Time travel. It'll turn your brain into spaghetti if you let it. Best not to think about...
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Time travel. It'll turn your brain into spaghetti if you let it. Best not to think about it. Best just to get on with the job in hand. Which is destroying the enemy before they're even born and have a chance to threaten us. We're expecting any resistance to be light, because the ancestors of our enemies have yet to evolve any thumbs... or indeed spines. But that does not change the fact that they may one day evolve into a species that may pose a threat to us. And for that reason, we are going to rain down a fiery death upon them that will turn the surface of their planet into a radioactive desert! Because we are the planetary peace corps! And that is what we do! Now, are you nappy-wearing motherfuckers ready to lock and load, and *get it on*?
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Time travel.
It'll turn your brain into
spaghetti if you let it.
Best not to think about it.
Best just to get on
with the job in hand,
which is destroying the enemy
before they're even born
and have a chance to threaten us.
We're expecting
any resistance to be light,
as the ancestors of our enemies
have yet to evolve any thumbs,
or indeed spines.
But that does not change the fact
that they may one day
evolve into a species that may
pose a threat to us.
And for that reason we are going
to rain down a fiery death upon them,
that will turn the surface of their
planet into a radioactive desert
because we are the Planetary Peace Corps
and that is what we do!
Now, are you nappy-wearing motherfuckers
ready to lock and load and get it on?!
What? No-no-no-no! Shh!
Look, it's not even a real gun! Ooh!
Ooh! Look at all the lights!
- Liftoff.
- Shut up!
Clip duration: 151 seconds
Views: 255
Timestamp in movie: 00h 00m 00s
Uploaded: 13 December, 2020
Genres: comedy, sci-fi
Summary: While drinking at their local pub, three social outcasts attempt to navigate a time-travel conundrum.
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