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Hello? - You just get in?

"Doctor, if I give up wine, womenand song... Will I live longer?" And the doctor says,...

Fringe • S01E16 • 2008

Hello?- You just get in? Hi. I thought it might be you. I just got in from the market.I ran into Jody. What is it? Oh, she just told mea really funny joke. -Tell me. The patient goes to his doctorand he says: "Doctor, if I give up wine, womenand song... Will I live longer?" And the doctor says, "well, no... But it'll feel longer."

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Hello You just get in

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Hi I thought it might be you

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I just got in from the market I ran into Jody

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What is it

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Oh she just told me a really funny joke

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Tell me

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The patient goes to his doctor and he says

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Doctor if I give up wine women and song

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Will I live longer

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And the doctor says well no

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But it'll feel longer

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مرحبا

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أدخلت لتو ك

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مرحبا

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فكرت أن ك قد تكون المت صل عدت لتوي من المركز التجاري وقابلت جودي

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ما الأمر

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حك ت لي دعابة مضحكة أخبريني بها

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قصد المريض طبيبه وقال

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أيها الطبيب إن تخل يت عن الشراب والنساء والغناء على سأعيش حياة أطول

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وأجاب الطبيب كلا لكن ك ستشعر أن ه أطول

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Docteur si j'arrête le vin les femmes et la musique

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je vivrai plus longtemps

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Et le docteur dit

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Eh bien non

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Mais ça semblera plus long

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Tu ne trouves pas ça drôle

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Si Non

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Tu seras rentré pour dîner

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Je ne sais pas

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D'accord Je te verrai quand tu rentreras

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Et je t'aime bébé

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Et encore plus pour rire à cette blague

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Et je t'aime aussi

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Dokter jika aku menyerah pada anggur wanita dan lagu

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apa aku masih akan hidup lama

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Dan dokter bilang

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yah tidak

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Tapi itu akan terasa lama

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kamu tidak berpikir itu lucu

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Itu lucu

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Tidak bagimu tidak lucu

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Apa kamu akan di rumah untuk makan malam

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Aku tidak tahu

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Oke baiklah

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Baiklah kita akan bertemu begitu kamu pulang

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Dan aku mencintaimu sayang

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Bahkan lebih dari tawa pada lelucon itu

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Dan Aku juga mencintaimu

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Da daa

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先生もしワインと女性と歌をあきらめれば

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長生きできますか

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医者が答えて

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それじゃダメだな

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しかし長く感じるようになるだろうね

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面白いと思わないでしょ

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思うよ

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いいえ思ってないわ

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夕食までに家に帰る

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わからないよ

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OK わかったわ

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家に帰ったら会いましょう

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愛してるわあなた

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ジョークでもっと笑わせてあげる

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俺も愛してる

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バイバイ

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Доктор если я брошу вино женщин и пение

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Я проживу дольше

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Доктор отвечает

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Вообще то нет

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Но почувствуешь себя лучше

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Не правда ли забавно

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Да

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Нет тебе так не кажется

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Будешь дома к ужину

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Я не знаю

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Ладно хорошо

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В общем увидимся когда будешь дома

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И я люблю тебя малыш

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Даже больше чем смеяться над этой шуткой

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И я тоже тебя люблю

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Пока пока

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Diga Acabas de llegar a casa

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Hola Supuse que serías tú

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Vengo del supermercado Me encontré con Jody

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Qué pasa

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Es que me contó un chiste muy gracioso Cuéntamelo

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Cuéntamelo Bien

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un paciente va al médico y le dice

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Doctor si dejo el vino las mujeres y la música

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viviré más tiempo

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Y el doctor lo dice Bueno no

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pero se le hará más largo

Available in 7 languages

Duration

37 seconds

Views

11

Timestamp in Movie

00:40:00

Uploaded

Mar 17, 2026

Season

1

Episode

16

Genres

drama, mystery, sci-fi

Production

Apjac International,20th Century Fox

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Movie Summary

An F.B.I. agent is forced to work with an institutionalized scientist and his son in order to rationalize a brewing storm of unexplained phenomena.