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Fuck You Immortality

A couple of hippies are searching for Joe, an old friend who apparently never aged a day since they were young. Through technicolor ninjas, bizarre metalheads, shamans and ancient rituals, the two embark on a journey with no turni...

Director

Federico Scargiali

Year

Genre

comedy, fantasy

Box Office

N/A

Production

Creepmaker Studios,Mafarka Film,Palerock Entertainment

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Homepage

https://www.creepmaker.com/cantkillthis/

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Joe met her on the set of my
seminal masterpiece,
Ultra Ninja Revolution. - Fuck You Immortality

Joe met her on the set of my seminal masterpiece, Ultra Nin...

¶ Maybe ¶ - Fuck You Immortality

[Tony] It was the summer
of 1976, right? - Fuck You Immortality

[Tony] It was the summer of 1976, right?

Let's just say they're
going from shrooms
to other psychotropics. - Fuck You Immortality

Let's just say they're going from shrooms to ot...

And that night we joined
our bodies with that of Joe. - Fuck You Immortality

And that night we joined our bodies with that of Joe.

It was a mystical experience. - Fuck You Immortality

It was a mystical experience.

[Tony] You see more smiley then. - Fuck You Immortality

[Tony] You see more smiley then.

Oh, remember that magic
trick he did where he
swallowed a razorblade? - Fuck You Immortality

Oh, remember that magic trick he did where he swallowed a ra...

It was bloody and gory as hell. - Fuck You Immortality

It was bloody and gory as hell.

That's how we could afford LSD. - Fuck You Immortality

That's how we could afford LSD.

[Kacy] A few months later he
left the commune we were in
and never came back. - Fuck You Immortality

[Kacy] A few months later he left the commune we were in a...

-Where the hell have I put that?
-Darling, darling, darling. - Fuck You Immortality

-Where the hell have I put that? -Darling, darling, darling.

He hadn't aged a day. - Fuck You Immortality

He hadn't aged a day.

[Kacy] So we packed
and traveled to Jaeger, - Fuck You Immortality

[Kacy] So we packed and traveled to Jaeger,

Well, I-- I-- I am quite
positive we're lost. - Fuck You Immortality

Well, I-- I-- I am quite positive we're lost.

-Did you take a right turn here?
-I did turn right. - Fuck You Immortality

-Did you take a right turn here? -I did turn right.

You always have trouble telling
your right from your left. - Fuck You Immortality

You always have trouble telling your right from your left.

You'll never learn to tell
the difference, darling. - Fuck You Immortality

You'll never learn to tell the difference, darling.

Hey! Hey! We're trying to
get to a town called Jaeger. - Fuck You Immortality

Hey! Hey! We're trying to get to a town called Jaeger.

-Could you give us directions?
-Get lost, you fucking hippies. - Fuck You Immortality

-Could you give us directions? -Get lost, you fucking hippie...

We don't need your
flower power bullshit here
because we've got guns. - Fuck You Immortality

We don't need your flower power bullshit here because w...

-What's wrong with him?
-Come on, let's get on
the van and turn back. - Fuck You Immortality

-What's wrong with him? -Come on, let's get on the...

I still get the chills
thinking of that day. - Fuck You Immortality

I still get the chills thinking of that day.

-Why did he have to
be so mean to us?
-Shh. - Fuck You Immortality

-Why did he have to be so mean to us? -Shh.

He just had a
hotheaded attitude. - Fuck You Immortality

He just had a hotheaded attitude.

You, you, you, you, you're
from the TV company, am
I right or am I right? Yeah. - Fuck You Immortality

You, you, you, you, you're from the TV company, am I ri...

-Well, are you or aren't you?
-We're filming a documentary. - Fuck You Immortality

-Well, are you or aren't you? -We're filming a doc...

-On hunting, yeah?
-Well-- - Fuck You Immortality

-On hunting, yeah? -Well--

I caught it myself
with my bare hands, - Fuck You Immortality

I caught it myself with my bare hands,

Can't you tell it's
dead as a dodo? - Fuck You Immortality

Can't you tell it's dead as a dodo?

Could we possibly ask
you something privately? - Fuck You Immortality

Could we possibly ask you something privately?

I was wondering when
you'd get around to it. - Fuck You Immortality

I was wondering when you'd get around to it.

And you can ask me
and I'll answer you now. - Fuck You Immortality

And you can ask me and I'll answer you now.

You are in the presence - Fuck You Immortality

You are in the presence

How do you think
I got this? Skill, wilds,
knowledge of the animal. - Fuck You Immortality

How do you think I got this? Skill, wilds, knowledge of the ...

I have to think like the fish. - Fuck You Immortality

I have to think like the fish.

Before I go fishing, I smear
my face in fish scales, I rub my
groin with the insides of fish, - Fuck You Immortality

Before I go fishing, I smear my face in fish scales, I rub m...

You may find it
very interesting. - Fuck You Immortality

You may find it very interesting.

We got to eat it tonight, a
barbecue with a little Chianti
maybe, and you two are invited. - Fuck You Immortality

We got to eat it tonight, a barbecue with a little Chianti m...

It's only got one bedroom
but I'm sure we can come
to some arrangements. - Fuck You Immortality

It's only got one bedroom but I'm sure we can come...

[exhales] - Fuck You Immortality

A bear done that to me
before I kicked his ass. - Fuck You Immortality

A bear done that to me before I kicked his ass.

I was there, blood pouring
down me face, the bear on
top of me and I thought no, - Fuck You Immortality

I was there, blood pouring down me face, the bear on top of ...

So I remembered an
ancient hunter's legend
wherein it's written - Fuck You Immortality

So I remembered an ancient hunter's legend wherein it&#...

So I kicked it right up the
rusty bullet hole, I kicked
and I kicked and I kicked. - Fuck You Immortality

So I kicked it right up the rusty bullet hole, I kicked and ...

And its little brown starfish
went from that to that. - Fuck You Immortality

And its little brown starfish went from that to that.

It could have shattered
bowling ball and it wouldn't
have touched the sides. - Fuck You Immortality

It could have shattered bowling ball and it wouldn't ha...

Instead, its guts fell out
and it dropped down dead. - Fuck You Immortality

Instead, its guts fell out and it dropped down dead.

And in answer to your
next question, yes,
I did keep the boot. - Fuck You Immortality

And in answer to your next question, yes, I did keep the boo...

Since that day all
my close friends have
called me Bear Raper. - Fuck You Immortality

Since that day all my close friends have called me Bear Rape...

-[Tony] So that was
when you lost your arm?
-No. - Fuck You Immortality

-[Tony] So that was when you lost your arm? -No.

She chopped it off when she
found me sticking my-- - Fuck You Immortality

She chopped it off when she found me sticking my--

It was completely--
I can tell you that story,
too, if you like, yeah. - Fuck You Immortality

It was completely-- I can tell you that story, too, if you l...

To tell you the truth, we need
to ask you about someone. - Fuck You Immortality

To tell you the truth, we need to ask you about someone.

Oh, yeah, Joe. - Fuck You Immortality

-Yeah.
-Did he? - Fuck You Immortality

-Yeah. -Did he?

Yeah, 'cause my close friends
do like-- I think we're gonna be
real close friends, you know. - Fuck You Immortality

Yeah, 'cause my close friends do like-- I think we'...

-You're a big man,
aren't ya? Are you-
- Well, some say. - Fuck You Immortality

-You're a big man, aren't ya? Are you- - Well, som...

[chuckles] - Fuck You Immortality

But him, gored him to pieces,
ripped him to shreds, - Fuck You Immortality

But him, gored him to pieces, ripped him to shreds,

The boot - Fuck You Immortality

The hunters come here
before they go out
to get luck for the day. - Fuck You Immortality

The hunters come here before they go out to get luck for the...

You've seen the boots, you've
met the man and now you must
go home to your city friends - Fuck You Immortality

You've seen the boots, you've met the man and now ...

-Now what the heck
are you doing?
-Shh. Shh. - Fuck You Immortality

-Now what the heck are you doing? -Shh. Shh.

The boot did talk to me,
told me some interesting
stuff, but nothing about Joe. - Fuck You Immortality

The boot did talk to me, told me some interesting stuff, but...

But before leaving for Jaeger,
we put our website online
called DoYouKnowJoe. - Fuck You Immortality

But before leaving for Jaeger, we put our website online cal...

And when we got back,
we're amazed at all the
baffling responses we got. - Fuck You Immortality

And when we got back, we're amazed at all the baffling ...

[notification alert] - Fuck You Immortality

[notification alert]

"Dear Tony and Kacy,
Joe served our country
with my grandfather." - Fuck You Immortality

"Dear Tony and Kacy, Joe served our country with my gra...

He won Pac-Man World
Championship in 1984." - Fuck You Immortality

He won Pac-Man World Championship in 1984."

Tony was never into technology
until he discovered porn. - Fuck You Immortality

Tony was never into technology until he discovered porn.

I've always been
fond of technology
in spite of our lifestyle. - Fuck You Immortality

I've always been fond of technology in spite of our lif...

It's a way of keeping
in touch with the world, - Fuck You Immortality

It's a way of keeping in touch with the world,

Out of all the emails
we had received, - Fuck You Immortality

Out of all the emails we had received,

She wrote us, "There's a picture
hanging in the house of
my great-grandmother - Fuck You Immortality

She wrote us, "There's a picture hanging in the ho...

-How old was Joe?
-What is Joe? - Fuck You Immortality

-How old was Joe? -What is Joe?

Vampires don't walk around
in the daylight, but Joe did. - Fuck You Immortality

Vampires don't walk around in the daylight, but Joe did...

Besides, I met a vampire
once and I can assure you
he had nothing to do with Joe. - Fuck You Immortality

Besides, I met a vampire once and I can assure you he had no...

The scar's visible?
Scary, right? - Fuck You Immortality

The scar's visible? Scary, right?

[Kacy] Of all the pictures
we had of Joe, there was
some sadness in his eyes. - Fuck You Immortality

[Kacy] Of all the pictures we had of Joe, there was some sad...

[Tony] It felt like he was
always worried about something, - Fuck You Immortality

[Tony] It felt like he was always worried about something,

Someone called Pogo writes, "I
own a video with that man in it. - Fuck You Immortality

Someone called Pogo writes, "I own a video with that ma...

Knock three times, then once,
then three times then say, - Fuck You Immortality

Knock three times, then once, then three times then say,

[Kacy] Is anyone Pogo? - Fuck You Immortality

[Kacy] Is anyone Pogo?

[heavy metal music] - Fuck You Immortality

[heavy metal music]

Yeah, yeah, Cthulhu fhtaegn. - Fuck You Immortality

Yeah, yeah, Cthulhu fhtaegn.

-Jesus Christ.
-Come on, get going. Come on. - Fuck You Immortality

-Jesus Christ. -Come on, get going. Come on.

[Pogo] You've been
given clear instructions. - Fuck You Immortality

[Pogo] You've been given clear instructions.

Yeah, yeah, Cthulhu fhtagn. - Fuck You Immortality

Yeah, yeah, Cthulhu fhtagn.

So, looking for this elusive
man called Joe? Does
he owe you money? - Fuck You Immortality

So, looking for this elusive man called Joe? Does he owe you...

Fuck You Immortality poster

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A couple of hippies are searching for Joe, an old friend who apparently never aged a day since they were young. Through technicolor ninjas, bizarre metalheads, shamans and ancient rituals, the two embark on a journey with no turni...

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Director: Federico Scargiali

Writer: Federico Scargiali

Production: Creepmaker Studios,Mafarka Film,Palerock Entertainment

Genre: comedy, fantasy

Year: 2019

MetaScore: N/A/100

ImdbRating: 4.1

BoxOffice: N/A

Released: 25 Feb 2020

Awards: N/A

Homepage: https://www.creepmaker.com/cantkillthis/