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"Friends with Benefits" quotes

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A young man and woman decide to take their friendship to the next level without becoming a couple, but soon discover that adding sex only leads to complications.

Director: Will Gluck
Writer: Keith Merryman, David A. Newman, Will Gluck
Production: N/A
Genre: comedy, romance
Year: 2011
MetaScore: 63/100
ImdbRating: 6.5
BoxOffice: $55,802,754
Released: 22 Jul 2011
Awards: 1 win & 5 nominations
You know why don't they ever make a movie about what happens after the big kiss - Friends with Benefits 00:06 You know why don't they ever make a movie about what... You know what I discovered - Friends with Benefits 00:32 You know what I discovered Why do women think the only way to get a man to do what they want - Friends with Benefits 00:10 Why do women think the only way to get a man to do what they... Yeah I think they're so tiny - Friends with Benefits 00:07 Yeah I think they're so tiny I really have to stop buying into this bullshit Hollywood clich of true love - Friends with Benefits 00:10 I really have to stop buying into this bullshit Hollywood... I'm supposed to meet up with Jamie - Friends with Benefits 00:26 I'm supposed to meet up with Jamie Why do I get the feeling this is the first real commitment you've ever made - Friends with Benefits 00:09 Why do I get the feeling this is the first real commitment... My butt What - Friends with Benefits 00:13 My butt What I have the perfect body for Photoshop - Friends with Benefits 00:11 I have the perfect body for Photoshop Hey everybody Hey - Friends with Benefits 00:11 Hey everybody Hey I'm your boss Give me your pants - Friends with Benefits 00:04 I'm your boss Give me your pants What do you know about women anyway - Friends with Benefits 00:30 What do you know about women anyway John fucking Mayer - Friends with Benefits 00:04 John fucking Mayer And then we're gonna sing We're gonna - Friends with Benefits 00:30 And then we're gonna sing We're gonna You have a boat - Friends with Benefits 00:09 You have a boat So it's always just about sex then - Friends with Benefits 00:08 So it's always just about sex then I'm starving You got any gin - Friends with Benefits 00:06 I'm starving You got any gin Bananas in the refrigerator What are you Puerto Rican - Friends with Benefits 00:04 Bananas in the refrigerator What are you Puerto Rican You're men You like sports You're men Scored 81 points Please - Friends with Benefits 00:06 You're men You like sports You're men Scored 81... This is the LAPD You are trespassing Get down from the sign - Friends with Benefits 00:28 This is the LAPD You are trespassing Get down from the sign Welcome to New York - Friends with Benefits 00:06 Welcome to New York Maybe you should care a little bit less about work - Friends with Benefits 00:14 Maybe you should care a little bit less about work You're still not gay right - Friends with Benefits 00:07 You're still not gay right Hey fuckface you want to get your shit out of my car or what - Friends with Benefits 00:13 Hey fuckface you want to get your shit out of my car or what What are you doing I'm pulling up my Bible app - Friends with Benefits 00:15 What are you doing I'm pulling up my Bible app Welcome to New York Go and fuck a dick - Friends with Benefits 00:06 Welcome to New York Go and fuck a dick Absolutely. - Friends with Benefits 00:14 Absolutely. John fucking Mayer Hello - Friends with Benefits John fucking Mayer Hello What is this? - Friends with Benefits 00:19 What is this? And then there's something,
I don't know what he says right there... - Friends with Benefits 00:31 And then there's something, I don't know what he s... Annie, hey. - Friends with Benefits 00:17 Annie, hey. - Are you pooping?
- No. - Friends with Benefits 00:09 - Are you pooping? - No. Bananas in the refrigerator What are you Puerto Rican - Friends with Benefits 00:04 Bananas in the refrigerator What are you Puerto Rican Bryce, is this for me? - Friends with Benefits 00:22 Bryce, is this for me? - But I thought you said...
- I know what I said. - Friends with Benefits 00:05 - But I thought you said... - I know what I said. Dad? - Friends with Benefits 00:06 Dad? Dylan never told me about your dad. - Friends with Benefits 00:23 Dylan never told me about your dad. Hello, this is Jamie. - Friends with Benefits 00:20 Hello, this is Jamie. Hey everybody Hey - Friends with Benefits 00:10 Hey everybody Hey Hey, fuckface, you want to get your shit
out of my car or what? - Friends with Benefits 00:11 Hey, fuckface, you want to get your shit out of my car or wh... Hey fuckface you want to get your shit out of my car or what - Friends with Benefits 00:05 Hey fuckface you want to get your shit out of my car or what Hey, man, you can't be up here. - Friends with Benefits 00:09 Hey, man, you can't be up here. Hi, you've reached Jamie Rellis.
I can't pick up the phone right now - Friends with Benefits 00:07 Hi, you've reached Jamie Rellis. I can't pick up t... I am so glad I met you tonight. - Friends with Benefits 00:15 I am so glad I met you tonight. I have the perfect body for Photoshop - Friends with Benefits 00:11 I have the perfect body for Photoshop I really have to stop buying into this bullshit Hollywood clich of true love - Friends with Benefits 00:10 I really have to stop buying into this bullshit Hollywood... I'm your boss Give me your pants - Friends with Benefits 00:04 I'm your boss Give me your pants I'm starving You got any gin - Friends with Benefits 00:06 I'm starving You got any gin I'm supposed to meet up with Jamie - Friends with Benefits 00:25 I'm supposed to meet up with Jamie John fucking Mayer - Friends with Benefits 00:04 John fucking Mayer LA's so nice. - Friends with Benefits 00:28 LA's so nice. Lieutenant Kali's a West Coast street
artist I got into about five years ago. - Friends with Benefits 00:26 Lieutenant Kali's a West Coast street artist I got into... Listen, I know this is probably a no
because all you do is work like a dull boy, - Friends with Benefits 00:27 Listen, I know this is probably a no because all you do is w... Maybe you should care a little bit less about work - Friends with Benefits 00:13 Maybe you should care a little bit less about work - Mom...
- I was trying to bond! - Friends with Benefits 00:07 - Mom... - I was trying to bond! My butt What - Friends with Benefits 00:13 My butt What Oh, my God, it's 1988. - Friends with Benefits 00:06 Oh, my God, it's 1988. So it's always just about sex then - Friends with Benefits 00:08 So it's always just about sex then - Sorry about my mom.
- I thought she was funny. - Friends with Benefits 00:10 - Sorry about my mom. - I thought she was funny. This is the LAPD You are trespassing Get down from the sign - Friends with Benefits 00:27 This is the LAPD You are trespassing Get down from the sign - We should eat. You hungry, buddy?
- Yeah. - Friends with Benefits 00:07 - We should eat. You hungry, buddy? - Yeah. Welcome to New York Go and fuck a dick - Friends with Benefits 00:05 Welcome to New York Go and fuck a dick Welcome to New York Go and fuck a dick - Friends with Benefits 00:05 Welcome to New York Go and fuck a dick What are you doing I'm pulling up my Bible app - Friends with Benefits 00:09 What are you doing I'm pulling up my Bible app - What?
- Do you know what today is? - Friends with Benefits 00:07 - What? - Do you know what today is? What do you mean Sleeping together - Friends with Benefits 00:44 What do you mean Sleeping together What's going on in there? - Friends with Benefits 00:08 What's going on in there? - What's with the pants?
- He doesn't like them any more. - Friends with Benefits 00:18 - What's with the pants? - He doesn't like them an... - What's wrong?
- Nothing! - Friends with Benefits 00:06 - What's wrong? - Nothing! Why do I get the feeling this is the first real commitment you've ever made - Friends with Benefits 00:09 Why do I get the feeling this is the first real commitment... Why do women think the only way to get a man to do what they want - Friends with Benefits 00:10 Why do women think the only way to get a man to do what they... Why don't you pick him up? - Friends with Benefits 00:09 Why don't you pick him up? Yeah. How's Dad? - Friends with Benefits 00:19 Yeah. How's Dad? Yeah I think they're so tiny - Friends with Benefits 00:06 Yeah I think they're so tiny Yeah, you know it. - Friends with Benefits 00:16 Yeah, you know it. Yeah. - Friends with Benefits 00:20 Yeah. You have a boat? - Friends with Benefits 00:09 You have a boat? You have a boat - Friends with Benefits 00:09 You have a boat You know what I discovered - Friends with Benefits 00:30 You know what I discovered You know why don't they ever make a movie about what happens after the big kiss - Friends with Benefits 00:06 You know why don't they ever make a movie about what... You're men You like sports You're men Scored 81 points Please - Friends with Benefits 00:05 You're men You like sports You're men Scored 81...

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