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Mouser:
Loose the skin! Guy:
Loose...? Wha..? How am I supposed to get rid of my skin? Mouser:
Take it off, man. Just take it off. What are you doing? Guy:
What? Keys:
Seriously. Mouser:
The whole thing: the face, the outfit, everything. Guy:
How? Mouser:
Ditch it! If you don't, we're gonna kill you. Guy:
Why? Keys:
And we're gonna KEEP killing you. Guy:
Still why? Mouser:
Until we do find out who you are, and then we're going to ban you for life! Guy:
Okay. I WANT to comply. I just find the order of those threats very confusing
Loose the skin! Guy:
Loose...? Wha..? How am I supposed to get rid of my skin? Mouser:
Take it off, man. Just take it off. What are you doing? Guy:
What? Keys:
Seriously. Mouser:
The whole thing: the face, the outfit, everything. Guy:
How? Mouser:
Ditch it! If you don't, we're gonna kill you. Guy:
Why? Keys:
And we're gonna KEEP killing you. Guy:
Still why? Mouser:
Until we do find out who you are, and then we're going to ban you for life! Guy:
Okay. I WANT to comply. I just find the order of those threats very confusing
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But I'll tell you this,
he's got me thinkin'
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about NPCs and
how I play the game.
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The game wasn't even made for someone
like this, for a player to be a good guy.
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He's also a really cute guy.
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And not just the face, you know,
like the whole thing.
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And, honestly,
it's got me realizing...
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maybe we've been thinking about
NPCs wrong this whole time.
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I think Blue Shirt Guy's
like a symbol, you know?
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Like, maybe people
can be whatever they want.
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He's like an icon.
Is that the right word?
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Like, he reminds us
of what's possible.
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Also, he's like crazy hot.
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Oh, my God, totally.
I'd hit those pixels hard.
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We should all be
more like Blue Shirt Guy.
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Maybe we just
stop the killing.
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He's dead! You hear me?
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The guy, put him up here.
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Put him up here on the screen.
Put him on the screen.
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Make me see him. There he is.
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Yes. There he is,
the little do-gooder.
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I thought
you liked Blue Shirt.
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Don't say words to me!
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People are so busy watching this
loser on Twitch and YouTube.
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You know what
they're not doing, guys?
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Buying Free City 2.
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- Pre-sales are down 16%.
- 60.
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60. That's bad.
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Oh, we are 48 hours
from launch.
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Yeah, he's gone viral.
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Yeah, a virus that's giving me ass
and ball cancer at the same time!
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Movie Summary
A bank teller discovers that he's actually an NPC inside a brutal, open world video game.
