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You think that we don't love each other? You know, I have loved this girl for nineteen years, Ben. That is fully half my life. I know everything there is to know about her. I know the mood she's in when she wakes up in the morning - always happy, ready for the day. Can you imagine? I know that she is honest; she won't even take the little shampoo bottles from the hotel room, or sneak into the movie theater for a double feature. She always buys a second ticket. Always. I know that we have the same values, we have the same taste, we have the same sense of humor. I know that we both think that organized religion is completely full of shit. I know that if she is ever paralyzed from the neck down, she would like me to unplug her - and I will. I know her position on just about everything, and I am on board. I am on board with everything about her, so you tell me, Ben. What better woman could I have picked to be the mother of my child?
You think that we don't love each other? You know, I have loved this girl for nineteen years, Ben. That is fully half my life. I know everything there is to know about her. I know the mood she's in when she wakes up in the morning - always happy, ready for the day. Can you imagine? I know that she is honest; she won't even take the little shampoo bottles from the hotel room, or sneak into the movie theater for a double feature. She always buys a second ticket. Always. I know that we have the same values, we have the same taste, we have the same sense of humor. I know that we both think that organized religion is completely full of shit. I know that if she is ever paralyzed from the neck down, she would like me to unplug her - and I will. I know her position on just about everything, and I am on board. I am on board with everything about her, so you tell me, Ben. What better woman could I have picked to be the mother of my child?
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You think that we don't love each other
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You know I've loved this girl for 19 years Ben
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That is fully half of my life
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I know everything there is to know about her
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I know the mood she's in when she wakes up in the morning
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Always happy ready for the day can you imagine
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I know that she's honest
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she won't even take the little shampoo bottles from the hotel room
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or sneak into the movie theater for a double feature
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She always buys a second ticket always
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I know that we have the same values
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we have the same taste we have the same sense of humor
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I know that we both think that organized religion is completely full of shit
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I know that if she is ever paralyzed from the neck down
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she would like me to unplug her and I will
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I know her position on just about everything and I am on board
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I am on board with everything about her
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So you tell me Ben
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What better woman could I have picked to be the mother of my child
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Movie Summary
Two best friends decide to have a child together while keeping their relationship platonic, so they can avoid the toll kids can take on romantic relationships.

