"Friday After Next" quotes
95 video clips
00:54 Craig and Day Day
00:41 Gimme the watch
01:24 You got knocked the fuck out
00:33 The hell you talkin bout
00:19 Come on out there
00:11 It ain't ya booty
00:13 Let me put some pimpin' in it
02:14 About a year ago
00:19 Are you a music lover
00:22 He ran the whole strip mall and he owned Holy Moly Donuts
00:14 You like 'cause your son is a fag
00:24 Jumpin' up like you Mr
00:25 You gonna make me blow this whistle
01:10 So all we gonna do is take it easy
00:37 I got her in my room
00:18 He looked like Bobby Brown in a goddamn Santa Claus suit
00:46 Ain't playin' with you
00:13 With that big ol' wolf pussy
00:17 Crunching on your balls in a one horsed open sleigh
00:26 One of them said they was gonna suck my dick from the back
00:51 Man he don't look like no reindeer
00:12 Introduce me to yo' friend
00:27 I cook better than you
00:37 You remind me of a young nigga that's fuckin' with...
00:22 Y'all look good in y'all little tight ass rent a...
00:50 I heard about him
00:19 Like a couple of rent a cops
00:17 I don't know if I can handle another goddamn Friday
00:11 Your oldest grandson
00:19 Y'all are trying to use the lord to sell pussy on this...
00:22 I ain't got nothin' but twenty funky ass dollars
00:26 I ain't never heard no policy like that
00:35 I can't even do the James Brown in these pants
00:16 Don't drag that coat
00:11 Lotto fuckin' stud
00:18 Get yo ass off that heifer
00:15 You oughta be nervous
00:53 Where your flashlight at
00:37 You didn't even hear what happened to the last security...
00:12 You a nigga that steal
00:18 Let me check my palm pilot
00:27 I ain't about to touch his nuts or them vice grips
00:22 Pimp in distress
00:23 Speaking of cockroaches
00:20 Let me hit that before Willie bring his old square ass out...
00:50 I'm gon' keep a eye on you
00:30 Who da nigga she with
00:37 We only security guards
00:19 I want everybody back
00:11 Do your fuckin job
00:24 For the second time
00:21 All I want is a fat bitch with a name belt that say glitter...
00:26 You got a big pile of dog shit in the middle of your bed...
00:35 Y'all hear me blowing this whistle
01:23 Fuck all that shit
00:53 You're supposed to be security
00:29 Have you seen our commercial
00:14 Hope your camel got a ticket outside
00:31 So how much do you really love your boy
00:40 Oh and when we find St
00:17 Y'all argue too much
00:10 He hit Santa ass
00:27 You need to work on yo people skills
01:02 You ain't evictin' nobody
00:14 I ain't never gonna get no pussy
00:17 Hate that bitch
00:37 You guys are top flight security
00:11 Everything must go
00:10 Gimme a twister
00:16 You got another one
00:28 You ain't right
01:29 When we get our guns
00:19 That victim shit is way overblown
00:42 Stop being so scary
00:14 Put down the b b b b b b barbecue
00:28 Never know when I might need this
00:12 Where the rent a cops at
00:28 How is she gonna like you when she like me
00:31 I don't wanna dance with none of these hos
00:11 I got to go pee pee
00:17 He's still breathing
00:20 Let's both tell him
00:37 That's a dirty motherfucker
00:04 BEFORE I HAVE TO BITE YOUR LITTLE ASS
00:04 YEAH BUDDY car honks
Cast
Craig - Ice Cube
Day-Day - Mike Epps
Mr. Jones - John Witherspoon
Uncle Elroy - Don 'D.C.' Curry
Mrs. Jones - Anna Maria Horsford