a good guy.
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He's also a really cute guy.
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And not just the face, you know,
like the whole thing.
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And, honestly,
it's got me realizing...
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maybe we've been thinking about
NPCs wrong this whole time.
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I think Blue Shirt Guy's
like a symbol, you know?
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Like, maybe people
can be whatever they want.
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He's like an icon.
Is that the right word?
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Like, he reminds us
of what's possible.
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Also, he's like crazy hot.
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Oh, my God, totally.
I'd hit those pixels hard.
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We should all be
more like Blue Shirt Guy.
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Maybe we just
stop the killing.
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He's dead! You hear me?
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The guy, put him up here.
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Put him up here on the screen.
Put him on the screen.
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Make me see him. There he is.
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Yes. There he is,
the little do-gooder.
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I thought
you liked Blue Shirt.
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Don't say words to me!
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People are so busy watching this
loser on Twitch and YouTube.
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You know what
they're not doing, guys?
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Buying Free City 2.
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- Pre-sales are down 16%.
- 60.
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60. That's bad.
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Oh, we are 48 hours
from launch.
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Yeah, he's gone viral.
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Yeah, a virus that's giving me ass
and ball cancer at the same time!
Clip duration: 70 seconds
Views: 373
Timestamp in movie: 01h 05m 18s
Uploaded: 28 September, 2021
Genres: action, adventure, comedy
Summary: A bank teller discovers that he's actually an NPC inside a brutal, open world video game.
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Actors
00:18 I'm sorry wait you let who kiss you
00:04 What the shit
00:03 Catchphrase
00:05 Officer Johnny
00:09 There are three things I love in life
00:04 So I don't exactly feel like one
00:10 I don't have to do anything that I don't wanna do
00:04 That he's actual AI AI
00:26 Lose the skin
00:06 Sometimes I forget not everyone you meet on here is a...
00:03 Oh my God What am I doing
00:03 Medium coffee cream two sugars
00:10 Okay Wait How will I know that I've leveled up enough
00:10 This colorful character in the video game Free City
00:07 Word of advice
00:26 Lose the skin
00:05 Have the quarterly reports on my desk by Friday
00:03 Yeah he's good He looks like an NPC
00:04 Wow Life in the big city Ain't nothing like it
00:04 Has anyone seen my cat