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I am an asshole

Friends with Benefits

I am an asshole. We're looking for someone to leadthe redesign of our entire website....

Friends with Benefits • 2011

I am an asshole. We're looking for someone to leadthe redesign of our entire website. Someone to turn itcompletely upside down. But you can't tell mewhat company you work for? For confidentiality reasons, uh, no. Can you give me a hint? We may or may not bethe largest seller of purchasedgoods on the Internet. And by "purchased goods,"I mean books. You just placed the new artdirector over at GQ, right? Uh, yeah. That's the type of guy we want. Shoot, that's the guy we want. Can you get himto come out to us? No longer havea relationship with him. Can you get to him? He's still in the firstyear of his contract, so that would be inappropriate. So is paying full pricefor a book at Barnes & Noble, but people do dumb shit. Hi, you've reachedJamie Rellis. I can't pick upthe phone right now, but please leave a messageand I'll call you back. Wow, right to voice mail.Didn't even ring

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I am an asshole

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We're looking for someone to lead the redesign of our entire website

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Someone to turn it completely upside down

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But you can't tell me what company you work for

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For confidentiality reasons

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uh no

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Can you give me a hint

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We may or may not be the largest seller

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of purchased goods on the Internet

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And by purchased goods I mean books

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You just placed the new art director over at GQ right

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Uh yeah

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That's the type of guy we want

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Shoot that's the guy we want

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Can you get him to come out to us

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No longer have a relationship with him

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Can you get to him

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He's still in the first year of his contract

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so that would be inappropriate

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So is paying full price for a book at Barnes Noble

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but people do dumb shit

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PHONE DIALLING

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Hi you've reached Jamie Rellis

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I can't pick up the phone right now

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but please leave a message and I'll call you back

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Wow right to voice mail Didn't even ring

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أنا حقيرة

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نحن نبحث عن شخص ليقود عملية إعادة التصميم لكل صفحات موقعنا الإلكتروني

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شخص ليغير تصميمه بشكل كامل ولكن أنت لا تستطيع إخباري إسم الشركة التي تعمل لها

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لأسباب الخصوصية لا أستطيع لا هل بإمكانك إعطائي تلميحا

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ربما نكون أو لا نكون أكبر شركة مبيع للبضائع على الإنترنت

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أنا أقصد الكتب

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أنت من قام بتعين المصمم الرئيسي لشركة جي كيو صحيح

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نعم تلك النوعية من الأشخاص التي نريدها

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في الحقيقة نحن نريد ذلك الشخص هل تستطيعين إحضاره لنا

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لا يوجد أي إتصال لي معه الأن هل بإمكانك الإتصال معه

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هو لايزال في سنته الأولى من العقد لذا

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هذا سيكون غير ملائم

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الكثير من الأمور الغير ملائمة يتم عملها من أجل أهداف نبيلة و لكن الناس يقومون بأعمال غبية أيضا

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مرحبا لقد وصلت إلى البريد الصوتي لجيمي

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إترك رسالتك و أنا سوف أتصل بك لاحقا

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مباشرة إلى البريد الصوتي إنه حتى لم يرن لمرة واحدة

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Je suis trop conne

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Nous cherchons un webmaster pour notre nouveau site

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Pour le refondre totalement

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Sans me parler de votre société

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Pour des raisons de confidentialité non

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Un indice

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Nous sommes peut être le plus grand distributeur du net

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Et je parle de livres

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Le directeur artistique de GQ c'est vous

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On veut ce style

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On le veut lui Vous nous l'amenez

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Je ne suis plus en relation avec lui

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Retrouvez le

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C'est sa première année ce ne serait pas convenable

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Comme de payer un livre plein pot chez Barnes Noble Y a des cons

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Ici Jamie Rellis

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Je ne suis pas disponible Laissez un message je vous rappelle

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Messagerie direct Ça n'a même pas sonné

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Ich

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bin ein Arschloch

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Wir suchen jemanden für die Neugestaltung unserer Website

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Der sie komplett umkrempelt

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Den Namen der Firma sagen Sie aber nicht

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Aus Gründen der Vertraulichkeit nein

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Eine Andeutung

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Wir sind vielleicht der Marktführer

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für den Verkauf von Waren im Internet

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Und mit Waren

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meine ich Bücher

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Sie haben doch den neuen

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Art Director zu GQ

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vermittelt Ja

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So einen suchen wir Quatsch

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wir wollen genau ihn Schaffen Sie das

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Ich unterhalte keine Beziehung mehr zu ihm

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Gar kein Kontakt

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Er ist dort noch kein ganzes Jahr

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Das wäre also nicht angemessen

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Der volle Ladenpreis für Bücher auch aber das soll's geben

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Hier ist Jamie Rellis

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Ich kann gerade nicht ans Telefon

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rufe Sie aber gern zurück

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Wow gleich die Mailbox

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Hat nicht mal geklingelt

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I am an asshole

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We're looking for someone to lead the redesign of our entire website

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Someone to turn it completely upside down

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But you can't tell me what company you work for

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For confidentiality reasons

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uh no

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Can you give me a hint

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We may or may not be the largest seller

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of purchased goods on the Internet

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And by purchased goods I mean books

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You just placed the new art director over at GQ right

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Uh yeah

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That's the type of guy we want

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Shoot that's the guy we want

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Can you get him to come out to us

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No longer have a relationship with him

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Can you get to him

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He's still in the first year of his contract

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so that would be inappropriate

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So is paying full price for a book at Barnes Noble

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but people do dumb shit

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PHONE DIALLING

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Hi you've reached Jamie Rellis

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I can't pick up the phone right now

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but please leave a message and I'll call you back

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Wow right to voice mail Didn't even ring

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Aku bodoh

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Aku mencari seseorang untuk merancang lagi seluruh situs kami

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Seseorang yg memiliki kemampuan di luar sana

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Tapi dapat katakan pada perusahaan mana kau bekerja

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Untuk alasan keamanan tidak Dapatkah kau memberiku petunjuk

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Kita bisa menjadi penjual terbesar produk untuk dijual secara online

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dan yang aku maksud adalah buku

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Kau menempatkan direktur baru CT artistik kan

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Ya

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Kami ingin seseorang seperti itu Dan Kami ingin kau menempatkan pada kami

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Aku tidak memiliki hubungan dengannya Dapatkah kau berbicara dengannya

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Dia masih dalam kontrak tahun pertama jadi itu sangat tidak pantas

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Seperti banyak hal lainnya

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tetapi orang orang melakukan sesuatu yang bodoh

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Halo kau berbicara dengan Jamie Wallace Aku tidak bisa menjawab saat ini

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tapi tolong tinggalkan pesan dan kami akan menelepon

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Langsung ke pesanmu suara Bahkan menelepon

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Soy una imbécil

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Busco a alguien que diseñe nuevamente todo nuestro sitio web

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Alguien que la vire al revés

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Pero no puedes decirme para qué compañía trabajas

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Por razones de confidencialidad no Puedes darme una pista

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Podremos ser los mayores vendedores de productos de venta en Internet

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y con eso me refiero a libros

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Pusiste un nuevo director artístico en TQ cierto

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Sí

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Queremos a alguien así Lo queremos a él Puedes ponerlo en contacto con nosotros

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Ya no tengo una relación con él Puedes hablarle

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Aún está en su primer año del contrato así que eso sería inapropiado

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Igual que muchas otras cosas

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pero la gente hace mierdas tontas

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Hola se ha comunicado con Jamie Wallace No puedo contestar en estos momentos

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pero por favor deje el mensaje y le llamaré

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Vaya directo al mensaje de voz Ni siquiera sonó

Available in 7 languages

Duration

55 seconds

Views

43

Timestamp in Movie

01:23:21

Uploaded

Feb 16, 2026

Genres

comedy, romance

Production

Castle Rock Entertainment,Olive Bridge Entertainment

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Movie Summary

A young man and woman decide to take their friendship to the next level without becoming a couple, but soon discover that adding sex only leads to complications.