Hello? Who the fuck you go to the show with last night? I didn't go to the show last...

Joi: [Mrs. Jones hand Craig phone] Hello? Joi: Who the fuck you go to the show with last night? Craig Jones: I didn't go to the show last night. Joi: You ain't got to lie Craig, you ain't got to lie... Craig Jones: Ain't nobody lyin, I didn't go to the show. Joi: Yes you did. Cause my sister-in-law's baby cousin Tracy. She told me that she saw you at the show all hugged up wit some tramp. Now tell me who she was. Craig Jones: Yo sister-in-law's baby cousin Tracy is a goddamn... [Craig realzes his mom is still in the room] Craig Jones: ... Yea, she a liar. She ain't see me in no show hugged up wit nobody. Joi: Mmm-hmm well let me tell you what. You just tell the bitch, whoeva she is, when I catch her, Imma beat her ass!

- Hello. - Who you go to the show with last night? I didn't go to the show last night. You ain't got to lie. Craig, you ain't got to lie. Ain't nobody lying. I didn't go to the show. Yes, you did. Because my sister-in-law's baby cousin, Traci... ...she went to the show last night, she saw you there all hugged up with some tramp. Now tell me who she was. Your sister-in-law's baby cousin, Traci, is a goddamn... Yeah, she a liar. She ain't seen me at no movies hugged up with nobody. Yeah, yeah. Well, let me tell you what. You just tell the bitch, whoever she is, when I catch her, I'm gonna beat her ass. That girl gone. I don't know why you messing with that little fast-assed girl anyway. Now that other girl, Debbie? She's cute. She's in school. She has all her teeth. I don't know what her sister's doing. I'm trying to get with her, but Dana won't even hook me up. I told you to hook yourself up. You need to hook up them clippers and get the back of that neck. Don't even talk with all the horses missing their hair here. - Oh. Here you go. Hey, it's too early. Hey, it's too early. Now, Craig, you know what your problem is? You have no game. What you know about game? I got all the game. Now, your father? He got game. Don't nobody go in the bathroom for about 35, 45 minutes. Somebody open a window. You call that game? There go my ride.