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Hey, bro

Friends with Benefits

Hey, bro. You hungry?'Cause I'm going to get something to eat. Thanks, man. I think I'm...

Friends with Benefits • 2011

Hey, bro. You hungry?'Cause I'm going to get something to eat. Thanks, man. I think I'm justgonna work through lunch. A work ethic. I love it.That is why this country is still number one. Well, behind Germany and France and Belgium andJapan and China and... Thank God for Bangladesh. By the way, why did you takeyour door off its lovely hinges? It was dumb, man.Something I saw in a management book. Oh, right, right.Like, that's how Warren Buffett got rich. He took doors off of things. Hey, everybody wantsa shortcut in life. My guidebook is very simple.You wanna lose weight? Stop eating, fatty. You wanna make money? Work your ass off, lazy. You wanna be happy? Find someone you likeand never let him go. Or her, if you're intothat kind of creepy shit

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Hey bro You hungry 'Cause I'm going to get something to eat

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Thanks man I think I'm just gonna work through lunch

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A work ethic I love it That is why this country is still number one

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Well behind Germany and France

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and Belgium and Japan and China and

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Thank God for Bangladesh

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LAUGHS

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By the way why did you take your door off its lovely hinges

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It was dumb man Something I saw in a management book

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Oh right right Like that's how Warren Buffett got rich

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He took doors off of things

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Hey everybody wants a shortcut in life

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My guidebook is very simple You wanna lose weight

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Stop eating fatty

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You wanna make money

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Work your ass off lazy

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You wanna be happy

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Find someone you like and never let him go

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Or her if you're into that kind of creepy shit

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SIGHS

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مرحبا هل أنت جائع لأني سوف أذهب لتناول بعض الطعام

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أشكرك يا رجل أعتقد أني سوف أستمر في العمل خلال فترة الغداء

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مدمن على العمل هذا يعجبني

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هذا هو السبب خلف بقاء هذه الدولة في المركز الأول

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و لكن خلف ألمانيا و فرنسا و بلجيكا و اليابان و الصين

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و الحمد لله على وجود بنغلادش

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بالمناسبة لماذا أزلت بابك من عن هذه الفصلات الجميلة

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لقد كان مفكوكا وهذا أمر قرأت عنه في كتيب الإدارة

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حسنا هذا صحيح هكذا يصبح الشخص غنيا أن تخلع الأبواب من مكانها

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الكل يرغب بطريق مختصر لأهداف حياته

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دليلي لهذه الطريق المختصرة بسيط جدا

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إذا أردت أن تفقد الوزن توقف عن أكل الدهون

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إذا أردت أن تجمع المال قم بتحريك مؤخرتك أيها الكسول

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إذا كنت تريد أن تكون سعيدا جد شخص تحبه ولا تتخلى عنه

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أو هي إذا كنت من ذلك النوع المخيف

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T'as faim Je vais grailler

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Non merci Je prends pas de pause

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Le boulot avant tout J'adore

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C'est comme ça que notre pays reste n 1

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Derrière l'Allemagne la France

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la Belgique le Japon la Chine

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Dieu merci il y a le Bangladesh

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Pourquoi t'as démonté ta porte

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J'ai lu ça dans un bouquin de management

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Bien sûr C'est comme ça qu'on fait fortune

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En démontant les portes

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On veut tous réussir vite

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J'ai des règles simples

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Tu veux maigrir

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Arrête de bâfrer gros lard

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Tu veux être riche

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Bouge toi le cul flemmard

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Tu veux être heureux Trouve ton homme et garde le

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Ou ta femme si tu fais dans le glauque

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Hast du Hunger Ich hol mir nämlich was

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Danke Ich arbeite heute Mittag durch

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Arbeitsmoral Find ich toll

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Deshalb ist unser Land immer noch die Nummer Eins

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Nach Deutschland und Frankreich

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und Belgien Japan und China und

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Gott sei Dank gibt's Bangladesch

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Warum hast du die Tür aus ihren hübschen Angeln gehoben

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Das war dumm Hab ich aus einem Managerbuch

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Verstehe

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Als ob Warren Buffett damit reich wurde

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Er hat Türen ausgehängt

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Jeder will eine Abkürzung im Leben

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Mein Rat ist ganz einfach

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Willst du abnehmen

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Friss nicht so

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Willst du Reichtum

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Reiß dir den Arsch auf

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Suchst du das Glück Such dir einen Partner und halt ihn fest

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Oder eine Partnerin wenn du

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auf so was stehst

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Hey bro You hungry 'Cause I'm going to get something to eat

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Thanks man I think I'm just gonna work through lunch

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A work ethic I love it That is why this country is still number one

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Well behind Germany and France

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and Belgium and Japan and China and

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Thank God for Bangladesh

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LAUGHS

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By the way why did you take your door off its lovely hinges

00:00:23.522 --> 00:00:25.945

It was dumb man Something I saw in a management book

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Oh right right Like that's how Warren Buffett got rich

00:00:29.945 --> 00:00:31.697

He took doors off of things

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Hey everybody wants a shortcut in life

00:00:33.866 --> 00:00:36.071

My guidebook is very simple You wanna lose weight

00:00:36.869 --> 00:00:38.997

Stop eating fatty

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You wanna make money

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Work your ass off lazy

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You wanna be happy

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Find someone you like and never let him go

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Or her if you're into that kind of creepy shit

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SIGHS

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Halo bro Apakah kau lapar

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Karena aku akan mendapatkan sesuatu untuk dimakan

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Terima kasih aku pikir aku akan melewati waktu makan siang

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Etos kerja I love it

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Oleh karena itu negara ini terus menjadi nomor satu

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Dibalik Jerman Perancis dan Jepang dan Cina

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dan terima kasih Tuhan untuk Bangladesh

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Ngomong ngomong kau menghilangkan pintu yang indah

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Itu sungguh gila kawan Sesuatu yang aku lihat buku manajemen

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Oh Tentu tentu Berikut adalah cara Buffy Warren menjadi kaya

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Dia mengambil pintu untuk hal hal

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Hei semua orang ingin jalan pintas dalam kehidupan Pemanduku sangat sederhana

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Jika kau ingin menurunkan berat badan berhenti makan lemak

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Ingin menghasilkan uang Bunuh diri bekerja malas

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Ingin bahagia Cari seseorang yang kau sukai dan jangan biarkan pergi

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Atau tidak membiarkannya pergi jika kau tidak suka bahagia

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Hola hermano Tienes hambre

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Porque voy a buscar algo de comer

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Gracias creo que voy a saltarme el almuerzo y seguir trabajando

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Ética de trabajo Me encanta

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Por eso este país sigue siendo el número 1

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Detrás Alemania y Francia y Japón y China

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Y gracias a Dios por Bangladesh

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Por cierto por qué quitaste la puerta de sus hermosas bisagras

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Fue tonto viejo Algo que vi en un libro de administración

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Claro claro Así es como Warren Buffy se hizo rico

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Le quitó las puertas a las cosas

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Oye todos quieren un atajo en la vida Mi guía es muy simple

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Si quieres perder peso deja de comer gordito

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Quieres ganar dinero Mátate trabajando vago

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Quieres ser feliz Encuentra alguien que te guste y no lo dejes ir

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O no la dejes ir si te gusta esa mierda escalofriante

Available in 7 languages

Duration

51 seconds

Views

50

Timestamp in Movie

01:21:26

Uploaded

Feb 16, 2026

Genres

comedy, romance

Production

Castle Rock Entertainment,Olive Bridge Entertainment

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Movie Summary

A young man and woman decide to take their friendship to the next level without becoming a couple, but soon discover that adding sex only leads to complications.