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My hammies are killing me

Friends with Benefits

My hammies are killing me.Have a banana, they're in the fridge. Why would you keepbananas...

Friends with Benefits • 2011

My hammies are killing me.Have a banana, they're in the fridge. Why would you keepbananas in the fridge? It dries them out. It doesn't.They have a peel. It's not armor.Air still gets in. Do you want a banana or not? Not if they're dry.I'm not an animal. At least I havefood in the house. All you have at homeis drinkable yogurt. I like to drink my yogurt.It's a timesaver. Well, then you think you could usethat time to shave your stubble. Your whiskers are like knives. Now, see, if you were my girlfriend, Icouldn't tell you to shut up right now. And because you're justmy buddy, I can tell you that if you don't start shaving up here,I'm gonna stop shaving down there

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GROANING

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My hammies are killing me Have a banana they're in the fridge

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Why would you keep bananas in the fridge

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It dries them out It doesn't They have a peel

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It's not armor Air still gets in

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Do you want a banana or not

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Not if they're dry I'm not an animal

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At least I have food in the house

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All you have at home is drinkable yogurt

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I like to drink my yogurt It's a timesaver

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Well then you think you could use that time to shave your stubble

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Your whiskers are like knives

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Now see if you were my girlfriend I couldn't tell you to shut up right now

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And because you're just my buddy I can tell you

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that if you don't start shaving up here I'm gonna stop shaving down there

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لدي ألم شديد في ساقي تناول بعضا من الموز إنه في البراد

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لماذا تضعين الموز في البراد هذا يجعله ناشفا

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لانه لا يفعل ذلك فهم عليهم غطاء لا يوجد هواء يدخل عليهم هناك

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هل تريد الموز أم لا

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ليس إذا كانت جافة فأنا لست بحيوان

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على الأقل أنا لدي طعام في المنزل كل ما لديك أنت هو الحليب

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أنا أحب شرب الحليب إنه يوفر علي الوقت

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إذا لما لا تستخدم هذا الوقت لحلاقة ذقنك فوخزات الشعر تشبه السكاكين

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أترين لو أنك حبيبتي لقلت لك أن تخرسي الأن

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ولأنك صديقي فإني أخبرك أن لو لم تحلق هذه المنطقة

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فإني سوف أتوقف عن حلاقة المنطقة في الأسفل

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J'ai mal aux cuisses

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Banane Frigo

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Le frigo ça les dessèche

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Non il y a la peau

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C'est pas une armure l'air entre

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T'en veux Pas sèche Je suis pas une bête

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Au moins j'ai à bouffer Toi t'as que du yaourt à boire

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J'aime ça ça fait gagner du temps

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Profites en pour te raser Tes moustaches sont de vrais couteaux

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Si t'étais ma nana je pourrais pas te dire de la fermer

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Et comme t'es mon pote

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je te dis que si tu te rases pas là haut

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je me rase plus en bas

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Meine Arschmuskeln tun weh

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Iss die Banane im Kühlschrank

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Bananen im Kühlschrank

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Da trocknen sie aus Nein sie haben eine Schale

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Da kommt trotzdem Luft rein

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Willst du jetzt eine

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Keine trockene

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Zumindest habe ich was im Haus

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Bei dir gibt's nur Trinkjoghurt

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Ich trink Joghurt eben Reine Zeitersparnis

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Dann hättest du ja Zeit dich zu rasieren

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Deine Stoppeln sind wie Messer

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Da wir kein Paar sind darf ich dir sagen

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du sollst die Klappe halten

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Und weil wir nur Kumpels sind

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kann ich dir sagen wenn du dich nicht oben rasierst

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rasiere ich mich nicht mehr unten

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GROANING

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My hammies are killing me Have a banana they're in the fridge

00:00:05.755 --> 00:00:07.997

Why would you keep bananas in the fridge

00:00:07.298 --> 00:00:09.471

It dries them out It doesn't They have a peel

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It's not armor Air still gets in

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Do you want a banana or not

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Not if they're dry I'm not an animal

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At least I have food in the house

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All you have at home is drinkable yogurt

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I like to drink my yogurt It's a timesaver

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Well then you think you could use that time to shave your stubble

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Your whiskers are like knives

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Now see if you were my girlfriend I couldn't tell you to shut up right now

00:00:30.154 --> 00:00:32.498

And because you're just my buddy I can tell you

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that if you don't start shaving up here I'm gonna stop shaving down there

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Nyeri kaki ini menyiksaku Gunakan pisang mereka ada dipendingin

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Mengapa ada pisang dipendingin Sangat aneh Tidak sungguh telah mengupasnya

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Ini tidak normal udara akan masuk Apakah kau mau pisang atau tidak

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Jika tidak kering aku bukan binatang

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Setidaknya aku punya makanan di rumah

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Oh kau selalu meminum yogurt

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Aku suka minum yoghurtku Menghemat waktu

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Apakah kau pikir kau bisa menggunakannya saat bercukur

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Tentusaja tidak dan aku suka keindahan

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Lihat jika kau adalah pacarku Aku akan memberitahumu

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dan karena kau menindih tubuhku Aku bisa mengatakan bahwa jika kau tidak mencukur jenggotmu

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Aku akan berhenti mencukur dibawah sana

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Tengo tremendo dolor en las canillas Comete un plátano están en el frío

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Por qué las guardas ahí Se secan No es cierto tienen cáscara

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No es una armadura el aire entra Quieres el plátano o no

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No si están secos no soy un animal

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Al menos yo tengo comida en la casa

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Lo único que tienes en tu casa es yogurt que se bebe

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Me gusta beber mi yogurt Ahorro tiempo

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Crees que podrías usar ese tiempo para rasurarte

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Tus cañones son como cuchillas

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Ves si fueras mi novia podría mandarte a callar

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Y como escogiste mi cuerpo puedo decirte que si no empiezas a afeitarte aquí arriba

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dejaré de afeitarme ahí abajo

Available in 7 languages

Duration

39 seconds

Views

87

Timestamp in Movie

00:38:39

Uploaded

Feb 16, 2026

Genres

comedy, romance

Production

Castle Rock Entertainment,Olive Bridge Entertainment

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Movie Summary

A young man and woman decide to take their friendship to the next level without becoming a couple, but soon discover that adding sex only leads to complications.