My singular critique of the Good Book is that its covers are too far apart. Excuse me? I...
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Ambrose Bierce:
My singular critique of the Good Book is that its covers are too far apart.
Mary Newlie:
Excuse me?
Ambrose Bierce:
I am of the opinion that the, uh, Bible is perhaps, the greatest assemblage of lies and untruths ever gathered together, with the possible exception of the Congressional record.
Mary Newlie:
Are you an atheist, sir?
Ambrose Bierce:
Yes, ma'am. Thanks to your God, I am an athiest.
Mary Newlie:
Then there is no hope for your soul on the final day. When Gabriel blows his horn, your ears will be deaf to the resounding tone of its glory, Mr. Bierce.
Ambrose Bierce:
Oh no. On the contrary, when Gabriel blows his horn, I shall be playing the tuba.
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Nice thing of the good book is that it covers too far apart
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Excuse me
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I'm on the opinion that the Bible is perhaps the greatest assemblage of lies and
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untruth ever gathered together A possible exception is the Congressional Record
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Are you an atheist sir Yes ma'am Thanks to your god I'm an atheist
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There's no hope for your soul on the final day when Gabriel blows his horn
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your ears will be deaf to the resounding tone of its glory Mr Bierce
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Oh no On the contrary when Gabriel blows his horn I'd be playing the tuba
Clip duration: 39 seconds
Views: 82
Timestamp in movie: 00h 14m 28s
Uploaded: 27 November, 2022
Genres: horror, thriller, western
Summary: Set 100 years ago in Mexico, this horror/western is the story of the birth of the vampire princess Santanico Pandemonium.
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00:39 Nice thing of the good book is that it covers too far apart