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DYLAN: Who sleeps standing up?

Friends with Benefits

Who sleeps standing up? You know,you'd be really proud of me. I didn't even blink when...

Friends with Benefits • 2011

DYLAN:Who sleeps standing up? You know,you'd be really proud of me. I didn't even blink when Itold him to go fuck himself. You did just then, though.This does not count. I'm not in the moment. I don't know,maybe I suck in bed. Trust me,you don't suck in bed. Thank you. So needy. Hey, maybe the guy'smarried or something. No, did a background checkat work. Single, no criminal history,credit report 720. Background check.Did you do one on me? How could you possiblymax out an Old Navy card? After college I wasreally into cargo pants. Dylan, I gotta stop thinkingit's not me. I mean, it's gotta be me.It's not you. Nothing is wrong with you. He's a guy.You gave him a five-date challenge, he got you and cutout.Forget the douche. He's a dick.He's a dick-douche. Go have fun with your mom. Okay. Oh. Almost forgot.I got you something

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DYLAN Who sleeps standing up

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You know you'd be really proud of me

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I didn't even blink when I told him to go fuck himself

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You did just then though This does not count I'm not in the moment

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I don't know maybe I suck in bed

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Trust me you don't suck in bed

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Thank you So needy

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Hey maybe the guy's married or something

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No did a background check at work

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Single no criminal history credit report 720

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Background check Did you do one on me

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How could you possibly max out an Old Navy card

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After college I was really into cargo pants

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Dylan I gotta stop thinking it's not me

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I mean it's gotta be me It's not you

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Nothing is wrong with you

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He's a guy You gave him a five date challenge

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he got you and cutout Forget the douche

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He's a dick He's a dick douche

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Go have fun with your mom

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Okay Oh Almost forgot I got you something

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من ينام وهو واقف

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أتعلم أنت سوف تكون فخور بي أنا لم أرمش عندما قلت له أن يذهب و يضاجع نفسه

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أنت رمشتي الأن هذا لا يساعد ليس في هذه اللحظة

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ربما لأني فاشلة في السرير صدقيني أنت ليست سيئة في السرير

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أشكرك لا داعي

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ربما هو متزوج أو شيء كذلك لا لقد شيكت عليه و أنا في عملي

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أعزب و ليس لديه سجل إجرامي و سجل بطاقات الصراف الألي جيد

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بحث عن تاريخه هل بحثت في ماضيي أنا كيف أمكنك أن تذهب إلى الجيش

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بعد التخرج من الكلية أعجبني زيهم الرسمي

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علي أن أتوقف عن التفكير بأني لست السبب لا بد أنني السبب

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لست أنت السبب لا شيء خاطئ بك إنه رجل

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أعطيته إختبار الخمسة أيام و إنتظر الخمسة أيام لينال منك و ثم هرب

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إنسي هذا الأحمق إنه حقير إنه أحمق حقير

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إذهبي و إستمتعي مع أمك حسنا

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أه كدت أنسى لقد أحضرت لك شيئا

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Dormir debout

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Tu serais fier J'ai pas cligné en l'envoyant chier

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Là oui

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Ça compte pas Je suis pas dans l'instant

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Je dois être nulle au pieu

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Crois moi t'es pas nulle

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Merci

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Faut toujours te rassurer

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Il est peut être marié

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Non j'ai fait mon enquête

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Célibataire casier vierge excellente solvabilité

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T'avais enquêté sur moi

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T'as épuisé ton crédit chez Old Navy

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J'adorais les pantalons cargos

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Je peux plus me voiler la face Ça doit être moi

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C'est pas toi T'as rien d'anormal

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C'est un mec Il patiente 5 rencards et se barre

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Oublie ce naze

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C'est un con

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Un con naze

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Va avec ta mère

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J'allais oublier J'ai un cadeau pour toi

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Wer schläft im Stehen

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Du wärst stolz gewesen

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Ich musste bei ficken nicht blinzeln

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Jetzt dafür schon

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Das gilt nicht Ich war nicht bei der Sache

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Bin ich schlecht im Bett

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Bist du nicht glaub mir

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Danke

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So lob geil

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Vielleicht ist er verheiratet

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Nein ich habe ihn überprüft

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Single keine Vorstrafen Kreditwürdigkeit 95

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Hast du mich auch überprüft

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Wie kann man eine Kundenkarte überziehen

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Nach der Uni stand ich auf Cargohosen

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Ich kann's nicht mehr auf andere schieben Es liegt an mir

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Es liegt nicht an dir

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Du bist total normal

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Die 5 Dates haben ihn gereizt er hat dich geknackt und sich verpisst

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Vergiss das Weichei

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Er ist ein Wichser

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Er ist ein Wichs Ei

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Amüsier dich mit deiner Mutter

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Hätte ich fast vergessen Ich habe was für dich

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DYLAN Who sleeps standing up

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You know you'd be really proud of me

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I didn't even blink when I told him to go fuck himself

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You did just then though This does not count I'm not in the moment

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I don't know maybe I suck in bed

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Trust me you don't suck in bed

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Thank you So needy

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Hey maybe the guy's married or something

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No did a background check at work

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Single no criminal history credit report 720

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Background check Did you do one on me

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How could you possibly max out an Old Navy card

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After college I was really into cargo pants

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Dylan I gotta stop thinking it's not me

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I mean it's gotta be me It's not you

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Nothing is wrong with you

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He's a guy You gave him a five date challenge

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he got you and cutout Forget the douche

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He's a dick He's a dick douche

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Go have fun with your mom

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Okay Oh Almost forgot I got you something

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Siapa yg tidur berdiri

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Kau tahu Kau harus bangga padaku

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Aku tidak berkedip bahkan ketika Aku mengatakan kepadanya pergi saja kau bedebah

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Sekarang kau melakukannya Tidak masalah bukan waktu yg tepat

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Mungkin aku buruk di tempat tidur Percayalah Kau tidak buruk di tempat tidur

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Terima kasih Sangat dibutuhkan

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Hei Mungkin dia menikah atau ada sesuatu

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Tidak Aku telah memeriksa di tempat kerjanya

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Tunggal tanpa sejarah Laporan Pidana kredit 720

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Pemeriksaan yg buruk Apa kau melakukannya padaku

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Bagaimana kau berada di Angkatan Laut

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Setelah kuliah Aku hidup dalam muatan celana

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Aku tak bisa berhenti berpikir bahwa itu bukan aku

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Tapi itu akan menjadi diriku Bukan kau

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Ada yg salah denganmu Dia adalah seorang pria

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Kau memberi kencan 5 kali kau mengambilnya dan pergi

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Lupakan sajalah Ini adalah hal yg bodoh

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Ini tolol Pergilah bersenang senang dengan ibumu

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Okeh deh Oh aku hampir lupa

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Aku punya sesuatu

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Sabes Estarías orgulloso de mí

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Ni siquiera parpadeé cuando le dije que se fuera a singar

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Ahora mismo lo hiciste Eso no cuenta No es el momento

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Tal vez soy pésima en la cama Créeme no eres pésima en la cama

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Gracias Tan necesitada

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Oye tal vez el tipo está casado o algo así

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No Lo revisé en el trabajo

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Soltero sin antecedentes penales informe de crédito 720

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Lo revisaste Me lo hiciste a mí

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Cómo es posible que estuvieras en la Marina

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Después de la universidad me gustaban los pantalones

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Tengo que dejar de pensar que no soy yo

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Tengo que ser yo No eres tú

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No pasa nada contigo Él es un hombre

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Le diste el reto de los 5 días te cogió y se fue

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Olvida al imbécil Es un cretino

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Es un cretino imbécil Ve a divertirte con tu mamá

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Genial Casi se me olvida

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Te tengo algo

Available in 7 languages

Duration

51 seconds

Views

54

Timestamp in Movie

00:56:16

Uploaded

Feb 16, 2026

Genres

comedy, romance

Production

Castle Rock Entertainment,Olive Bridge Entertainment

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Movie Summary

A young man and woman decide to take their friendship to the next level without becoming a couple, but soon discover that adding sex only leads to complications.